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The Blind Man! by aristole(m): 1:44pm On Sep 23, 2009
One day.A very young pretty lady decided to paint her room by herself.

When she noticed that her dress got stained so much ;she put off her wears.Leaving nothing on her.

Some minutes later,she heard a knock on her door.The followings are the conversation:

Visitor:Knock!knock!!knock!!!

Lady:Yes,Who is it?


Visitor:The blind man!

Lady:Ok.Come in,hearing that the man is a blind man


Visitor:Could not believe his eyes sighting the lady.Oh!You look very great

Lady:Looked very furious.But you said you are a blind man?

Visitor:Yes, I mean the window-blind man!!! grin grin grin grin

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Re: The Blind Man! by bydot1(m): 2:11pm On Sep 23, 2009
atole is at it again
Re: The Blind Man! by Ben13: 2:19pm On Sep 23, 2009
aristole you mean :Dewu
Re: The Blind Man! by romsky: 3:24pm On Sep 23, 2009
Ben-10:

aristole you mean :Dewu
aristole you meant cheesy ewu
Re: The Blind Man! by lordmassac(m): 3:30pm On Sep 23, 2009
Live movie. shocked shocked shocked
Re: The Blind Man! by Ben13: 3:32pm On Sep 23, 2009
lol my keyboard must have gone crazy
Re: The Blind Man! by bydot1(m): 3:43pm On Sep 23, 2009
kpele
Re: The Blind Man! by Ben13: 3:48pm On Sep 23, 2009
don't tell me dat crap
Re: The Blind Man! by dani1luv: 3:59pm On Sep 23, 2009
Lawd have mercy

I hope thos boobiez aint small sha

read it b4
Re: The Blind Man! by bydot1(m): 4:06pm On Sep 23, 2009
corruptatn kip like u
Re: The Blind Man! by Ben13: 4:16pm On Sep 23, 2009
talk well na
Re: The Blind Man! by bashydemy(m): 8:05pm On Sep 23, 2009
how u take want make person wey no get complete teeth talk?
Re: The Blind Man! by aristole(m): 2:03pm On Sep 24, 2009
Na toothless dog
Re: The Blind Man! by dani1luv: 2:09pm On Sep 24, 2009
gbam!!! angry
Re: The Blind Man! by aristole(m): 3:22pm On Sep 24, 2009
Gbosa!!!
Re: The Blind Man! by Abbeycity4(f): 3:27pm On Sep 24, 2009
Atole!! u try sha grin
Re: The Blind Man! by D1KeleVra(m): 3:29pm On Sep 24, 2009
i wan pass please smiley aristotle nice joke smiley
Re: The Blind Man! by Abbeycity4(f): 3:43pm On Sep 24, 2009
wia u dey pass dey go self?
Re: The Blind Man! by aristole(m): 3:55pm On Sep 24, 2009
Abbey!!!!!!!!!!! Na me u dey call Atole? You nko Ashule!
Re: The Blind Man! by Abbeycity4(f): 4:01pm On Sep 24, 2009
olodo ni e!!! everyone in d house plz tak a look at this spelling of name o grin Aristole, lol does'nt it looks lyk dis Atole or wat's d diff. grin grin grin
Re: The Blind Man! by MrCrackles(m): 4:02pm On Sep 24, 2009
Topic
What happened to the blind man
Re: The Blind Man! by dani1luv: 4:03pm On Sep 24, 2009
Crackles~~~

You b olodo
cheesy
Re: The Blind Man! by MrCrackles(m): 4:11pm On Sep 24, 2009
dani1luv:

Crackles~~~
You b olodo
cheesy
Is that why your brain uses 10 wattage of power
Re: The Blind Man! by bashydemy(m): 4:21pm On Sep 24, 2009
if you are in his shoe what will happen to you?
Re: The Blind Man! by sylve11: 4:28pm On Sep 24, 2009
if he was in my shoe? shocked i will wear him na cool cool
Re: The Blind Man! by dani1luv: 4:31pm On Sep 24, 2009
@ Crack.

huh?

lyke urz' bah
Re: The Blind Man! by Ben13: 4:35pm On Sep 24, 2009
why siggy don become phone number
Re: The Blind Man! by sylve11: 4:43pm On Sep 24, 2009
face ur front my friend! cool
Re: The Blind Man! by dani1luv: 4:49pm On Sep 24, 2009
no
Re: The Blind Man! by sylve11: 4:53pm On Sep 24, 2009
get ur face stamped with a shit, that's none of my business undecided cool
Re: The Blind Man! by Ben13: 4:57pm On Sep 24, 2009
na you dey shit for ground abi
Re: The Blind Man! by bydot1(m): 5:06pm On Sep 24, 2009
abajo shocked as i wan enter i saw sh!t for ground

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