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ono (m)
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Geez, de thing don generate to the level so tay na to begin fire bullets using Yoruba slangs. If no be say man pikin do Yoruba from Primary to Secondary school levels, man for don lost.
Just passing by. Have fun
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Da Saint (m)
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Snazzy, You harsh O! you did not make it easy on the poor little guy, but all the same, as a guy too I know I was once in a situation like this, but I did not go that far as to tell the girl that I had a crush on her, I just held it inside of me till I got old enough to go after a girl of my own age grade.
But one thing you should know is this, the kids of the era feel and think that since they are as tall or big like the old gals they see, hey what the heck, they can as well go after the girl, but it just doesn't work that way, even for older guys like us, it is still a tough enough job to actually convince a girl, even if she is 1o years younger than the guy, she still has to do her shakara.
I think for that young chap, he will have a rethink from now on and concentrate on puppy dog love mand not go after older chicks.
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thelastdon (m)
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which guy be dt? 
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yemstrad (m)
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The manual or IBM machine indeed.
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Typewriter (m)
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IBM?
International Business man or industrious Boy-Man she fill me badly, i can tell but because you guys are saying bad thing about me, like age blah blah la la bah so she don't won't to openly accept me. but real love is with me @ snazzy honey am home, can u dance for me
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snazzydawn (f)
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haba,typewriter,I have watched you write all these,I kept quiet....now you are putting me in trouble with my fiance.....I don't find this funny again.I really hope you are joking!!!!!!!!but on a more serious note,stop please...... 
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Typewriter (m)
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Nairaland come to my aid oh, i was in love all the while and was thinking how to go about it, y'all bear me witness, when hot angel posted that my snazzy 've got a new boyfriend, and i keep posting and asking who the new boyfriend was. all of a chance My snazzy said it's me (typewriter) and i began to call on holyman to bless us as man and wife. before she change her mind. all this while she allowed me to be drunk with her love, now she post this really hope you are joking!!!!!!!!but on a more serious note,stop please......  it's no joke my love and that is the problem , i can't stop, i have tried many time to stop before. but here i am loving you even more  in fact your love caught me like a terminal disease it's incurable just like cancer this days when i breath, i breath Snazzy when i eat, i eat snazzy, when i drink (i drink snazzy) I over herd my mum asking Our family Dr. if there is a medical condition that will explain why me Typewriter every night, do sleep and snore like this: sssnaazzi-zzi-zzi-zzy, sssnaaZzz -zzi-zzy, sssnaaZzz -zzi-zzy am sure that even if i die today my coffin will not move unless O! snazzy oh snazzy is the chorus of my Requiem. somebody, help me!!! @your former fiance, I got news for him, "bow for the guy that is a lover than you". he may be a fighter and give you trouble and pains, but am a lover I'll give u comfort and peace. now show me who wants a figther when there is a lover? and i will show you the blind eyes of the dead who need to be loved !! snazzy! snazzy!!
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nike4luv (f)
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oh boi! 
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Typewriter (m)
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@nana your signature is just what am applying love is a long journey and my has no destination
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nana (f)
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so? 
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Typewriter (m)
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Nairaland i don't know y nobody is helping my course everybody say forget snazzy and leave on
why not tell snazzy to try and love me back and leave on, though she wanted to until u guys stated to say the odd thing about us is age
now tell me have i not leave up to my billing, have i loved less than expected of a 30years man? at least I spoke well of my love and my intentions about her, or do you prefer age to maturity?
even the guys are all against me for being bold. instead of helping me out. I taught guys want we the comming genration to be bolder and brake barriers where you fail. now you all left me in the cold, what a disappointment, am sure if the 16year old boy played right my snazzy would have not noticed his age
abi Bible say love na by age-grade?
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snazzydawn (f)
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Nairaland i don't know y nobody is helping my course everybody say forget snazzy and leave on
why not tell snazzy to try and love me back and leave on, though she wanted to until u guys stated to say the odd thing about us is age
now tell me have i not leave up to my billing, have i loved less than expected of a 30years man? at least I spoke well of my love and my intentions about her, or do you prefer age to maturity?
even the guys are all against me for being bold. instead of helping me out. I taught guys want we the comming genration to be bolder and brake barriers where you fail. now you all left me in the cold, what a disappointment, am sure if the 16year old boy played right my snazzy would have not noticed his age
abi Bible say love na by age-grade?
 Nairaland come to my aid oh, i was in love all the while and was thinking how to go about it, y'all bear me witness, when hot angel posted that my snazzy 've got a new boyfriend, and i keep posting and asking who the new boyfriend was. all of a chance My snazzy said it's me (typewriter) and i began to call on holyman to bless us as man and wife. before she change her mind. all this while she allowed me to be drunk with her love, now she post this it's no joke my love and that is the problem , i can't stop, i have tried many time to stop before. but here i am loving you even more  in fact your love caught me like a terminal disease it's incurable just like cancer this days when i breath, i breath Snazzy when i eat, i eat snazzy, when i drink (i drink snazzy) I over herd my mum asking Our family Dr. if there is a medical condition that will explain why me Typewriter every night, do sleep and snore like this: sssnaazzi-zzi-zzi-zzy, sssnaaZzz -zzi-zzy, sssnaaZzz -zzi-zzy am sure that even if i die today my coffin will not move unless O! snazzy oh snazzy is the chorus of my Requiem. somebody, help me!!! @your former fiance, I got news for him, "bow for the guy that is a lover than you". he may be a fighter and give you trouble and pains, but am a lover I'll give u comfort and peace. now show me who wants a figther when there is a lover? and i will show you the blind eyes of the dead who need to be loved !! snazzy! snazzy!! here goes another troubled young man!!!!fada lawd......typewriter,I will send you my wedding invitation okay?maybe you will get the message.....
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Typewriter (m)
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now u want to make me cry! our wed pics will be the best ever on earth, so don't ruin our chance with this boxer you never can tell he may lose the next round
am here wait, trouble may come your way but i will be here waiting with open arms and I'll embrace u. o! Gwad don't let her loose me!!
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Typewriter (m)
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okey here is the deal lets hook up for three days and if my love did not affect u then i'll drop the lines.
fada Gwod!! is three days good enough?
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snazzydawn (f)
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not on your life!!!!keep dreaming......the day you will see me,I will be wearing my husband's ring and bearing his name.I will bring him to the Nairaland get together whenever it holds....
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Typewriter (m)
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please love give me just a chance now is still early in the morning
just imagine you and me in a wedding dress and suit (saying I do I do)
perfect you must say
in fact I promise to do whatever this guy does that made you want to wed him I'll do same everyday and twice as much on sunday
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snazzydawn (f)
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seriously,methinks you are having malaria dreams.........  .........me,get down with you?last time I checked,it was called cradlesnatching,it still is..I am pretty very sure you are barely out of school.........you will have to proceed to University for your first degree,then proceed to get your masters' degree.......then work,then you will have to find work before considering marriage.I am not ready to wait that long........tufia!!!!
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Typewriter (m)
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whatever just give me a chance to cure it
love me! love me Please
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Typewriter (m)
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so are we lovers now?
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Typewriter (m)
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well am going off line now to pray and i know if you are God fearing u will love me because God do answer when i pray even more fast when all i need is love (because GOD IS LOVE)
my snazzy oh my gwad what else do u want i 'll gladly do it except hating you
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Typewriter (m)
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i can see we are getting along already
when u say no no no no and i say ya ya ya ya
like we are sing SWV lyrics next we 'll sing my body saying yes but my mind is saying no( that's R kelly, baby) bring it on am all urs now
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snazzydawn (f)
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now I know of a truth that you are insane.............
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snazzydawn (f)
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nana,all you can do is laugh? 
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nana (f)
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abi now or u want this  ? 
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