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ebila (m)
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I know we all hate death.Y'all shouldn't be scared cos we ain't gon die until we all achieve all we wanna n see our grand kids.But just a thought: If u had just a month to live n a billion dollars,what would u do?
As for me,i'd:
1. Throw d dopest party on a white cruise boat.
2. I'd buy myself d most expensive power bike n ride it even if for just a day.
3. I'd travel almost round d world.
4. I buy myself d Hummer i'd always dreamed of n customize/pimp it in west coast.
5. I'd give a very huge amount of money to charities scattered in Nigeria.
6. I put money away for every family member of mine that i know.
Then on d second to d last day,i'd look for d very one i love(dat's if i weren't wif her) and take her to d most expensive restaurant in d whole world. Then on d last dat,i'd write my last poem n sing my last song and dance my last dance and say my last prayer and wait!
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Igwe.
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it doesn't change anything in my life, just tell my trustful relation where the money is after i must have settled all my debts and dues in the church, Be nice to the people, prepare my soul very well and wait happily for the D -day. 
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ebila (m)
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it doesn't change anything in my life, just tell my trustful relation where the money is after i must have settled all my debts and dues in the church, Be nice to the people, prepare my soul very well and wait happily for the D -day.  Nice one sha!
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funsosweet (m)
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Abeg, this topic is not fit for Romance column oo jare, make una no dull us oooo
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ebila (m)
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@funsosweet, Get d step outa 'ere!!! 
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pc guru (m)
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Before i go i'll make sure i leave money for my family,loved ones and start a heavily armed anti-gay crusade shoot on sight stuff.Take down some gay ass nigga before .Muhahaha
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CrazyMan (m)
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I will keep the money hidden in a safe place. Then when I die, I would it to bribe the angels at the gate so that they would allow me enter heaven
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ThoniaSlim (f)
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I know we all hate death.Y'all shouldn't be scared cos we ain't gon die until we all achieve all we wanna n see our grand kids.But just a thought: If u had just a month to live n a billion dollars,what would u do?
As for me,i'd:
1. Throw d dopest party on a white cruise boat.
2. I'd buy myself d most expensive power bike n ride it even if for just a day.
3. I'd travel almost round d world.
4. I buy myself d Hummer i'd always dreamed of n customize/pimp it in west coast.
5. I'd give a very huge amount of money to charities scattered in Nigeria.
6. I put money away for every family member of mine that i know.
Then on d second to d last day,i'd look for d very one i love(dat's if i weren't wif her) and take her to d most expensive restaurant in d whole world. Then on d last dat,i'd write my last poem n sing my last song and dance my last dance and say my last prayer and wait!
Is your situation that bad? 
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faakay (m)
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Is your situation that bad?  I'm tired of seeing your silly comments I swear! You annoy me!  I have notice most of your posts, you are always criticizing people or insulting the original poster indirectly. Bullshit!  What's your problem? This is a public forum, we need good ideas Be nice to people, but if you don't have good comment to contribute, is it by force? Please CHANGE!!!!!!!!
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jassie (m)
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I'm tired of seeing your silly comments I swear! You annoy me!  I have notice most of your posts, you are always criticizing people or insulting the original poster indirectly. Bullshit!  What's your problem? This is a public forum, we need good ideas Be nice to people, but if you don't have good comment to contribute, is it by force? Please CHANGE!!!!!!!! na wa o. . .
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ThoniaSlim (f)
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I'm tired of seeing your silly comments I swear! You annoy me!  I have notice most of your posts, you are always criticizing people or insulting the original poster indirectly. Bullshit!  What's your problem? This is a public forum, we need good ideas Be nice to people, but if you don't have good comment to contribute, is it by force? Please CHANGE!!!!!!!! ROTFLMFAO. . .  . . .whao you must be really burnt! long yawnnnnnnnn Got anything new in the book? 
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ebila (m)
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Is your situation that bad?  No,your situation is dat bad!  I'm tired of seeing your silly comments I swear! You annoy me!  I have notice most of your posts, you are always criticizing people or insulting the original poster indirectly. Bullshit!  What's your problem? This is a public forum, we need good ideas Be nice to people, but if you don't have good comment to contribute, is it by force? Please CHANGE!!!!!!!! She actually doesn't really make silly posts,i fink she was high or somefin!  I will keep the money hidden in a safe place. Then when I die, I would it to bribe the angels at the gate so that they would allow me enter heaven Man,u got me rolling on d floor.your plan go work if only na person like u dem put for gate.lol Before i go i'll make sure i leave money for my family,loved ones and start a heavily armed anti-gay crusade shoot on sight stuff.Take down some gay ass nigga before .Muhahaha
LMAO
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Niger_d (m)
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I will give it all to Charitry
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ThoniaSlim (f)
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No,your situation is dat bad!  She actually doesn't really make silly posts,i fink she was high or somefin!  lmao. . .look at this one. . .don't go and find work to do. . .be there dreaming of one billion dollars. . . "NO FOOD FOR LAZY MAN"  Au Revoir! 
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jay bee (m)
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marry ujujoan  and globe trot round the world in 21 days 
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AjaraEwuro
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@Poster
No go find better dream- if na so so so type of dream Bill Gates dey dream, i wonder wether u go dey type this kain nonsence for yah computer. 1 billion ko, 5678904567trillion ni.
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lagerwhenindoubt (m)
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Seriously?, i'd sponsor a private tribeless, religionless private army whose sole purpose in life is to kill (in gruesome, painfully slow manner) our corrupt leaders and their children, wives, househelps and dogs.
too bad I do not have that kind of money, but i'll bet tinubu does, IBB does, Marwa does, Soludo does, wait till one of these rich men do not take it too kindly with their requests for a chunk of Nigeria's fortunes being turned down,
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ebila (m)
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I've got a job,but i'm sure u live off a guy! U can go n jump into d river if u don't like d post,but don't take your frustration on me! @Poster
No go find better dream- if na so so so type of dream Bill Gates dey dream, i wonder wether u go dey type this kain nonsence for yah computer. 1 billion ko, 5678904567trillion ni.
Fool! Bill gate is a dreamer,a big dreamer and dat's y he keeps making it big.U,i'm sure u dream small.I pity your sorry life.
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opsydudu (m)
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so well for dream and fantasy.
If i had the one billion, hmmm
I will invest in nuclear weapon, it is a profitable business where you can get 200%-400% ROI.
This world is getting overpopulated, we need urgent solution to address this problem
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edoyad (m)
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1 billion
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^ while i subscribe to your going into the nuclear business, I've got only a month to live so why invest ? Well as for me, they say misery loves company. That money will go into securing nuclear weapons that I'll use in dragging as many of you to hell with me 
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emmyjack (m)
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If i had a Billion Dallars and a month to live, I will immortalise myself by establishing at least a million people, family member relations, friends and also make some tangible donations to churches and charity.
Well wheather any one believe it or not this earth plain is a prepration ground for a higher life.
One of our funny friends said he will hid the money and birbe the Angels with it, that's good but you haave to bribe the angels while you are alife not when you are dead, Pal. Good luck.
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otolorin (m)
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@Poster
1 billion ko, 5678904567trillion ni.
 , dat 1 got me rollin on the floor,
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