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banom (m)
Are We Going To Have Sex In Heaven?
« on: September 17, 2009, 11:23 AM »

I want to know if making Love will be allowed In heaven or will it still be the same Thou shall not commit fornication,

I am just curious because, i am not ready to obey any such commandment forever.
sexyLeamon (f)
Re: Are We Going To Have Sex In Heaven
« #1 on: September 17, 2009, 11:37 AM »

Quote from: banom on September 17, 2009, 11:23 AM
I want to know if making Love will be allowed In heaven or will it still be the same Thou shall not commit fornication,

I am just curious because, i am not ready to obey any such commandment forever.
Roflmao oh me Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin

Are We Going To Have Sex In Heaven
how are u sure, u are going to heaven even? Grin Grin Grin
banom (m)
Re: Are We Going To Have Sex In Heaven
« #2 on: September 17, 2009, 11:52 AM »

Quote from: sexyLeamon on September 17, 2009, 11:37 AM
Roflmao oh me Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin

Are We Going To Have Sex In Heaven
how are u sure, u are going to heaven even? Grin Grin Grin

That's Incase i eventually go there, but who will actually go ?
noetic2
Re: Are We Going To Have Sex In Heaven
« #3 on: September 17, 2009, 11:56 AM »

not in heaven . . but in allah's paradise. . ,  ,  u have a complete package of 72 virgins.
sweetpain
Re: Are We Going To Have Sex In Heaven
« #4 on: September 17, 2009, 11:59 AM »

No way bro. You have to be an islamic jihadhist. Have as much sex as your di ck will allow because when you are gone , you are gone.
sexyLeamon (f)
Re: Are We Going To Have Sex In Heaven
« #5 on: September 17, 2009, 12:03 PM »

Quote from: sweetpain on September 17, 2009, 11:59 AM
No way bro. You have to be an islamic jihadhist. Have as much sex as your di ck will allow because when you are gone , you are gone.
I hope not huh, who want to be in heaven without sex
sweetpain
Re: Are We Going To Have Sex In Heaven
« #6 on: September 17, 2009, 12:12 PM »

Quote from: sexyLeamon on September 17, 2009, 12:03 PM
I hope not huh, who want to be in heaven without sex
If its happening in hell I know of a lot of folks who are prepared to give up their heavan pass.
mactao (m)
Re: Are We Going To Have Sex In Heaven
« #7 on: September 17, 2009, 12:13 PM »

@banom
When we get to heaven, we will have lost our flesh. Sex is a fleshly thing. We will be just spirits in heaven. So no, we won't have sex in heaven.

From a Christian point of view.
banom (m)
Re: Are We Going To Have Sex In Heaven
« #8 on: September 17, 2009, 12:15 PM »

Quote from: sexyLeamon on September 17, 2009, 12:10 PM
yes Huh Huh

if so, lets leave this topic, and talk more important stuf ok ?
sexyLeamon (f)
Re: Are We Going To Have Sex In Heaven
« #9 on: September 17, 2009, 12:18 PM »

Quote from: banom on September 17, 2009, 12:15 PM
if so, lets leave this topic, and talk more important stuf ok ?
why do u mean dis is not important? this is important for me no sex in heaven hey I need more people point of view pls
religious people
Recognise
Re: Are We Going To Have Sex In Heaven
« #10 on: September 17, 2009, 12:26 PM »


Quote from: Banom on September 17, 2009, 11:23 AM

I want to know if making Love will be allowed In heaven or will it still be the same Thou shall not commit fornication,

I am just curious because, I am not ready to obey any such commandment forever.


@Banom

"Are We Going To Have Sex In Heaven" was the thread's subject matter

Ah! The million dollar question . . .

" . . . want to know if making Love will be allowed In heaven . . . " you asked

You can bet your last cent making love in Heaven is allowed - Why not? Isnt God LOVE

But as for copulation in heaven, it gets far better than mere having SEX . . .

"But as it is written, Eye hath not seen, nor ear heard, neither have entered into the heart of man,

the things which God hath prepared for them that love him.
"

- 1 Corinthians 2:9 KJV

You'll be short changing yourself or selling yourself short if you're settling for the ecstasy of sex in heaven
Ogaga4Luv (m)
Re: Are We Going To Have Sex In Heaven
« #11 on: September 17, 2009, 01:14 PM »

Banom Dear  Let be know to you that there is no heaven of glory bright, and no hell where sinners roast. Here and now is our day of torment! Here and now is our day of joy! Here and now is our opportunity! Choose ye this day, this hour,Say unto thine own heart, "I am mine own redeemer."  for no redeemer liveth! except youself .Do not think somewhere Describe as heaven really Exsist,C'mon Open your eyes and see all the hiding tricks going on in our world today.

Blessed are those that believe in what is best for them, for never shall their minds be terrorized - Cursed are the "lambs of God", for they shall be bled whiter than snow! .Blessed are the destroyers of false hope, for they are the true Messiahs - Cursed are the god-adorers, for they shall be shorn sheep! . dont waste your preacious time with them.

Here are my words of blessings for those who really read and Obey my words of truth and its plain with you, In Addition my dear Nlander here is another blessing for as a freethinker on your own doing whats fit in human race but not like the Religious folks Most especially Christianity.

* Blessed are the mighty-minded, for they shall ride the whirlwinds - Cursed are they who teach lies for truth and truth for lies, for they are an abomination!  Cool

Sincerely_Ogaga Onowighose
Oluschenco (m)
Re: Are We Going To Have Sex In Heaven
« #12 on: September 17, 2009, 01:22 PM »

Why don't you go and confirm first, then let's know what's happening there.
tundejayz
Re: Are We Going To Have Sex In Heaven
« #13 on: September 17, 2009, 01:54 PM »

yes why not ,lol
Beaf
Re: Are We Going To Have Sex In Heaven?
« #14 on: September 17, 2009, 02:42 PM »

We keep hearing about guys getting 72 virgins (ages please, abi na pedo?).

What will babes get? Are they having 72 real bad hunks each to knock their eyes hollow?
Ogaga4Luv (m)
Re: Are We Going To Have Sex In Heaven?
« #15 on: September 17, 2009, 02:46 PM »

I Repeat Again. . . .

Banom Dear  Let be know to you that there is no heaven of glory bright, and no hell where sinners roast. Here and now is our day of torment! Here and now is our day of joy! Here and now is our opportunity! Choose ye this day, this hour,Say unto thine own heart, "I am mine own redeemer."  for no redeemer liveth! except youself .Do not think somewhere Describe as heaven really Exsist,C'mon Open your eyes and see all the hiding tricks going on in our world today.

Blessed are those that believe in what is best for them, for never shall their minds be terrorized - Cursed are the "lambs of God", for they shall be bled whiter than snow! .Blessed are the destroyers of false hope, for they are the true Messiahs - Cursed are the god-adorers, for they shall be shorn sheep! . dont waste your preacious time with them.

Here are my words of blessings for those who really read and Obey my words of truth and its plain with you, In Addition my dear Nlander here is another blessing for as a freethinker on your own doing whats fit in human race but not like the Religious folks Most especially Christianity.

* Blessed are the mighty-minded, for they shall ride the whirlwinds - Cursed are they who teach lies for truth and truth for lies, for they are an abomination! 

Sincerely_Ogaga Onowighose
MrCrackles (m)
Re: Are We Going To Have Sex In Heaven?
« #16 on: September 17, 2009, 02:47 PM »

Sex in heaven? Grin
Awesome. . . . .I am not sure though! Undecided
redsun (m)
Re: Are We Going To Have Sex In Heaven?
« #17 on: September 17, 2009, 02:48 PM »

Everybody wants to go to heaven,nobody wants to die.You better have your fun here motherfuckers,the short period of day of birth to maybe sixty years is all you got as your prime time.

Make hay while the sun shine.
sandee575
Re: Are We Going To Have Sex In Heaven?
« #18 on: September 17, 2009, 02:49 PM »

Are We Going To Have Sex In Heaven?
« on: Today at 11:23:34 AM »  

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I want to know if making Love will be allowed In heaven or will it still be the same Thou shall not commit fornication,

I am just curious because, i am not ready to obey any such commandment forever.



Banom must have been smoking weed to ask this sort of question.
german007
Re: Are We Going To Have Sex In Heaven?
« #19 on: September 17, 2009, 02:49 PM »

Ogaga4luv

Who are you? what do u believe in?
Nellyon (f)
Re: Are We Going To Have Sex In Heaven?
« #20 on: September 17, 2009, 02:50 PM »

Barom dearest,if there is a cluster of mares and studs, sex must b there.unless you want to argue that a great no of the fine folks will b in hell.
Nellyon (f)
Re: Are We Going To Have Sex In Heaven?
« #21 on: September 17, 2009, 02:53 PM »

Barom dearest,if there is a cluster of mares and studs, sex must b there.unless you want to argue that a great no of the fine folks will b in hell.
gbagyiza
Re: Are We Going To Have Sex In Heaven?
« #22 on: September 17, 2009, 02:56 PM »

Bro,u need 2 repent.
german007
Re: Are We Going To Have Sex In Heaven?
« #23 on: September 17, 2009, 02:56 PM »

BANOM
YES  U CAN HAVE SEX IN HEAVEN,
THERE ARE CONDOMS IN HEAVEN, THERE IS BURANTASHI AND PARAGA IN HEAVEN

BROS YOU MUST BE AWFULLY BORED  OR EITHER ON DRUGS TO ASK SUCH A QUESTION,

OR YOUR'E PROBABLY NOT GETING ENUFF SEX HERE ON EARTH TO ASK SUCH, TRY DATING WEBSITES, OR JOIN SOCIAL CLUBS
minute (f)
Re: Are We Going To Have Sex In Heaven?
« #24 on: September 17, 2009, 03:01 PM »

I think you would  be a eunuch in heaven, much like angels are. Undecided Undecided Undecided
Ogaga4Luv (m)
Re: Are We Going To Have Sex In Heaven?
« #25 on: September 17, 2009, 03:01 PM »

Im Right here in front of your Screen. . .I believe in (SATAN)Myself.,i believe the Truth and the Reality.



Quote from: german007 on September 17, 2009, 02:49 PM
Ogaga4luv

Who are you? what do u believe in?
redsun (m)
Re: Are We Going To Have Sex In Heaven?
« #26 on: September 17, 2009, 03:03 PM »

Heaven and hell are the magic words use by organize religion propagators to hold gullible believer at bay,they are the keys to the hypnotism.
german007
Re: Are We Going To Have Sex In Heaven?
« #27 on: September 17, 2009, 03:07 PM »

OGAGA4 LUV

YOU ARE NOT RIGHT HERE INFRONT MY SCREEN

YOU ARE RIGHT INFRONT OF YOUR OWN SCREEN WHOEVER U SAY U ARE

IM SURROUNDED BY THE BLOOD OF JESUS, IM PROTECTED BY THE FIRE OF THE HOLY GHOST,

CHRIST IS BEFORE ME, BEHIND ME , BY MY RIGHT, LEFT AND IN ME,   THE BLOOD OF JESUS FLOWS IN MY VEINS.

SO DONT BRING THAT TO ME.

BELEIVE IN WATEVA U WANT TO BELIEVE,  IL BELIEVE IN WHAT I BELEIVE IN.
jagunlabi (m)
Re: Are We Going To Have Sex In Heaven?
« #28 on: September 17, 2009, 03:08 PM »

I think there will be sex in heaven(or else it won't be heaven Grin),if only for the viewing pleasure of the god "Jewatchah",since he likes to watch and take notes.
Eternity of sexual orgies for the voyeuristic pleasure of the jewish god.Now that is something to look forward to.If such a heaven exist,that is. Wink
Ogaga4Luv (m)
Re: Are We Going To Have Sex In Heaven?
« #29 on: September 17, 2009, 03:08 PM »

Yeah yeah yeah. . . .redsun  just hit the nail to the right point. Cool , Infernal Greetings for the Truthful word.*head shaking*
denony (m)
Re: Are We Going To Have Sex In Heaven?
« #30 on: September 17, 2009, 03:10 PM »

Are u sex adict?

is sex your only mindset?
i mercy for your girl friend, cus u sounds like a sex machine  Grin
segzi cres (m)
Re: Are We Going To Have Sex In Heaven?
« #31 on: September 17, 2009, 03:12 PM »

@redsun i want to believe you but i'm not really sure. i even believe religion is used to keep we humans in check, imagine if there was no religion prostitution would be legal, murder would be an everyday thing, banks would be robbed everyday. i just need someone to really explain to me.
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