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Ogaga4Luv (m)
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Oh Really. . . Well if you insist GOOD for YOU. but remember:KEEP YOUR DEATH GUY,I MEAN (JESUS) OUT MY PENNIS AND TELL YOUR HIDING GOD TO STAY CLEAR, OR ELSE. . .HE DEFINATELY SEE ALL HIS FOLLOWERS PERISHING FOR BUSY BELIEVING IN SOMEONE LIKE HIM HIDING SOMEWHERE INSIDE THE SKY.
WE ARE COMING TO JUSTIFY.OGAGA4 LUV
YOU ARE NOT RIGHT HERE INFRONT MY SCREEN
YOU ARE RIGHT INFRONT OF YOUR OWN SCREEN WHOEVER U SAY U ARE
IM SURROUNDED BY THE BLOOD OF JESUS, IM PROTECTED BY THE FIRE OF THE HOLY GHOST,
CHRIST IS BEFORE ME, BEHIND ME , BY MY RIGHT, LEFT AND IN ME, THE BLOOD OF JESUS FLOWS IN MY VEINS.
SO DONT BRING THAT TO ME.
BELEIVE IN WATEVA U WANT TO BELIEVE, IL BELIEVE IN WHAT I BELEIVE IN.
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redsun (m)
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Of course almost 90 percent of africans are living in hell because of the devilish politicians and religious leader who are in turn living in heaven on earth by perpetually keeping in darkness and under hypnotic spell.
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ZUBBYNWA (m)
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guy, nawa for u to have sex in heaven. first who tell u say u dey go heaven but as for me i think say it is impossible so enjoy yourself while on earth
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Ogaga4Luv (m)
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Blessed are the destroyers of false hope, for they are the true Messiahs - Cursed are the god-adorers, for they shall be shorn sheep!
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lysaa (f)
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@poster
its such a shame! how could say all these crap. .if u have ever experienced true fellowship with God u wont be thinking of sex in heaven. Pls go back to your first love.
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jp philips (m)
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OGAGA4 LUV
YOU ARE NOT RIGHT HERE INFRONT MY SCREEN
YOU ARE RIGHT INFRONT OF YOUR OWN SCREEN WHOEVER U SAY U ARE
IM SURROUNDED BY THE BLOOD OF JESUS, IM PROTECTED BY THE FIRE OF THE HOLY GHOST,
CHRIST IS BEFORE ME, BEHIND ME , BY MY RIGHT, LEFT AND IN ME, THE BLOOD OF JESUS FLOWS IN MY VEINS.
SO DONT BRING THAT TO ME.
BELEIVE IN WATEVA U WANT TO BELIEVE, IL BELIEVE IN WHAT I BELEIVE IN. fear don catch german machine, i no fit laugh!!! pple dey fear satan but pastors few no wahala lol i no fit shout |
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Ogaga4Luv (m)
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Blessed are those that believe in what is best for them, for never shall their minds be terrorized - Cursed are the "lambs of God", for they shall be bled whiter than snow!
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jp philips (m)
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Oh Really. . . Well if you insist GOOD for YOU. but remember:KEEP YOUR DEATH GUY,I MEAN (JESUS) OUT MY PENNIS AND TELL YOUR HIDING GOD TO STAY CLEAR, OR ELSE. . .HE DEFINATELY SEE ALL HIS FOLLOWERS PERISHING FOR BUSY BELIEVING IN SOMEONE LIKE HIM HIDING SOMEWHERE INSIDE THE SKY.
WE ARE COMING TO JUSTIFY. o boy! na jesus u dey tell all these nawaa u get mind ooooooooooooooo  |
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princekevo (m)
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i wonder why such thread as this make it to the front page,
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big-ben
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@post
curiousity kills the mouse ???be warn!
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mazaje (m)
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What a funny thread. . . Hope and fantasy for living a life after death does not translate into reality. . .
There are different versions of heaven and it depends on which one exactly you are talking about. . . The Koran talks about 72 houris in a garden and rivers flowing with wine should not make you think that it will happen. That was allah's (and mohammad's) sales talk nothing more. . . The bible talks about a city with streets of gold, daimonds, where there is no pain only happiness. . .that also is their own sales talk. . .If you want to have mindless sex there are so many places around for you to do that. . .if you want to see building that will make your jaw drop. . there are countless of such buildings around. . .
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redsun (m)
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@redsun i want to believe you but i'm not really sure. i even believe religion is used to keep we humans in check, imagine if there was no religion prostitution would be legal, murder would be an everyday thing, banks would be robbed everyday. i just need someone to really explain to me.
Religion does does not stop people from robbing banks or becoming prostitutes,it is the man made laws that does.You should look more towards common sense,instincts and intuitions in dealing with things. What ever that it is today in form of laws,beliefs,precedences etc are the creations and imaginations of mortals like us |
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sayso (m)
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you do not get to heaven with your physical body,the soul is a spirit and the food of the spirit is different.
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german007
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@JP PHILLIPS
FEAR? WHICH FEAR? are u having a laff?
I fear no other God apart from Jehovah.
"THE LORD IS MY LIGHT AND SALVATION WHOM SHALL I FEAR? , THE LORD IS THE STRENGTH OF MY LIFE, OF WHOM SHALL I BE AFRAID? (PSALM 27)A THOUSAND SHALL FALL BY THY SIDE, TEN THOUSAND BY THY RIGHT HAND, BUT IT SHALL NOT COME HEAR THEE(PSALM 91)
@ogaga4luv.
I wont waste my time or energy on you.
Like i said everyman is entitled to wat they beleive in, wat they eat , wat they drink.
SIMPLY DONT BRING YOUR BELIEF AROUND ME. OR TRY TO ENFORCE IT ON OTHER PEOPLE (I HAVE NOTICED U DO SO ON A FEW RELIGIOUS THREADS HERE ON NL) KEEP WHATEVER U BELEIVE TO YOUR SELF, AND DONT CONDEMN OTHER PEOPLE'S BELEIF.
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category (m)
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Sex in heaven?
Come on guys, there are some issues we should not attempt to joke with.
Any way there is nothin wrong with sex in the first instance if only it is done right.
But heaven is an immortal place wre one cease to die.
The body decays at death so also evry thin that pertains to it.
In fact in your wildest immagination u r thinkin abt sex in heaven.
I sincerely wish we guard against all these kind of blasphemous discussions
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Ogaga4Luv (m)
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jp philipz you sound like a Comedian though. Just Imagine Who the heck is JESUS or GOD? huh. . .  ,If people fear him ,Good for them but not in my Book. People can Fear that death Guy but they have the Boldnes to even share with me(OGAGA=POWER) on Discussion with Badmouth Argueing what they have no knownledge about. Guest what i just pity those many many believers because i hate them all and i spare no brain washed Coward because Despite allour effort to make them understand ,they're doing out (Ignorantus Virus) claiming some Imaginary Deity to be Real.
Blessed are the destroyers of false hope, for they are the true Messiahs - Cursed are the god-adorers, for they shall be shorn sheep! o boy! na jesus u dey tell all these nawaa u get mind ooooooooooooooo
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veetubes
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Sex is not a crime, fornication is a sin. and moreover sex is no everything man , look unto God and your life will have a turn around.
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hackney (m)
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@poster
NO because there isnt even marriage in heaven.
Somewhere in the bible Jesus was asked a question about a woman that was widowed and married 7 times.
They wanted to know who will have 'husband' position when they got to heaven.
Jesus answered that they will be like the angels and there is no marriage amongst the angels.
(sorry ,dont know the exact verse)
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Ogaga4Luv (m)
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Topic:
There is no heaven of glory bright, and no hell where sinners roast. Here and now is our day of torment! Here and now is our day of joy! Here and now is our opportunity! Choose ye this day, this hour, for no redeemer liveth!
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deezah (f)
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Hehehehe! I cant shout pls. We keep hearing about guys getting 72 virgins (ages please, abi na pedo?).
What will babes get? Are they having 72 real bad hunks each to knock their eyes hollow?
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category (m)
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Ogaga, God will torch u
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category (m)
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Ogaga, may God save u.
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redsun (m)
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Just like TUPAC asked-I wonder if heaven got a ghetto?Of course if you are in ghetto on earth,you will automatically be in ghetto in heaven and that means you will be short of sex because as it goes naturally,no blings,no bitches.
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gbubs
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For you to ask this question, if the heaven story is really true, Me dont think u'll be making it. Why dont u get qualified first? but if sex is very important to you, you could choose hell, am sure their will be plenty of sex there,
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franctony (m)
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Just like TUPAC asked-I wonder if heaven got a ghetto?Of course if you are in ghetto on earth,you will automatically be in ghetto in heaven and that means you will be short of sex because as it goes naturally,no blings,no bitches.
i think it's only those who abstain from pre-marital and extramrital sex that will be allowed to enjoy it in heaven, think about it. by the way who will even go there Sex in heaven?
Come on guys, there are some issues we should not attempt to joke with.
Any way there is nothin wrong with sex in the first instance if only it is done right.
But heaven is an immortal place wre one cease to die.
The body decays at death so also evry thin that pertains to it.
In fact in your wildest immagination u r thinkin abt sex in heaven.
I sincerely wish we guard against all these kind of blasphemous discussions
just hit the point |
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dayokanu (m)
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So what would we use the 70 virgins we are allocated for?
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mazaje (m)
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So what would we use the 70 virgins we are allocated for?
Endless sex. . . . |
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SeanT21 (f)
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As long as I am there, that is all that matters.
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soccerprof
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u must be sex addict.
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bgees (m)
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yes!
everyone of us will get laid by angels. we will all get free blowjobs daily.
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(Wicked laugh) but this amaze me when i stumble across funny words like such in public Conversation.Very Funny indeed peherps you didn't find out. Telling a Hiding God save me is Cracking me up and i just feel you're a great Comedian. Category i guest you realise all things have different category? huh. . . 
