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yicob (m)
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THIS IS TO BRING TO THE NOTICE OF NAIRALANDERS THAT THERE IS A POSITION FOR A QUALIFIED CANDIDATE TO FILL IN MY ESTABLISHMENT.
MY EX-GIRLFRIEND JUST ELOPED WITH A MINISTER'S STEP SON AFTER INTRODUCING HER TO HIM.
I HERE BY SEEK FOR APPLICATION FROM A LADY WHO HAS THE FOLLOWING QUALITIES:
UNDERGRADUATE
SHE MUST BE VERSATILE
5 FT 8 ATLEAST
MUST BE ENTERPNEUSTIC WITH GOOD BUSINESS MIND
GOOD LOOKING AND HUMILITY WITH GOOD RAPPORT WITH OTHERS.
IF YOU THINK YOU HAVE THE FOLLOWING QUALITIES JUST POST YOUR REPLY HERE. IF YOU ARE SHORTLISTED, MY PHONE NUMBER AND EMAIL ADDRESS WOULD BE EMAILED TO YOU.
THANK YOU
CEO (JK-BEACH VARIETY COMPANY)
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ify2love2 (f)
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Is this a joke or what?
What do you take nairaland ladies for?
Boyfriends shoppers?
SEUN PLEASE LOOK INTO THIS.
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yicob (m)
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Ify,
this is an invitation to treat. If u not interested, you don't av 2 b harsh on me.
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naijacutee (f)
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Have you considered making one, so you can add and subtract your preferred/deferred qualities?
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yicob (m)
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Naijacutee,
ow do u expect me to do that since am not GOD ?
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naijacutee (f)
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Well, you've got so many demands you've gotta be able to do somethings about it. So if you don't find someone who matches your specifications, will you remain single the rest of your life?
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yicob (m)
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Naijacutee,
ask life for a penny it would give. Ask for gold life is willing to give. Whatever you desire, aspire for it and u'll get it. don't allow inferiority complex.
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Raymand (m)
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What an egotistic son of a . . . .  |
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godlycouns (m)
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yicob, you are the true son of your father. He did it in his youthful days and prospered, may you also prosper in your search for an employee. Please like how much will the salary be in a month, may be I can let u employ one of my friends, though I am also seaching I HEREBY DECLARE MY INTENTION TO ALSO EMPLOY A DECENT LADY, FAIR IN COMPLEXION, A CHRISTIAN, GODLY AND RESPONSIBLE, HIGHLY DISCIPLINED AND HEAVEN MINDED, 5.8 Ft tall, graduate or undergraduate may apply , please SHOW YOUR INTEREST BY SENDING YOU RESUM TO THE email address shown below: hephzijohn@yahoo.co.ukSend ur application not later than two weeks from the day of advert |
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ThoniaSlim (f)
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rubbish some of you guys just take girls as commodities. |
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samsick
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@yicop u looking for the right female company on NAIRALAND but they limited so keep searching.Hope u find one.Am sure u didn't pay ur dues and give her entittlement and insentives that's y she left ur company 4 good!
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yicob (m)
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atleast am not the only one with a vacancy now. somebody else has pasted his own desires here. for those of you that think is rubbish, continue your luku luku until i get married to a ,
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yicob (m)
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@ toniaslim,
nobody took you as commodity ore do you take yourself to be that and let me pay your price?
@ naijacutee,,
some gals have startes submitting their application, but seems you have all the qualities so am waiting for you application or don't you think it would be a perfect match?
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rezzy (f)
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Why not put a billboard at the front of ur company or ur house and you see lots of gurls dancing in.i think thats a good idea
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Gridlock (m)
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Or you can register with google adwords, so that you get a wider, more contextual reach for your adverts. Its only a few dollars per click  |
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naijacutee (f)
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@ toniaslim,
nobody took you as commodity ore do you take yourself to be that and let me pay your price?
@ naijacutee,,
some gals have startes submitting their application, but seems you have all the qualities so am waiting for you application or don't you think it would be a perfect match?
No thank you, I am not available for recruitment. Deal with your present applications  |
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yicob (m)
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@ naijacutee,
uh uh. after doing a psychological interview for those that submitted their application, i saw that none of them worth being the girlfiend of a cute chap like me so i still await the application of ladies like you.
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naijacutee (f)
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@ naijacutee,
uh uh. after doing a psychological interview for those that submitted their application, i saw that none of them worth being the girlfiend of a cute chap like me so i still await the application of ladies like you.
Trust me, I like the other girls am not worh being the girlfriend of a cute chap like you either  |
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yicob (m)
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"Trust me, I like the other girls am not worh being the girlfriend of a cute chap like you either "
@ NAIJACUTEE,
IT PAINS ME YOU don't KNOW I APPRECIATE YOUR QUALITIES SO MUCH TO THE EXTENT THAT I WOULD NT MIND ANYTHING IT TAKES TO GET YOU TO MY HONORABLE SIDE. WELL INVIEW OF THAT I CHECKED YOUR PROFILE, AFTER SEEING YOUR PICTURE I HAVE TO COME UP WITH A SHORT ACCOLADE FOR YOU.
THE PRINCESS CALLED NAIJACUTEE
"Treading all alone in the jungle
Seeking hope but all seem lost
All I could hear and feel
Are great water drops dribbling
Falling like orange or mango
Is this how hard a true lover is easy to come by?
I wouldnt know, but kept moving
Moving with desirations and aspirations
Eyes fixed on little ants filing out of the wood with crumbs
In an orderly manner without thoughts
Where am coming from I only know
But where am heading to I don't know
I beseech God to lead aright
In the thunderous jungle of human nature
Filled with trials
Looking up in the sky
I saw a lady with the eyes of a dove at the riverside
And legs like pillars of marble on a socket of gold
With whom I saw the qualities a man needs in a lady
With a gentle voice she called my name
Showing me the aces of success empowerment
Which made me believe in myself as a Gem
Getting close to her to hear her name
And have a hug from someone who saved me from unclear visions
But she went up into the stars
I followed suite to get glimpse
Then she turned into a Golden Strip
Boldly written a.k.a NAIJACUTEE IN ME YOU FIND THE ACES
Since truly I found the aces
My watchword became:
If NAIJACUTEE remains the only one i can think of,
Let me think excessively till my eyes close forever!!!"
wow! people, don't you appreciate it ?
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ThoniaSlim (f)
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@yicob i don't take myself as one  but i think its insultive to put a price tag on a lady |
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yicob (m)
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no one is placing a price tag on you. or do u hav one at ur neck?
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jaybaby (f)
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Try d GURL next DOOR
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yicob (m)
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jaybaby av u forgotten u re the girl net door?
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Gridlock (m)
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Focus, yicob, focus. Women don't like it when a man is turning his head here and there at the sight of beautiful Nairalanders.
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yicob (m)
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Focus, yicob, focus. Women don't like it when a man is turning his head here and there at the sight of beautiful Nairalanders.
gridlock, who told you i have no focus. am just trying to appreciate. |
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ify2love2 (f)
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@yicob
Thank God you have a little "well composed" should i say poem?
In your head sitting squarely on your shoulder. I pitied the disqualified applicants, they should have been day dreaming by now. A GREAT PITY .
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mukina2 (f)
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uh . .well the nairaland you never know . .wtf? |
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iice (f)
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Na wahgood luck man.
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babycool (f)
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@yicob Please open a thread for pre mature people like yourself, there u will find exactly what u need. Dating is for matured people! |
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4 Play (m)
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@yicob
Try Sista,some people say she is crazy but I disagree
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yicob (m)
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Wats d stress babycool? Though i av a crush for you.
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