How To Reduce My Bum: I'm Bootylicious!

Eniola, U have to value that asset like DVD, make u no dey play am like cassette!

i agree wit my2cents show us the damn thing 

And this made the front page?? *rollseyes*

Well, Miss bootylicious.

If you say you are bootylicious, i espect you to Grab every part of that booty of yours and Adore it. Bootylicious sistahs don't see their booties as a nuisance or as something they need to get rid off.

Now, i don't know you or anything, but i still wanna ask you if you are sure this men are looking at your booty and are getting aroused by it, or are they looking at it because it simply is just ridiculously large?

There's a difference between booty, and big yansh.

On how to reduce your bum, I would say, start wearing flowing dresses, lose skirts, and flaired tops over tight pants/jeans.

Except of course you wanna go under the knife.

Im sure you know by "reduce", i meant reduce the way in which people stare at her bum. all those things i listed wouldn't make her bum soo,  huge if she wears them.

Of course she will still have the same bum size, but at least, men wouldn't stare soo hard at her if she isn't all out in tights and body hugging outfits.

There are different ways to approach this. The best method is better determined by the shape, actual size and the succulence, as in how soft or hard it is. Any way you can feed me with this info? I will sure give u a formular/method and before you know it, you will start recommending me for people. So Ennie, think the ball is in your court now, i am always ready to help.

@ Forgiven I hope she is not going to come personally to get the formulation

Well, depends on her but I personally think it will be better for her to come. I am generous, I can foot her travelling expenses. I like to help, especially in this case

Appears u need this therapy too. Speak out ooooo

Whats new in the Sports section?

And who told u I'm not there, hvn't seen anything new or of interest (to me)

Suppose I have none to mind?

She didn't mention that she had tried all what i told her to and failed miserably. I suggest you don't assume too much hun.

You wouldn't mind taking about 20 minutes break from nairaland to do a research on what liposuction entails now would you?  I suggest you do if you want to know about the "procedures for a liposuction".

Im not a professional in that area, since im in school for nursing. 

Oh well. . . didn't need any answers anyway.

I know what liposuction is and what it entails.

hmm have you tried y2k booster or yem-kem power booster 

theres this traditional doctor that parades a big  huge ynash woman on TV trying to get on Okada

Lily or something like that

I have my suspicions about this poster.  She/HE doesn't seem real to me.  She/he knows how sensitive booty issues could be with guys, so she/he wants to whip up their emotions.  She/he sounds contradictory. I don't believe it.  Let her/him prove it.

This world is a very funny place with very funny people.I know of people that will do anything to have what you want to get rid of.Though i think i understand you its not that you dont like it, its the attentions it attracts that you dont like.but you are blessed so accept it that way plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz dont try to do anything to it.I know you wont even succeed in the long run.So be happy with what you have its an asset and beauty.