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banom (m)
Re: Are We Going To Have Sex In Heaven?
« #288 on: October 03, 2009, 07:57 PM »

Quote from: olugbon01 on October 03, 2009, 07:45 PM
crazy thread


Crazy responder
candylips (m)
Re: Are We Going To Have Sex In Heaven?
« #289 on: October 03, 2009, 08:01 PM »

lol
Ogaga4Luv (m)
Re: Are We Going To Have Sex In Heaven?
« #290 on: October 03, 2009, 09:08 PM »

. . . . . .  Wink
Quote from: candylips on October 03, 2009, 08:01 PM
lol
olugbon01 (m)
Re: Are We Going To Have Sex In Heaven?
« #291 on: October 04, 2009, 07:03 AM »

Quote from: banom on October 03, 2009, 07:57 PM

Crazy responder

, answer not a f**l acoording to his folly lest you become like him  Grin
Ogaga4Luv (m)
Re: Are We Going To Have Sex In Heaven?
« #292 on: October 04, 2009, 10:04 AM »

You Guys are Twisted Funny anyway. . . .  Grin .become like him indeed.
Quote from: olugbon01 on October 04, 2009, 07:03 AM
, answer not a f**l acoording to his folly lest you become like him  Grin
Freiburger (m)
Re: Are We Going To Have Sex In Heaven?
« #293 on: October 06, 2009, 01:44 PM »

can someone tell me outthere where it is written in the bible that sex on its own is a sin?
OpeLovely (f)
Re: Are We Going To Have Sex In Heaven?
« #294 on: October 08, 2009, 10:08 PM »

@ koolchicco and banom,

You guys are very funny! I am just a normal human being. Pls lets not deviate from the question.
banom (m)
Re: Are We Going To Have Sex In Heaven?
« #295 on: October 09, 2009, 12:09 AM »

Quote from: OpeLovely on October 08, 2009, 10:08 PM
@ koolchicco and banom,

You guys are very funny! I am just a normal human being. Pls lets not deviate from the question.

Its a lie, you are not a normal human being, you are more than an angel, dont listen to that bad boy called koolchico, he is married, just click on my profile to see his wife tpia,
Dont mind them always talk to me alone ok?
ilosiwaju
Re: Are We Going To Have Sex In Heaven?
« #296 on: October 09, 2009, 10:29 AM »

if sex is a good thing for married couple, they should not be deprived of it in heaven(if they both make it). my concern is privacy, contraceptives etc.
schmuck!
Angry
koolchicco
Re: Are We Going To Have Sex In Heaven?
« #297 on: October 09, 2009, 11:17 AM »

Quote from: banom on October 09, 2009, 12:09 AM
Its a lie, you are not a normal human being, you are more than an angel, dont listen to that bad boy called koolchico, he is married, just click on my profile to see his wife tpia,
Dont mind them always talk to me alone ok?

This Banom sef!Monopoly sweet u pass everytin,no be u say make all NL Guys leave Tpia alone 4 u?and now u've changed your mind again. Grin

Haba!Leave Opelovely alone,Abi dey take'am swear 4 u? Huh Shocked Tongue
banom (m)
Re: Are We Going To Have Sex In Heaven?
« #298 on: October 09, 2009, 01:24 PM »

Quote from: koolchicco on October 09, 2009, 11:17 AM
This Banom sef!Monopoly sweet u pass everytin,no be u say make all NL Guys leave Tpia alone 4 u?and now u've changed your mind again. Grin

Haba!Leave Opelovely alone,Abi dey take'am swear 4 u? Huh Shocked Tongue

sharap, everybody in nairaland knows that you are in love with tpia, because you have seeing that opelove is the moste beautiful girl in nairaland, you now need her, ole Undecided Undecided Kiss
koolchicco
Re: Are We Going To Have Sex In Heaven?
« #299 on: October 09, 2009, 01:50 PM »

Quote from: banom on October 09, 2009, 01:24 PM
sharap, everybody in nairaland knows that you are in love with tpia, because you have seeing that opelove is the moste beautiful girl in nairaland, you now need her, ole Undecided Undecided Kiss



Your facts are inaccurate.Tell U wat! I've been wiv her longer than u can imagine and She's not the "most beautiful girl". .rather She's the ONLY Beautiful girl herein,as I cant remember seeing any other beauty.(I hope u're not thinking about your Tpia?)  Grin

Any objection? Undecided Huh
banom (m)
Re: Are We Going To Have Sex In Heaven?
« #300 on: October 10, 2009, 11:59 AM »

Quote from: koolchicco on October 09, 2009, 01:50 PM
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Your facts are inaccurate.Tell U wat! I've been wiv her longer than u can imagine and She's not the "most beautiful girl". .rather She's the ONLY Beautiful girl herein,as I cant remember seeing any other beauty.(I hope u're not thinking about your Tpia?)  Grin

Any objection? Undecided Huh

Sharap, so this is how you regard Opelove, you didn't look at her very well to observe she is a very civilized, reading her post shows how intelligent she is, far more intelligent than most girls here, you think she is that dumb to believe your cheap flattery that she is the only beautiful girl here ? honestly speaking, there are many pretty nairaland girls here as shown on their profiles, but Opelove is very cute, her eyes radiates fire, she is the most beautiful girl in nairaland, i am yet to see a nairaland girl that is as charming on her pics as Opelove.
Abuzola (m)
To subject
« #301 on: October 10, 2009, 12:10 PM »

Alhamdulilah am a muslim


christian are left in the dark, jesus didn't write the bible it was paul so they are adding things that their predecessor forgot to add, such as trinity and now its sex
koolchicco
Re: Are We Going To Have Sex In Heaven?
« #302 on: October 10, 2009, 01:00 PM »

Quote from: banom on October 10, 2009, 11:59 AM
Sharap, so this is how you regard Opelove, you didn't look at her very well to observe she is a very civilized, reading her post shows how intelligent she is, far more intelligent than most girls here, you think she is that dumb to believe your cheap flattery that she is the only beautiful girl here ? honestly speaking, there are many pretty nairaland girls here as shown on their profiles, but Opelove is very cute, her eyes radiates fire, she is the most beautiful girl in nairaland, i am yet to see a nairaland girl that is as charming on her pics as Opelove.


U see urself? "Murder was d case and the case was murdered".You've succeeded in exposing urself,this was how u failed your GCE 5 times.
I'd suggest u go read some posts on this thread (how 2 woo a lady), as your effort thus far can only woo ladies like Tpia-(your love). Grin Grin
banom (m)
Re: Are We Going To Have Sex In Heaven?
« #303 on: October 10, 2009, 02:40 PM »

Quote from: koolchicco on October 10, 2009, 01:00 PM
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U see urself? "Murder was d case and the case was murdered".You've succeeded in exposing urself,this was how u failed your GCE 5 times.
I'd suggest u go read some posts on this thread (how 2 woo a lady), as your effort thus far can only woo ladies like Tpia-(your love). Grin Grin

God forbid, tpia is not my potion in jesus name Amen,
koolchicco
Re: Are We Going To Have Sex In Heaven?
« #304 on: October 10, 2009, 03:34 PM »

Quote from: banom on October 10, 2009, 02:40 PM
God forbid, tpia is not my potion in jesus name Amen,

You cant deny her now just 'cos u wanna have Opelove.Ghod forbid too!

You've already made your choice abinitio and there's no going back for you on Tpia.Am sorry my friend but wat God has joined 2gether let no KC put assunder. Grin Tongue Lips sealed
banom (m)
Re: Are We Going To Have Sex In Heaven?
« #305 on: October 10, 2009, 05:14 PM »

Quote from: koolchicco on October 10, 2009, 03:34 PM
You cant deny her now just 'cos u wanna have Opelove.Ghod forbid too!

You've already made your choice abinitio and there's no going back for you on Tpia.Am sorry my friend but wat God has joined 2gether let no KC put assunder. Grin Tongue Lips sealed

 I am starting 180 days prayer and fasting to break any link that joins me with tpia, and i will link her to you, Opelove is my baby, her eyes dey make my heart do yori yori.
tpia.
Re: Are We Going To Have Sex In Heaven?
« #306 on: October 10, 2009, 05:21 PM »

"potion"



babalawo wonder and juju slave.
banom (m)
Re: Are We Going To Have Sex In Heaven?
« #307 on: October 10, 2009, 05:29 PM »

Quote from: tpia. on October 10, 2009, 05:21 PM
"potion"



babalawo wonder and juju slave.

Sorry madam, are you calling your husband Koolchico ?
koolchicco
Re: Are We Going To Have Sex In Heaven?
« #308 on: October 10, 2009, 06:29 PM »

Quote from: banom on October 10, 2009, 05:29 PM
Sorry madam, are you calling your husband Koolchico ?


Am surprised u didn't get wat your lover was sayin. Shocked Huh

OK lemme help u.She's suggesting u visit your usual Jujuman or Babalawo than resortin 2 180 days fasting as earlier planned.

IMHO, I reckon she likes u loads.(Lucky u!)  Undecided             I no envy u tho! Grin Tongue
banom (m)
Re: Are We Going To Have Sex In Heaven?
« #309 on: October 10, 2009, 06:41 PM »

Quote from: koolchicco on October 10, 2009, 06:29 PM

Am surprised u didn't get wat your lover was sayin. Shocked Huh

OK lemme help u.She's suggesting u visit your usual Jujuman or Babalawo than resortin 2 180 days fasting as earlier planned.

IMHO, I reckon she likes u loads.(Lucky u!)  Undecided              I no envy u tho! Grin Tongue

Is a lie, she was talking about you, every body knows.
koolchicco
Re: Are We Going To Have Sex In Heaven?
« #310 on: October 10, 2009, 07:14 PM »

Quote from: banom on October 10, 2009, 06:41 PM
Is a lie, she was talking about you, every body knows.


Ditch this pretentious habit of urs and Take dis advice from a brother!

Dont loose Two ends at a time, as One(Tpia) is already calling pls grab the "Golding" Undecided opportunity b4 its too late.

A Breast at hand I was taught in school,is worth more than TWO in the BRA.

A word is enough 4 d wise!
banom (m)
Re: Are We Going To Have Sex In Heaven?
« #311 on: October 10, 2009, 08:14 PM »

Quote from: koolchicco on October 10, 2009, 07:14 PM

Ditch this pretentious habit of urs and Take dis advice from a brother!

Dont loose Two ends at a time, as One(Tpia) is already calling pls grab the "Golding" Undecided opportunity b4 its too late.

A Breast at hand I was taught in school,is worth more than TWO in the BRA.

A word is enough 4 d wise!

See the kind of school you attended, where they teach you about breast and its latitude, what course did you study ? ( i just hope is not what i am thinking)
koolchicco
Re: Are We Going To Have Sex In Heaven?
« #312 on: October 10, 2009, 08:34 PM »

Quote from: banom on October 10, 2009, 08:14 PM
See the kind of school you attended, where they teach you about breast and its latitude, what course did you study ? ( i just hope is not what i am thinking)


U berra shut it or I'll help u out.

Didn't u learn same thing and wat course do u think i studied?
manmustwac (m)
Re: Are We Going To Have Sex In Heaven?
« #313 on: October 10, 2009, 08:59 PM »

@ koolchicco and banon
i think u guys should organise a date with the babe in the date and meet-up zone section of nairaland  Smiley
duduspace (m)
Re: Are We Going To Have Sex In Heaven?
« #314 on: October 10, 2009, 11:33 PM »

^^Abi o, such lecherous fellas quarreling over a picture, but this question is quite funny. I'm sure if there is Sex in heaven, there will also be fighting over women like koolchicco and banom are doing right now. Perhaps that is what caused the fight in heaven that led to the Devil breakin away in the first instance. Grin Grin
OpeLovely (f)
Re: Are We Going To Have Sex In Heaven?
« #315 on: October 11, 2009, 02:26 AM »

Nawa for you Koolchicco and banom.

I however do not support you dropping Tpia.  Besides, you both may have to do a battle with your keyboards, before i take you for the next challenge.

Let's however not deviate from the question.

I do not think the Bible says anything of sex in heaven. Sex was only designed for that extra intimacy/bonding btw a married man/woman couple.
koolchicco
Re: Are We Going To Have Sex In Heaven?
« #316 on: October 11, 2009, 01:22 PM »

Quote from: OpeLovely on October 11, 2009, 02:26 AM
Nawa for you Koolchicco and banom.

I however do not support you dropping Tpia.  Besides, you both may have to do a battle with your keyboards, before i take you for the next challenge.

Let's however not deviate from the question.

I do not think the Bible says anything of sex in heaven. Sex was only designed for that extra intimacy/bonding btw a married man/woman couple.

@Banom
Now, You've heard it from the horse's (My own Opelove) mouth.She does not support you dropping your love(Tpai). Get it? Huh  Coconut head!

Case Closed!!!!!!!!!


@Opelove
Yep the Bible didn't say there's gotta be sex therein.Therefore we berra make do of it here on earth. how nice? Tongue Undecided Kiss
Nimshi
Re: Are We Going To Have Sex In Heaven?
« #317 on: October 11, 2009, 08:25 PM »

Sex in heaven?

No chance.

Impractical.

Not enough gravitational force to support any sort of position consistently.

Plus, since the angels are sexless - except when they take up some human form, as males, of course - they'll be pissed-off, bigly.

But hell? Hahahaha. Different ball game.

Satan makes the place fun. Real fun. Imagine some really bad diva getting stuff done on ya.
.

.
manmustwac (m)
Re: Are We Going To Have Sex In Heaven?
« #318 on: October 11, 2009, 08:40 PM »

Is Heaven going to be filled with very old people in thier 80's and 90's who will be to old to think of sex Huh Huh
Nimshi
Re: Are We Going To Have Sex In Heaven?
« #319 on: October 11, 2009, 08:44 PM »

Quote from: manmustwac on October 11, 2009, 08:40 PM
Is Heaven going to be filled with very old people in thier 80's and 90's who will be to old to think of sex Huh Huh

Ye of very little faith!

Don't you know that those in heaven return to the strength of their youth?

Youth forever, eh. Youthful, and strong.

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