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KunleOshob (m)
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Papa Ejiro is a church warden in Warri and he is in charge of collecting the Sunday offerings.
One Sunday, after church service, the priest counted the money and discovered the offering was less than he expected.
Then the following confrontation took place.
Priest: Papa Ejiro, you take from the offering money?
Papa Ejiro: No, Fada, I no take.
Priest: I dey ask you again. Papa Ejiro, you take from the offering money?
Papa Ejiro: Fada, I say, I no take from the offering money.
Priest: Papa Ejiro, make you go enter for confession box now, now.
Papa Ejiro: No wahala.
(then they go to the confession box and they both take their seats).
Priest: Papa Ejiro, I dey ask you again. "You take from the offering money?"
Papa Ejiro: Fada, I no dey hear you.
Priest: (yelled at top of his voice) Papa Ejiro, I say you take from the offering money?!
Papa Ejiro: (yelled back) Fada, I no dey hear you o!
Priest was now getting irritated. So he comes out of the confession box and tells Papa Ejiro to trade places with him and says to Papa Ejiro 'ok, ask me any question you like l will see if person can hear from this side'.
Then, they traded places and this was how it went.
Papa Ejiro: Fada, na true say you dey sleep with Mama Ejiro?
The Priest replied: "My god, Papa Ejiro, na true you talk, dem no dey hear wetin person dey talk from dis side!!! Walahi!!!!
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babaearly (m)
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Eh eh eh eh yekpa. funny. Na true yan oh Jesus said you, your priest, or pastor aint good.
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ukotmi
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Kunle, are you picking at Catholics this time a round?  |
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Ogaga4Luv (m)
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Thats Was I GO DIE'S joke. . . .  please exclude the name Warri and the name Ejiro Immidiately. Why didn't you change the name or the Town because some dudes may take it very serious like HELL  . Atleast i knew you Copy it from somewhere but you fail to make people know that's a joke.
Well i never truths the so called Church Leaders Pastor , priest ,so so so so and so i dont care what the tittle is. They're the biggest Crooks! in human race today. they deserve to Die a miserable dead and this the reason i kill anyone i catch.
*Angy* 
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sweetbee (f)
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@ devil man' u re a fool
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KunleOshob (m)
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Kunle, are you picking at Catholics this time a round? Was catholic church mentioned in the Joke I am not picking on anyone and the post is obviously a copy and paste joke so loosen up or don't you have a sense of humour? |
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Nezan (m)
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This thread belongs to the trash bin!  |
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Ogaga4Luv (m)
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@ Death JESUS woman , Your big Head a FOOL . brash! *slapping*
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Tudór (m)
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It's nice to see a light hearted thread in the midst of all the fighting here. . .nice one kunle!
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bawomolo (m)
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lmao nice one
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segyemaro (m)
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Kunle,thank you jare,dat was a gud one.
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