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SAM MILLA (m)
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Stupidity
« on: December 08, 2006, 07:02 PM » |
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I knew an Hausa lady that was so stupid that,
* she called me to get my phone number.
* she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said "concentrate."
* she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind.
*she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.
*she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.
*she tried to drown a fish.
*she thought a quarterback was a refund.
*she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.
*she tripped over a cordless phone.
*she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
*she studied for a blood test.
*when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved.
*when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice instead.
*when she took you to the airport and saw a sign that said "Airport Left" she turned around and went home
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Oracle (m)
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This is not just stupidity, she's sick
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oge4real (f)
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she will make a perfect mate for you,afterall unlike charges attract.  |
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cecipopula (f)
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The girl de very stupid  |
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topgirl
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nice one,kip it up
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segunpc (m)
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cool one poster
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aisha2 (f)
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Sam Milla, Why did it have to be a hausa lady Please be nice, lets joke but lets not personalise and sterotype people, it could have simply been that you know a lady.
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Lohlarh (f)
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@poster nice, long time u showed up hia @aisha, m sure he didnt mean it that way, its alrite, don't tak it personal ok?  sonu |
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Lolabbey
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tight joke bt shldnt hav used any tribe,som people mite feel offended just as i am,my boyfy na hausa man |
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success123 (m)
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the girl is stupid and who care if ur boy friend is from fulani
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Lolabbey
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it would hav ben beta if d guy had used suces
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Lolabbey
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are nu sure? bt i wont let him insult hausas  |
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kronkykay (m)
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sammila is back
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Lolabbey
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he is bak 4 good
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Lolabbey
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na so ooo my baby, welcome once again  |
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Mr. Turkey (m)
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reminds me of someone i used to know. . .
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tufe (m)
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who?? your papa abi
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success123 (m)
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see this tufe, u don come back ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, after u don go part term job for bank as a cleaner, welcome back. welcome welcome back
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tufe (m)
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tank u tank u tank u.
u are far too kind. . . . .i have handed over the cleanin job to ur mother. o and visit her there whenever u like
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tufe (m)
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u kill it |
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Rebellious (f)
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*jumps on joke, stabbing and shouting* Die you sonofabitch
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tufe (m)
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good. the next person that posts here is a sonofabitch
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a square
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nice 1 Sam nice 1
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Rebellious (f)
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nice 1 Sam nice 1
sonofa. . . |
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