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numen (m)
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@poster If you want to unlock her heart, do this. After the raunchy wateva, don't get up immediately to smoke, to sit by the window, to dress up etc Just kiss her forehead, her lips and neck/ear and hold/hug her for at least a minute without saying a word  . What you just did was say to her "You are not a sex object but a missing part of me. Can you please complete the jigsaw?" no sensible girl will fall for "I will marry you." Only a Bush-mo  will (assuming you are a correct gee)  |
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Utaroz (m)
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What type of girls are you hanging out with? Those lines could scare the chicks of today. It's okay to get soft and romantic sometimes, but "I will Marry You" right in the middle of a session?  Get a life!  |
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whiteroses (f)
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@poster What century are you living in? women stopped falling for these things a long time ago, you're old sir. yu always kno the right thing to say, he must be old lol |
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helium44 (m)
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What year were you born Sir? Please, come out of your archaic shell OK? And please, when was the last time you "got down" with a real chick? i don't mean kids, you sound "starved", You sounded "heartbroken" Like you fallen for that severally. C'mmon truth be told even "real chicks" fall for that. The phrase does arouse attention and evokes high level gains. |
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Outstrip (f)
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I got these from a website but I agree with most of them. This is for maried folks obviously. Don't want to promote fornication You laying there naked makes my cock/female orifice hard/wet because I find you to be so irresistible "You just got out of the shower (couple of breaths), I just want to mess you until you can't walk anymore (inhale), Cum/spray all over you (inhale) , (quivering exhale/inhale), get you all dirty again." Fucking bang me harder, bitch/bastard," "Fucking smack my god-damned ass," and it just feels so bloody good that I want to fucking cum all over you." For role play I am going to handcuff you to the bed, and you better not squeal." "Spread your legs now If you like the dominating and submissive role play stuff they have good pointers for you. http://www.sexinfo101.com/as_talkingdirty102.shtml |
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MUZBO (m)
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Who cares what they wanna hear? Its too late now anyway.
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Akinagirl (f)
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What bonehead would say that? That is definately a turn off and she might run from you. |
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chukudibab
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shyt i dont thing woman nawaydays deliberate on this word "i will marry u" anynow hell nah  |
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PON
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i will marry you?why you know talk before this session?abeg nack harder before i change my mind.(blunt chik)
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4llerbe (m)
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Funny bt all dis nl oldies sef!
But 2 think of it, are u supposed 2 keep quiet n groan in peace while its on?, or talk about d weather?
Considering all d crap u hear abt feedback frm women it really boggles d mind 2 hear dis gals yap.
Ok so big deal he is talkin. Its part of d fun, u know, dt ''he makes me feel gud'' routine. If d sugastick is so sweet u take evrytin literally 2 bad! Hw is a human on d way 2 orgasm be expected 2 b making he is lying/telling d truth jjmts?!
Nl babes r jst wierd in d head. Y'all need 2 go buy 9inch vibrators n dildos. Post on nl After a session n am sure u'l start seeing reason cos u aint gettin any obviously. [color=][/color][color=][/color]
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4llerbe (m)
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sexyLeamon (f)
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@poster, is dat what you tell your Gf in bed? |
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olugbon01 (m)
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whoa! |
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iykedare (m)
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d poster needs to go to a psychatric hospital
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Kenny_G (m)
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1. "I love the sounds you make when you orgasm."
2. you have such a hot thigh
3. I love the way you taste. I could stay down here for hours."
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iykedare (m)
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1. "I love the sounds you make when you orgasm."
2. you have such a hot thigh
3. I love the way you taste. I could stay down here for hours."
correct guy.na true talk u talk |
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debest1 (m)
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I've never felt this good before.
Women love to be singled out as special, different and unique. If she does something to you in bed that has never been done so pleasurably before, tell her as much. Say it so sincerely that she thinks you're going to name your car after her. Just don't trip up and say something like "It's the best ever," which would be overdoing it.
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jasmine21 (f)
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1. "I love the sounds you make when you orgasm."
2. you have such a hot thigh
3. I love the way you taste. I could stay down here for hours."
now this IS GOOD. 
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Ebonyeyes (f)
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1. "I love the sounds you make when you orgasm."
2. you have such a hot thigh
3. I love the way you taste. I could stay down here for hours."
now this IS GOOD. Not special enough though, sounds like something they tell every girl  |
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jasmine21 (f)
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1. "I love the sounds you make when you orgasm."
2. you have such a hot thigh
3. I love the way you taste. I could stay down here for hours."
now this IS GOOD.
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HQ
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You Know, Most of these Useless Thread are usually the first posts of these Bots+sPAMMERS+Perverts  |
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thin papa
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well just dnt nt say wat u dnt mean, even if she is force u to say things she wants to hear.
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hardbody
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Sex Tutorial 101: Make no promises, say little, nothing or make no sense during the act, It may be held against you.
Sex Tutorial 202: If asked any questions as to committment, grunt, pound, grind and ride harder
Sex Tutorial 303: If questions persist, cover the lips with your mouth on a crushing elongated kiss
Sex Tutorial 404: If 'assailant' will not stop, make her cum in a hurry, case closed and wait for the next session
Sex Tutorial Carry Over: Repeat Tutorials 101-104
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