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german007
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@poster
Very simple answer to your question
Bros Go and stand infront of a trailer on LAGOS-IBADAN expressway. When u get to heaven, see if u are able to have sex, write us a letter here on earth to tell us your finding, and pls include photographic evidence in your letter. .
you clearly must be very bored and lonely to post such.
If u are that bored then get a sack of rice and count the grains, when you are done start all over again. That should keep you busy.
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joyli
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Are you trying to creat a joke or something
why dont get there and see what is happening.( MR SEX MACHINE)
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joyli
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Are u trying to creat joke or something
anyway why dont u get there and see what is happening.
(MR SEX MACHINE)
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Ujujoan (f)
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Trust me you wont care about any earthly pleasure when you get to heaven!!
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latbabs
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u dont need to leave this topic the major thing is for u to do good, by this if u are opportuned to to enter the paradise, be expecting Sex but if not forget about it. and again how do u think about this kind of topic?  u better becareful, |
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ayobase
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thank u Uju!
Nigeria Is Blessed!
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ikeyman00 (m)
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this thread is just too stupid
too damn moronic article
IF u believe energy move from one to the other; sound,light etc
when u gone, the energy moves to hell knows; maybe back to monkey u are? haa
why then u talk from your ass
poster answer?
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ayobase
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thank u Uju!
Nigeria Is Blessed!
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donsteady (m)
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[font=Lucida Sans Unicode][b]Bros Ogaga 4lov, the satan one of this earth, I hail u and i salute u, and your believe, your sound like an Urhobo man, which local government are u from in Delta State, cos I am from Okpe. I will be glad if you can go with me meet TB Joshua, if he is not able to deliver you then I will believe that there is no God any where ok. Sup on your mind, too much respect for u]
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yeswecan
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Foolish question
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MUZBO (m)
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Its like asking: will there be preaching in Heaven? Doesn't sound like it will be needed. Heaven will be sweeter than sex( in my own opinion).
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Ogaga4Luv (m)
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donsteady I feel your words. But bother not, T.D Joshua?,mmm. . .you make me Laugh my dear,That Guy we are working together in the LHP and we are great Colleagues,Peherps hardly someone will take notice. Since we are the World Changer ,T.B is one of special agent and even i have what he got inside him .
Hes only just in 4th Degree,Tommorow iw be 9th so dont worry.Though you may not Understand how our secret egents are Operrating in the special mission on the X_Project in the NEW WORLD ORDER. We are African representer from Nigeria. We are many. . Dont take anything as joke here. Real people dont hide their true IDENTITY.
Sincerely_Ogaga Onowighose
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Ben-10
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so far! what are the responses? can someone pls summarize?
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Ben-10
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Trust me you wont care about any earthly pleasure when you get to heaven!!
someone made a great sense |
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bayo1 (m)
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i wonder why such thread as this make it to the front page, Because the moderator or whoever placed it in the frontpage is anti-heaven. |
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Kennyyo
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@Ogaga,
Bullying people does not make them change their mind. Imposing your dark believes does not make you any powerful.
God does not need your opinion to be God, and mind you, I am not defending Him. He is God all by Himself.
At the right time, He shall put satan to where belongs.
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bawomolo (m)
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there better be or else, i want my (tithes) money back
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bayo1 (m)
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donsteady I feel your words. But bother not, T.D Joshua?,mmm. . .you make me Laugh my dear,That Guy we are working together in the LHP and we are great Colleagues,Peherps hardly someone will take notice. Since we are the World Changer ,T.B is one of special agent and even i have what he got inside him .
Hes only just in 4th Degree,Tommorow iw be 9th so dont worry.Though you may not Understand how our secret egents are Operrating in the special mission on the X_Project in the NEW WORLD ORDER. We are African representer from Nigeria. We are many. . Dont take anything as joke here. Real people dont hide their true IDENTITY.
Sincerely_Ogaga Onowighose Ogaga or what do you call yourself? You are living in deception! I'm not suprised at pple like you because your boss - sATAN is doomed. And it's your choice to follow him to damnation. Carry on. |
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echezz (m)
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Just curious ooo, are we going to heaven with the pussies and the dicks. no offence!
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Ogaga4Luv (m)
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Kennyyo
Oh Really. . . . . . . . . . ?  Then Let him Come out and Put the Innocent SATAN to where he belongs or else I 'w put him and all his Followers to were fits them. Disgusting! . imagine your weak language, The God(s) must ve Crazia for been a great barrier in Human race even up to Animal race.  
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bayo1 (m)
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What a funny thread. . . Hope and fantasy for living a life after death does not translate into reality. . .
There are different versions of heaven and it depends on which one exactly you are talking about. . . The Koran talks about 72 houris in a garden and rivers flowing with wine should not make you think that it will happen. That was allah's (and mohammad's) sales talk nothing more. . . The bible talks about a city with streets of gold, daimonds, where there is no pain only happiness. . .that also is their own sales talk. . .If you want to have mindless sex there are so many places around for you to do that. . .if you want to see building that will make your jaw drop. . there are countless of such buildings around. . . Hmmm, something lies beyond. Your not believing does not change that truth. If you go on with this your mindset, by the time you wake up to the reality, the power of choice would have been taken away. |
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category (m)
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Ogaga pls dnt think u wont be forgiven if u sincerely ask for
forgiveness. God is faithful and just to forgive.
Just confess your sins and accept Jesus with your whole heart
Then heaven will be urs in Jesus name.
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german007
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Ogaga
Continuing from where we stopped.
You dont have to scream to be heard. (screaming is your habit of writing in bold large letters)
It clearly shows the immaturity in you.
With regards to the comment someone made earlier about you "bullying" people . Im trying to identify who you have bullied or are bullying here ,all I can identify is that you clearly like to talk too much , enforce your views on people and in the process, condemn other people's beliefs.
FYI. Again I repeat. Every human being is entitled to their right of religion, sexuality, what they eat or what they do.
Like I said before
I fear no other God apart from Jehovah.
"THE LORD IS MY LIGHT AND SALVATION WHOM SHALL I FEAR? , THE LORD IS THE STRENGTH OF MY LIFE, OF WHOM SHALL I BE AFRAID? (PSALM 27)
"A THOUSAND SHALL FALL BY THY SIDE, TEN THOUSAND BY THY RIGHT HAND, BUT IT SHALL NOT COME NEAR ME"(PSALM 91
IM SURROUNDED BY THE BLOOD OF JESUS, IM PROTECTED BY THE FIRE OF THE HOLY GHOST,
CHRIST IS BEFORE ME, BEHIND ME , BY MY RIGHT, LEFT AND IN ME, THE BLOOD OF JESUS FLOWS IN MY VEINS.
SO DONT BRING THAT TO ME.
BELEIVE IN WATEVA U WANT TO BELIEVE, IL BELIEVE IN WHAT I BELEIVE IN. BUT DO NOT COME HEAR AND TRY TO ENFORCE YOUR VEIWS ON PEOPLE
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bayo1 (m)
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Oh Really. . . . . . . . . . ? Shocked Then Let him Come out and Put the Innocent SATAN to where he belongs or else I 'w put him and all his Followers to were fits them. Disgusting! . imagine your weak language, The God(s) must ve Crazia for been a great barrier in Human race even up to Animal race. Kiss Kiss Sad Then he opened his mouth in blasphemy against God, to blaspheme His name,, Revelation 13:6Your sorts are not scarce. Not strange. Your boss has done it before, so it's not new. |
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german007
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@bayo
Thank u bayo.
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german007
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Psalm 27:4-8
One thing I ask of the Lord, this is what I seek: that I may dwell in the house of the Lord all the days of my life, to gaze upon the beauty of the Lord and to seek him in his temple. For in the day of trouble he will keep me safe in his dwelling; he will hide me in the shelter of his tabernacle and set me high upon a rock. Then my head will be exalted above the enemies who surround me; at his tabernacle will I sacrifice with shouts of joy; I will sing and make music to the Lord.
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german007
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psalm 91
If you make the Most High your dwelling— even the Lord, who is my refuge— then no harm will befall you, no disaster will come near your tent. For he will command his angels concerning you to guard you in all your ways; they will lift you up in their hands, so that you will not strike your foot against a stone. You will tread upon the lion and the cobra; you will trample the great lion and the serpent.
“Because he loves me,” says the Lord, “I will rescue him; I will protect him, for he acknowledges my name. He will call upon me, and I will answer him; I will be with him in trouble, I will deliver him and honour him. With long life will I satisfy him and show him my salvation.”
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RuuDie (m)
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@ poster / topic,
VERY GOOOOD QUESTION. . . . . .
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RuuDie (m)
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I see righteous indignation everywhere. . . . . as if 98.9999% of all the angered respondents haven't had sex - so what is wrong with the question or the thot |
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davidylan (m)
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Banom the question you shld be asking is - are we going to have sex in hell? Why do "atheists" want to go to heaven anyway?  |
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bayo1 (m)
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@bayo
Thank u bayo. germain007, leave Ogaga or Osatan, alone. Whatever he calls himself. He's cheap! Oh sorry, i don't even need to join issue with lesser demon. His boss is under my feet. Don't let his ranting intimidate you. He's just under oppression. Simple! |
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