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eniola1310 (f)
How To Reduce My Bum: I'm Bootylicious!
« on: December 11, 2006, 03:00 PM »

hello guys,

i don't know if there's any body in the house that can help me.
i have a really big BUM and i want to reduce it fast.
i used to like it big but it's begining to costitute a nuisance.
it keeps heads turning  and it can't stop guys eyes from bulging  Shocked

do post me a remedy
thanks guys  Grin
kliverpool (m)
Re: How To Reduce My Bum: I'm Bootylicious!
« #1 on: December 13, 2006, 10:39 PM »

This world is a funny place u know how many people will want to trade places with you.Go ask JLO.

And u are not omoale you be true yoruba girl just make sure u have huge foam on your seat at home,in your car,office

chair etc.you don't need to reduce it TOPE thats your gift from God.

And if you insist you should go and get married to one man from the village by the time he handle  you for a week all

the extra etc will go down,believe me it works.
ikamefa (f)
Re: How To Reduce My Bum: I'm Bootylicious!
« #2 on: December 13, 2006, 10:51 PM »

Quote from: famochi on December 11, 2006, 03:38 PM
Omola sorry to hear this o!

But i'm happy to inform u that i just acquired the latest magic stick to cure people like u that are traffic stopper.

for more info c 1 on 1

Grin "

@ topic have  you tried liposuction?
wormedup (m)
Re: How To Reduce My Bum: I'm Bootylicious!
« #3 on: December 15, 2006, 08:16 AM »

Quote from: ikamefa on December 13, 2006, 10:51 PM
Grin "

@ topic have  you tried liposuction?

Ika6,

 Smiley Cool

@topic owner,
let's see the booty. it might not be as big as u think.
aylala2002 (m)
Re: How To Reduce My Bum: I'm Bootylicious!
« #4 on: December 20, 2006, 08:25 AM »

What u need 2 do is stop wearin tight body fittin materials like d hipstars,d capris bla bla bla, those stuffs can only make guys go crazy & get u at all cost but they won't get serious wit u
aylala2002 (m)
Re: How To Reduce My Bum: I'm Bootylicious!
« #5 on: December 20, 2006, 08:36 AM »

[b]one thing 4 sure is that u can't reduce what God has blessed u wit.but u can maintain & protect it.Older women would suggest u stat wearin marternity gown.Enniee,do u know u're created in God's image,so don't be embarrassed wit what he gave u.Dress moderately & not seductively,den guys wont stare so hard at u.& u can begin 2 walk tall & confidently.Pple will den begin 2 see God in u.One love girl!!!
Seun (m)
Re: How To Reduce My Bum: I'm Bootylicious!
« #6 on: December 20, 2006, 10:29 AM »

my2cents (m)
Re: How To Reduce My Bum: I'm Bootylicious!
« #7 on: December 20, 2006, 11:18 AM »

I don't blv u hv a big bum.  Show it to us fisrt before i blv u.

Remember - "big bum" is in the eye of the beholder Wink
Radiant (f)
Re: How To Reduce My Bum: I'm Bootylicious!
« #8 on: December 20, 2006, 11:41 AM »

Are you guys for real or I'm not getting it right?
waleleader (m)
Re: How To Reduce My Bum: I'm Bootylicious!
« #9 on: December 20, 2006, 11:52 AM »

The poster is just making jokes, didn't y'all see the last smiley Grin. And if she ain't, well lets see the thing first then we can advise u properly. Grin
my2cents (m)
Re: How To Reduce My Bum: I'm Bootylicious!
« #10 on: December 20, 2006, 11:52 AM »

spking for myself, i am  very, very for real Grin

Isn't it funny that she complains abuot "big gum" yet at the same time claims to b "bootylicious"?  It doesn't make sense to me.  So to put an end to this, I say let her show us what she's got.  Now, before any of you get it twisted, I am not saying she should pose nude.  A photo with her wearing something hugging would do.  She doesn't even have to show us her face.  Let her show us what she's got and we will be the judges.

It's like those girls who wear the shortest of mini-skirts (obviously to grab attention) yet either complain that people gawk at them or struggle to hide their privates when sitting in the midst of people.  Give me a break  Cool

In the end, we just might convince her to keep it.  In the end, it might just be a matter not of excess stored starch but of genetics.  Eniola, we dey wait  Tongue
waleleader (m)
Re: How To Reduce My Bum: I'm Bootylicious!
« #11 on: December 20, 2006, 11:57 AM »

Quote from: my2cents on December 20, 2006, 11:52 AM
spking for myself, i am very, very for real Grin

INow, before any of you get it twisted, I am not saying she should pose nude. A photo with her wearing something hugging would do.



my2cents, Huh Huh

is this what u really wanted to say? Dont be scared bro Grin

Quote from: my2cents on December 20, 2006, 11:52 AM
spking for myself, i am very, very for real Grin

It's like those girls who wear the shortest of mini-skirts (obviously to grab attention) yet either complain that people gawk at them or struggle to hide their privates when sitting in the midst of people. Give me a break Cool


More like it,  Grin
tellmemore (m)
Re: How To Reduce My Bum: I'm Bootylicious!
« #12 on: December 20, 2006, 01:15 PM »

Keep it. The bigger the better. Moderately big anyway. You should see my girlfriend's ass.
mrmayor (m)
Re: How To Reduce My Bum: I'm Bootylicious!
« #13 on: December 20, 2006, 01:19 PM »

Eniola,

This is easy to solve,can I see and feel the Booty?I have a fool proof way of whipping big Ikebe into shape
osegwu (m)
Re: How To Reduce My Bum: I'm Bootylicious!
« #14 on: December 20, 2006, 02:01 PM »

Ennie,
Please, do leave your Bum the way it is. God who made it so made it for a purpose
and when you tamper with it you tamper with the purpose of God. But if you still insist
you must do it then you can go ask Jenifer Lopez how she got her own shaped and firmed.

Still me
big spif (m)
Re: How To Reduce My Bum: I'm Bootylicious!
« #15 on: December 20, 2006, 02:04 PM »

ABOMINATION !!!!!!!!!! Angry Angry
NO DO NO DO !!!! BIKO, IF YOU DONT LIKE AM ME I WANT IT , SOMETIN WEY I DO LOOK 4 SOMEBODY WAN TROWEY, SHO!!!
BABY NO JOKE WITH YA ASSET, YOU'RE LUCKY TO BE ATTRACTING EYES, IM SURE ITS NOT THAT WORRISOME TO YOU, ABEG MAKE I SEE D TIN SO THAT I CAN APPLY 4 THE TITLE DEEDS  Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
ibkn (m)
Re: How To Reduce My Bum: I'm Bootylicious!
« #16 on: December 20, 2006, 02:08 PM »

hey ennie u mite b of d rite size but has dr mrmayor said
it is only by feeling before we know if its big or not. Tongue Tongue Tongue
mukina2 (f)
Re: How To Reduce My Bum: I'm Bootylicious!
« #17 on: December 20, 2006, 02:12 PM »

loverbwoy must see this topic Grin Grin Grin
jaybaby (f)
Re: How To Reduce My Bum: I'm Bootylicious!
« #18 on: December 20, 2006, 02:47 PM »

R u sure diz ENNIOLA is not a GUY?
superman (m)
Re: How To Reduce My Bum: I'm Bootylicious!
« #19 on: December 20, 2006, 04:46 PM »

appreciate what u have when u have it or u neeed it !

hmm yea i smell some jealousy? not sure
LoverBwoy (m)
Re: How To Reduce My Bum: I'm Bootylicious!
« #20 on: December 20, 2006, 05:30 PM »

Quote from: tellmemore on December 20, 2006, 01:15 PM
Keep it. The bigger the better. Moderately big anyway. You should see my girlfriend's ass.

yes o we don't mind  Grin

All we are saayiiiing show us that a$$
All we are saayiiiing show us that a$$  Cool
woleprof (m)
Re: How To Reduce My Bum: I'm Bootylicious!
« #21 on: December 20, 2006, 05:46 PM »

One man's meet is another man's poison.

@eni
Until recently the arse (ikebe especially for fat ladies) use to be and i think it still)  a major asset of the female folks. No matter how large (or extra large) your buttocks may be, someone one out there want it that way.

If u reduce this asset you may be loosing your beauty and the attractiveness of a suitor (if u don have though). The only thing i will say is, believe u re pretty, attractive and beautiful.


You are who u think u re.
bluenubian (f)
Re: How To Reduce My Bum: I'm Bootylicious!
« #22 on: December 20, 2006, 06:19 PM »

whadda!, i got a recipe to reduce your gluteus maximus, a mix of garlic, paprika, pepper and olive oil. rub on your butt 7 times a day for the first 24hrs. watch your butt shrink !
mukina2 (f)
Re: How To Reduce My Bum: I'm Bootylicious!
« #23 on: December 20, 2006, 07:10 PM »

blue where you get that from? Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
jaybaby (f)
Re: How To Reduce My Bum: I'm Bootylicious!
« #24 on: December 20, 2006, 07:13 PM »

Quote from: superman on December 20, 2006, 04:46 PM


hmm yea i smell some jealousy? not sure

Jealousy ke--Far 4m It Grin Grin Grin
bluenubian (f)
Re: How To Reduce My Bum: I'm Bootylicious!
« #25 on: December 20, 2006, 07:32 PM »

muki, personal experience  Grin Grin Grin, my ikebe used to be the talk of the town till i tried that recipe
mukina2 (f)
Re: How To Reduce My Bum: I'm Bootylicious!
« #26 on: December 20, 2006, 07:40 PM »

Quote from: bluenubian on December 20, 2006, 07:32 PM
muki, personal experience  Grin Grin Grin, my ikebe used to be the talk of the town till i tried that recipe
blue Shocked Shocked Shocked so your own be big  Grin Grin Grin Grin
well i hope its now talk of the country Wink because my own be  Lips sealed Grin Grin
LoverBwoy (m)
Re: How To Reduce My Bum: I'm Bootylicious!
« #27 on: December 20, 2006, 07:43 PM »

Quote from: mukina2 on December 20, 2006, 02:12 PM
loverbwoy must see this topic Grin Grin Grin

how did i miss this one  Shocked you better calll uche2nna here, i think we might have the real winner  Cheesy

Blue, so what size is your ikebe now,
I think your "twins" will now be the talk of town
nice website
mukina2 (f)
Re: How To Reduce My Bum: I'm Bootylicious!
« #28 on: December 20, 2006, 07:47 PM »

loverbwoy . .i am the winner anyday . .
uche go see amnor worry Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
judges kei Grin
superman (m)
Re: How To Reduce My Bum: I'm Bootylicious!
« #29 on: December 20, 2006, 07:58 PM »

ladys na my x mas be this. please yall paste that back side una get for me . i will be really grateful
mukina2 (f)
Re: How To Reduce My Bum: I'm Bootylicious!
« #30 on: December 20, 2006, 08:03 PM »

yeah let em post it . .blue and the rest Grin Grin
superman (m)
Re: How To Reduce My Bum: I'm Bootylicious!
« #31 on: December 20, 2006, 08:09 PM »

i guess im waitin
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