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Amigoz (f)
Re: Confess Your Sins Here
« #96 on: October 09, 2009, 04:39 PM »

This lady Vicar is wearing her Fadah sarong . . . . . . . . and anyway, the Father forgives all .  . . .  free your mind son  Cheesy Cheesy
krama (m)
Re: Confess Your Sins Here
« #97 on: October 09, 2009, 04:40 PM »

Well, all of you milk-swallowers and dress-stainers, your sins which be as red as scarlet as are hereby all forgiven. . . so go and sin no more. . .  Grin Grin Cheesy Grin Grin
Amigoz (f)
Re: Confess Your Sins Here
« #98 on: October 09, 2009, 04:40 PM »

Yay!! angel millk deliverer has delivered us from evil  Tongue Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy
Kenny_G (m)
Re: Confess Your Sins Here
« #99 on: October 09, 2009, 04:41 PM »

lady fadah, my sin is dat i lust after u everytime, wat do i do ? Wink
MrCrackles (m)
Re: Confess Your Sins Here
« #100 on: October 09, 2009, 04:44 PM »

I snorkeled in the pastor's wife's ocean. . . . Embarrassed
lysaa (f)
Re: Confess Your Sins Here
« #101 on: October 09, 2009, 04:46 PM »

fadah 4give him for he knows not what he does.
Amigoz (f)
Re: Confess Your Sins Here
« #102 on: October 09, 2009, 04:47 PM »

Quote from: Kenny_G on October 09, 2009, 04:41 PM
lady fadah, my sin is dat i lust after u everytime, wat do i do ? Wink

Oh you poor boi, shock!! horror!! the pains you must have been going thru!!  Tongue Your sins are hereby wiped out of ya memory, I hereby dump all your lusty thots in the bottomless lake   Cheesy


Quote from: MrCrackles on October 09, 2009, 04:44 PM
I snorkeled in the pastor's wife's ocean. . . . Embarrassed

For every dip, your sins have been forgiven. Go forth and fish 4 souls  Cheesy
Kenny_G (m)
Re: Confess Your Sins Here
« #103 on: October 09, 2009, 04:49 PM »

Quote from: Amigoz on October 09, 2009, 04:47 PM
Oh you poor boi, shock!! horror!! the pains you must have been going thru!!  Tongue Your sins are hereby wiped out of ya memory, I hereby dump all your lusty thots in the bottomless lake   Cheesy



tanx u ma, hugs lady fadah, and suddenly the tots resurface,   Kiss Kiss Kiss
MrCrackles (m)
Re: Confess Your Sins Here
« #104 on: October 09, 2009, 04:49 PM »

Quote from: lysaa on October 09, 2009, 04:46 PM
fadah 4give him for he knows not what he does.
Huh Huh
I know what i did. . . I snorkeled, dipped, swam and dived. . . . .
Amigoz (f)
Re: Confess Your Sins Here
« #105 on: October 09, 2009, 04:52 PM »

^ Yes get it off your chest, that is the beginning of freedom for you  Cheesy


Quote from: Kenny_G on October 09, 2009, 04:49 PM
tanx u ma, hugs lady fadah, and suddenly the tots resurface,   Kiss Kiss Kiss


Calling Fatha gbadamosi . . . . . this boi needs you  Tongue Cheesy
lysaa (f)
Re: Confess Your Sins Here
« #106 on: October 09, 2009, 04:59 PM »

Quote from: MrCrackles on October 09, 2009, 04:49 PM
Huh Huh
I know what i did. . . I snorkeled, dipped, swam and dived. . . . .

yeah but u still don't know the enormity of your offence. God forgive u son.

Quote from: Amigoz on October 09, 2009, 04:52 PM
^ Yes get it off your chest, that is the beginning of freedom for you  Cheesy



Calling Fatha gbadamosi . . . . . this boi needs you  Tongue Cheesy
common dont give up, if u do u'd be letting women all over the world down. .do it for me, for us. After all, we carried em in the womb for 9months and trained em. .we know how to deal with em better. go girl!  Wink
Amigoz (f)
Re: Confess Your Sins Here
« #107 on: October 09, 2009, 05:03 PM »

I know wot to do, calling on Motha lysaa to come and deactivate the lust outta d poor boi  Cheesy Cheesy Wink
lysaa (f)
Re: Confess Your Sins Here
« #108 on: October 09, 2009, 05:12 PM »

Mother Lysaa will be off duty for now. .u take care and don't leave an act u can't clean up  Wink
edoyad (m)
Confession
« #109 on: October 09, 2009, 06:19 PM »

@Amigoz, i had not seen your posts in weeks and was so happy to see you. When i saw you i wanted to run to you pick you up and lick those drops on milk by the side of your lips(that's how we say i missed you in my village). Thank God i fell down when i wanted to start start running to you if  not i'd have licked ,  *gulp*  MILK .

see her head, disappear for three weeks and reappear to start forming like say you miss me too.
Ps. Romsky has joined Wunmi on missing list
Amigoz (f)
Re: Confess Your Sins Here
« #110 on: October 10, 2009, 05:38 AM »

Quote from: edoyad on October 09, 2009, 06:19 PM
@Amigoz, i had not seen your posts in weeks and was so happy to see you. When i saw you i wanted to run to you pick you up and lick those drops on milk by the side of your lips(that's how we say i missed you in my village). Thank God i fell down when i wanted to start start running to you if  not i'd have licked ,  *gulp*  MILK .

see her head, disappear for three weeks and reappear to start forming like say you miss me too.
Ps. Romsky has joined Wunmi on missing list


u be winch  Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy u know say i miss u sha. . . . . afta d formin  Tongue Tongue

Wunmi and Romsky dey , u didnt c them?  Sad Sad
dgreatrock (m)
Re: Confess Your Sins Here
« #111 on: October 10, 2009, 08:14 AM »

@All milk drinkers and ocean swimmers

your sins are sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo great that mere forgiveness will not save you
  • you must repent now!
  • you must go to MFM fast for 40days
  • call down fire on every satan dat is givin you p***s milk, and
  • seeks to drown you in the ocean of a woman's v******a

heard me?
Amigoz (f)
Re: Confess Your Sins Here
« #112 on: October 11, 2009, 02:25 AM »

Loud and clear fadah

Gerrit  Tongue
dgreatrock (m)
Re: Confess Your Sins Here
« #113 on: October 11, 2009, 06:05 PM »

Good Grin
dgreatrock (m)
Re: Confess Your Sins Here
« #114 on: October 26, 2009, 05:49 PM »

Hmmhh Fadah clears his voice Where are all the sinners Huh

have they become hardened in their sins Tongue
rita@NL (m)
Re: Confess Your Sins Here
« #115 on: October 26, 2009, 10:29 PM »

I just raped my boyfriend's dad
dgreatrock (m)
Re: Confess Your Sins Here
« #116 on: October 27, 2009, 08:10 AM »

I dont know why this militant is not submitting to the divine provision of amnesty!
Now b4 your sins are forgiven, while you pledge to sin no more Huh
Dclique (m)
Re: Confess Your Sins Here
« #117 on: October 27, 2009, 08:09 PM »

I had a crush on my teacher.
rita@NL (m)
Re: Confess Your Sins Here
« #118 on: October 27, 2009, 08:11 PM »

I'm planning to take my ex's life
patwhizkid (f)
Re:
« #119 on: October 27, 2009, 08:18 PM »

I stole a piece of meat from my mum'z pot of stew.
dgreatrock (m)
Re: Confess Your Sins Here
« #120 on: October 27, 2009, 09:00 PM »

phada kneels and looks up to heaven
Lord why are these children committing so heavy sins dat cannot be forgiven? Embarrassed
Phemour (m)
Re: Confess Your Sins Here
« #121 on: October 27, 2009, 09:04 PM »

I keep pretentin' . . . Oh Lawd forgive your boi frnd
dgreatrock (m)
Re: Confess Your Sins Here
« #122 on: October 27, 2009, 09:12 PM »

Are a son now Huh Sad
Phemour (m)
Re: Confess Your Sins Here
« #123 on: October 27, 2009, 09:18 PM »

Forgive your boi for fnkin that dgreatrock iz a kubuaye candidate.  Wink
dgreatrock (m)
Re: Confess Your Sins Here
« #124 on: October 27, 2009, 09:27 PM »

Quote from: Phemour on October 27, 2009, 09:18 PM
Forgive your boi for fnkin that dgreatrock iz a kubuaye candidate.  Wink

 Huh
 Shocked
 Embarrassed
Your sins aint forgiven Tongue
Phemour (m)
Re: Confess Your Sins Here
« #125 on: October 27, 2009, 09:37 PM »

Quote from: dgreatrock on October 27, 2009, 09:27 PM
Huh
 Shocked
 Embarrassed
Your sins aint forgiven Tongue
Cry  Cry  Cry Oh Lawd of Phemourfosticz, dont mind dgreatrock he'z jealous of our frndship, Forgive your boi frnd.
rita@NL (m)
Re: Confess Your Sins Here
« #126 on: October 28, 2009, 10:23 PM »

I killed him today Father !!!
Dclique (m)
Re: Confess Your Sins Here
« #127 on: October 29, 2009, 12:37 AM »

Pulled some strings and Got my lecturer fired.
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