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jaystunt
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Taking a cue from Raphy's thread (things men hate to hear in bed),I've decided to put this out to Nairalanders.
99.9% of single females randy or plain would do anything for a guy who could be as bold as to give them these three words before,
during n after a raunchy sex escapade "I WILL MARRY YOU"
Ladies will agree with me that the above phrase sure unlocks doors to their hearts.
Question is how is it that, such a phrase could do a whole lot of magic even with its deceptive tendencies??
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Ebonyeyes (f)
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Why would a man want to propose there and then? I would know instantly that it was fake  |
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Ijele-igbo (m)
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You know, its good to say sweet words to women so as to get them hearts. A word like i will marry you, without you my life is not complete, i will love you forever, you are my soulmate and everything truly turn women on. I say these words to get in between their legs. After i'm done then thats it. I will only adore and respect my wife and not some girl!
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edoyad (m)
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« #3 on: October 04, 2009, 01:05 PM » |
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^^^ i pity your life. Remember all you've just said when your daughter can't be stable as an adult.
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Ebonyeyes (f)
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You know, its good to say sweet words to women so as to get them hearts. A word like i will marry you, without you my life is not complete, i will love you forever, you are my soulmate and everything truly turn women on. I say these words to get in between their legs. After i'm done then thats it. I will only adore and respect my wife and not some girl!
I weep for men like yourself I hope you dont have daughters in future because some guy is going to do the same to them. Karma is a b.tch. |
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edoyad (m)
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« #5 on: October 04, 2009, 01:08 PM » |
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@topic Just tell her she's beautiful in as many ways as you can, period .  |
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rokiatu (f)
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Taking a cue from Raphy's thread(things men hate to hear in bed),I've decided to put this out to Nairalanders.
99.9% of single females randy or plain would do anything for a guy who could be as bold as to give them these three words before,during n after a raunchy sex escapade "I WILL MARRY YOU"
Ladies will agree with me that the above phrase sure unlocks doors to their hearts.
Question is how is it that,such a phrase could do a whole lot of magic even with its deceptive tendencies??
that will sound fake for sure. |
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Shola2009 (m)
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Many ppl are either leaving in the past or living in the village. Gone are the days when "females" fall for all those stupid statements,in fact now if you say is innapprpriately,you'll be single for the rest of your life!
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Ijele-igbo (m)
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Hey ebonyeyes and edoyad, what are you guys insinuating? I have a daughter who turns out to be a slut and so f.u.c.k.i.n.g what? Afterall, whores we see on the roads everyday are people's children. Are you guyz preachin to me or what? Besides, i am not selfish. When we make love i satisfy her perfectly. Giving her head and touching her the right places. Give me a break, sex is just for pleasure.
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xynerio (m)
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Is it only bed? What if we did it in the bathroom or even staircase. What will she love to hear?
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Ebonyeyes (f)
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Many ppl are either leaving in the past or living in the village. Gone are the days when "females" fall for all those stupid statements,in fact now if you say is innapprpriately,you'll be single for the rest of your life!
These negros seem to underestimate the intelligence of women Hey ebonyeyes and edoyad, what are you guys insinuating? I have a daughter who turns out to be a slut and so f.u.c.k.i.n.g what? Afterall, whores we see on the roads everyday are people's children. Are you guyz preachin to me or what? Besides, i am not selfish. When we make love i satisfy her perfectly. Giving her head and touching her the right places. Give me a break, sex is just for pleasure.
Yes lets hope a guy like you tells your daughter all sorts of lies, f, ks her and " after he is done then thats it." |
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Ijele-igbo (m)
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@ebonyeyes. You seem to amaze me. Why are you so concerned about this daughter of a thing? Listen, we are all gods and goddesses because of the power of our minds if we are able to use it. We have a choice to react to any situation in a positive or negative way. So, if a guy promises my daughter, sex her and walk away, kool! Its up to her to choose how to react to it. If she will go kill herself then MAY HER SOUL REST IN PEACE will be the new songs in our mouth, but if she will not be a coward and take it as a part of life she will do herself a lot of good. There are so many bright days ahead! Life goes on till we're dead!
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Ebonyeyes (f)
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Its just your attitude that shocks me. Oh well.
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Fiona0007
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@post soooo freaky!!  And it is not "i will marry you". Should be "will you marry me?" |
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J-CzAr (m)
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Well, what she'll most certainly love to hear is, "I hope you have afternoon morning sickness in the next few weeks,"  |
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iice (f)
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Zip it and proceed with action shioooo
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Seun (m)
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Are you asking for a list of things women want to hear in bed,
or do you want us to comment on
the seductive properties of the statement "I will marry you"?
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y me (f)
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the next thing you gat to hear is
sharrap and continue the job
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follypimpi (m)
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Hmm Marry u ke  I save that for the real moment.
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sodconfirm
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Girls love to be cherished, Just appreciate them as much as you can before and during sex, three of my girls loves it when they get to know i am enjoying them during sex, Shw them some luv when jacking them and be sure you will get all you want, As for my daughter let her grow up and get some f, k, it's necessary, my girlfriends have pops and moms, no bigz in it, sex is fun and it's mainly for pleasure, Take it !
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madoba (f)
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Alot of women are not that stupid to believe words like that in the heat of passion, besides we know that most men just talk trash when they are getting it on so why on earth would we fall for that |
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madoba (f)
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Alot of women are not that stupid to believe words like that in the heat of passion, besides we know that most men just talk trash when they are getting it on so why on earth would we fall for that |
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Secretz (f)
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Zip it and proceed with action shioooo
the next thing you gat to hear is
sharrap and continue the job
ROFLMAO! GBAM! @OP only a fool-fool woman would believe those lyrics . . . . If a man is telling me he wants to marry me whilst up in the inards then he's telling my inards he wants to get married, not me! |
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koolchicco
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Alot of women are not that stupid to believe words like that in the heat of passion, besides we know that most men just talk trash when they are getting it on so why on earth would we fall for that
Na 2day?U'll certainly fall 4 it eventually.    |
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chika98
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Who wants a proposal during sex? Certainly not I. How daft though
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chamotex (m)
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Jaystunt, you no do well at all.
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matiltom_d (f)
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Taking a cue from Raphy's thread (things men hate to hear in bed),I've decided to put this out to Nairalanders.
99.9% of single females randy or plain would do anything for a guy who could be as bold as to give them these three words before,
during n after a raunchy sex escapade "I WILL MARRY YOU"
Ladies will agree with me that the above phrase sure unlocks doors to their hearts.
Question is how is it that, such a phrase could do a whole lot of magic even with its deceptive tendencies??
What year were you born Sir? Please, come out of your archaic shell OK? And please, when was the last time you "got down" with a real chick? i don't mean kids, you sound "starved", |
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sley4life (m)
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i'll marry u, buy u a car & build u a new house. They love 2 hear this. They can give u 10rounds for saying such |
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doggyall
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can we do this again, you're a bomb.
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