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Ayd (m)
Have You Ever Slapped A Female
« on: December 18, 2006, 03:52 PM »

why did u ? ladies u can also share your experience not only guys
yemmydavid (m)
Re: Have You Ever Slapped A Female
« #1 on: December 18, 2006, 09:52 PM »

did it once and vowed never to try it again.she lied against me and stil insisted she didnt do it.
it was so annoying.was in my ss1 den i gues
LuciferFan (m)
Re: Have You Ever Slapped A Female
« #2 on: December 18, 2006, 10:47 PM »

Mon men, I slap them regularly! It's great fun you know,  fcuking and slapping. You know, like you are riding a whore ( I mean a horse). What's the difference anyway? You know the funny thing, they don't mind the slapping at all. They are more preoccupied with the 'riding'. Men, it's great fun to slap them bitches.
ell77 (f)
Re: Have You Ever Slapped A Female
« #3 on: December 19, 2006, 12:07 AM »

Lucifer - your name fit you well!
goodguy (m)
Re: Have You Ever Slapped A Female
« #4 on: December 19, 2006, 10:37 PM »

Yes.  I gave her 3 beautiful hot slaps.  I wouldn't have given her the remaining two slaps if she hadn't held on to my cloth and squeezing it.  God knows I hate it when a lady does that to me.  That happened some years back though, when I still quite young, and quite mean.  She has refused to talk to me ever since.  Though lately, I noticed she has been staring at me unusually, like one who's willing to talk, but doesn't know how.

The funny part is that till today, I can't remember what caused the fight.  One thing I know for sure, however, is that I never initiated it.  God knows I never initiate fights. Cool

Don't worry folks, I'm a good guy now. Grin
ell77 (f)
Re: Have You Ever Slapped A Female
« #5 on: January 01, 2007, 12:36 AM »

Well I have never been slapped by a guy, but if it happened . . . hmnn . . .
akindayor (m)
Re: Have You Ever Slapped A Female
« #6 on: January 01, 2007, 02:10 AM »

yeah,unfortunately it was my sis, we were quarreling freely exchanging verbal assaults when she called me ATOoLE!(bedwetter) the was the last she said.i sound her real hard!! towaih towai on both cheeks
iice (f)
Re: Have You Ever Slapped A Female
« #7 on: January 01, 2007, 09:38 AM »

Fighting with my siblings yes, fighting with someone else yes, i have slapped both genders
Ayd (m)
Re: Have You Ever Slapped A Female
« #8 on: January 01, 2007, 08:10 PM »

@akindayor
was she telling the truth ?

@ell77
what happens if u were slapped ?
layi (m)
Re: Have You Ever Slapped A Female
« #9 on: January 01, 2007, 10:13 PM »

Mine was a mistake!

She is a very good friend, we were gisting bout marital life (ladies love such topics) when i found 1 small insect on her cheek, i'D wanted to relocate the thing to the great beyond but i forgot to apply common sense. Na so i just ram am 1 explosive slap
I killed the insect anyway but, i killed the cheek as well. She was shaking for 12 mins while i was mumbling incoherent explanations. She had turned bluish red in color. I had to part with cool ca$h buying her stuff. I offered paracetamol but she preferred viju milk and scotch egg  women !! na help i wan help o,
Coco29 (f)
Re: Have You Ever Slapped A Female
« #10 on: January 01, 2007, 10:20 PM »

IF A MAN EVER PUT HIS HAND ON ME AGAIN I SWEAR TO THE MOST HIGH, HIS LIFE WILL NEVA BE THE SAME.

Angry  Angry
layi (m)
Re: Have You Ever Slapped A Female
« #11 on: January 01, 2007, 10:25 PM »

Why all Caps? na so u angry reach?
Who slapped you?
akindayor (m)
Re: Have You Ever Slapped A Female
« #12 on: January 01, 2007, 10:33 PM »

@Ayd
yes it was the hurtful truth
that is what earnd her the slap,mind u this was years ago
we were kids i was about 9 den. I wouldn't think of doin it to a LADY
ever, but a biatch? wont think 2ce!
Coco29 (f)
Re: Have You Ever Slapped A Female
« #13 on: January 01, 2007, 10:36 PM »

Quote from: layi on January 01, 2007, 10:25 PM
Why all Caps? na so u angry reach?
Who slapped you?


lets just say, i will spend the rest of my life in prison.

yes i am angry

i hate men who feel that they have the power over woman to do as they please.
mukina2 (f)
Re: Have You Ever Slapped A Female
« #14 on: January 01, 2007, 10:41 PM »

no i havnt but any male who does so is a loser and a coward Angry that is for the relationships o
but freinds yeah i have . .slapped some . .males too . .but if they return the favour they are cowards Grin
nike4luv (f)
Re: Have You Ever Slapped A Female
« #15 on: January 01, 2007, 10:41 PM »

layi's story was the funniest!  Cheesy

i did mine when i was about 8 my mum used to work in a secondary school back then and i accompanied one of her colleagues to class. the students were having a test and this guy, probably in ss2 was cheating. so am like 'your cheating' wallop!!

the news spreaded across the whole high school, ma mum beat nonsense and bastard out of me that day. never tried it again.

does play slapping your brother and friends count? [i done that]

slapped my bestfriend when i was in year 9 when she called my boyfriend behind my back too. she never spoke to me until i apologised [something i don't do  Tongue]
goodguy (m)
Re: Have You Ever Slapped A Female
« #16 on: January 01, 2007, 11:03 PM »

Mukina2,

Even when the lady really deserves it, the guy's still a coward?

Aren't there other words to use to describe guys that lay their hands on women (even though in most cases, the ladies really do deserve it) ??

On my way to work one morning, I saw a guy seriously slapping and bashing a girl, though people were pulling him away.  The guy appeared decent to me.  If he was an agbero or omo'ta, I would have understood the situation perfectly well.  The guy was obviously exasperated, because people were even begging him.  The girl, despite knowing fully well that she couldn't handle the guy, still kept hitting him with her tiny hands.  Guess what the guy did?  He simply showed her how Zidane did it on the field with Materazzi, but he introduced another style of his own, by giving her right on her face.  I couldn't watch the whole drama because I was in a moving bus.  But from the little I saw, it was very obvious that the girl did something that extremely vexed the guy.  The look on the guy's face alone showed it.  He looked like someone who wouldn't even pinch a girl, on a good day.

So, I am really tired of hearing guys being labelled as cowards and losers.

As akindayor said, I wouldn't even ever think of slapping a lady at all, but a b*tch?  I won't think twice!
mukina2 (f)
Re: Have You Ever Slapped A Female
« #17 on: January 01, 2007, 11:09 PM »

why must a guy slap a lady?

guys make us do things and then they want to slap after?
any guy that gets me angry i'll slap , but if he slaps me back he's a loser simple

who's a bitch and who's a lady?
goodguy (m)
Re: Have You Ever Slapped A Female
« #18 on: January 01, 2007, 11:16 PM »

Why are you sounding like guys are always the troublemakers?  Troublemaking is not peculiar to any gender, as well as the reaction to the troublemaking.

A b*tch is one who doesn't respect herself, and as such, shouldn't be regarded with one.  A (real) lady is the direct opposite.
mukina2 (f)
Re: Have You Ever Slapped A Female
« #19 on: January 01, 2007, 11:21 PM »

goodguy just as everyman has a demon in him
every lady has one too .
so we can all be bitchy if we want to  and we can be ladies if we want to too

no guy has the right to slap a woman . .
even she slapped you first
women are to be treasured . .you see
guys are always the troublemakers . .they are the ones to start cheating
they are the ones to start fooliish jealousy
so what do you expect?
ell77 (f)
Re: Have You Ever Slapped A Female
« #20 on: January 01, 2007, 11:45 PM »

@Ayd

I will make sure he spends a big bulk of his life in jail (for assault and battery - where he would probably receive some assault and battery), tell everyone what he did, so when he comes out he will see judging looks on faces of people he may not even know, some women he tries to approach may refuse to comply, some he people may not employ him - allow others to punish him for me - I don't need to raise my hand back to him, for what?
akindayor (m)
Re: Have You Ever Slapped A Female
« #21 on: January 02, 2007, 05:18 AM »

Quote from: mukina2 on January 01, 2007, 11:21 PM
goodguy just as everyman has a demon in him
every lady has one too .
so we can all be bitchy if we want to and we can be ladies if we want to too

no guy has the right to slap a woman . .
even she slapped you first
women are to be treasured . .you see
guys are always the troublemakers . .they are the ones to start cheating
they are the ones to start fooliish jealousy
so what do you expect?


i beg to differ " they 're the ones that stay cheating, , "
my girl cheated on me once while i was in the UK she told me on the phone before i arrived
because she knew she wont be able to confront me with it real life ( smart shey?)
what did i do? u want to kno, ? Lips sealed
ThoniaSlim (f)
Re: Have You Ever Slapped A Female
« #22 on: January 02, 2007, 08:18 AM »

lol,so funny Grin
goodguy (m)
Re: Have You Ever Slapped A Female
« #23 on: January 02, 2007, 12:43 PM »

Quote from: mukina2 on January 01, 2007, 11:21 PM
goodguy just as everyman has a demon in him
every lady has one too .
so we can all be bitchy if we want to and we can be ladies if we want to too

At least, we both reach a consensus here.  Thank God.

Quote from: mukina2 on January 01, 2007, 11:21 PM
women are to be treasured . .you see

What makes a woman more special than a man?  I agree that women should be treasured.  Men should be treasured too.  But if a man can be slapped for exhibiting the 'demonic part' of himself, a lady shouldn't be left out also if she does the same.  Equal rights, remember?  Wink

Quote from: mukina2 on January 01, 2007, 11:21 PM
guys are always the troublemakers . .they are the ones to start cheating
they are the ones to start fooliish jealousy
so what do you expect?

Again, you're wrong.  These acts are not peculiar to any gender.  Even if you always fall victim everytime, it still doesn't make you right.  It simply means you've been falling into the wrong hands.  A guy who experiences these same things from the hands of a lady everytime will also present this same argument of yours.

Quote from: mukina2 on January 01, 2007, 11:21 PM
no guy has the right to slap a woman . .
even she slapped you first

A man should never hit a lady.  However, the moment a lady raises her tiny fingers to hit a man, she loses her right to be treated like a lady. - Seun Osewa
titilayomi (f)
Re: Have You Ever Slapped A Female
« #24 on: January 02, 2007, 01:19 PM »

My ex-boyfriend slapped me once. I know i can be badmouthed, but can be really sweet too but for him to slap me, is just too way out but it was his funeral and i planned it well and made it befitting.
I sticked with him as if nothing was wrong for a couple of months showered him with love like never before. till it was his birthday, i planned a surprise party for him, it was really nice but i knew exactly what i was doing.
He was ecstatic about the whole thing, fell more in love, involved his family and everything and then i blew the bomb. . . Dumped him, walked away, told him he meant nothing to me all along.
He couldnt believe his eyes.

No one dares to slap me and go free.
layi (m)
Re: Have You Ever Slapped A Female
« #25 on: January 02, 2007, 02:29 PM »

You bottled that up for months? u must be a demoness. Gosh!!!  Angry
ThoniaSlim (f)
Re: Have You Ever Slapped A Female
« #26 on: January 02, 2007, 03:34 PM »

lmao,that was cool. Grin
ell77 (f)
Re: Have You Ever Slapped A Female
« #27 on: January 02, 2007, 07:02 PM »

Quote from: titilayomi on January 02, 2007, 01:19 PM
My ex-boyfriend slapped me once. I know i can be badmouthed, but can be really sweet too but for him to slap me, is just too way out but it was his funeral and i planned it well and made it befitting.
I sticked with him as if nothing was wrong for a couple of months showered him with love like never before. till it was his birthday, i planned a surprise party for him, it was really nice but i knew exactly what i was doing.
He was ecstatic about the whole thing, fell more in love, involved his family and everything and then i blew the bomb. . . Dumped him, walked away, told him he meant nothing to me all along.
He couldnt believe his eyes.

No one dares to slap me and go free.


WOWWWW!  Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Cry HE WILL NEVER RAISE HIS HAND AT A WOMAN AGAIN!
mukina2 (f)
Re: Have You Ever Slapped A Female
« #28 on: January 02, 2007, 07:42 PM »

Quote from: goodguy on January 02, 2007, 12:43 PM
What makes a woman more special than a man?

a lot my dear . .women are special ,  we make you complete remember . .we make you proud . .we make you feel god , without us you are no where Cheesy

Quote from: goodguy on January 02, 2007, 12:43 PM
A man should never hit a lady. However, the moment a lady raises her tiny fingers to hit a man, she loses her right to be treated like a lady. - Seun Osewa

yeah even if he called you horrible names ait?
no matter what a lady does no man has the right to lift his finger on her simple Angry

goodguy (m)
Re: Have You Ever Slapped A Female
« #29 on: January 02, 2007, 08:21 PM »

Quote from: mukina2 on January 02, 2007, 07:42 PM
a lot my dear . .women are special , we make you complete remember . .we make you proud . .we make you feel god , without us you are no where Cheesy

Keep deceiving yourself. Cheesy

Quote from: mukina2 on January 02, 2007, 07:42 PM
yeah even if he called you horrible names ait?

It all depends on the circumstances surrounding the drama at that moment.

Quote from: mukina2 on January 02, 2007, 07:42 PM
no matter what a lady does no man has the right to lift his finger on her simple Angry

If a lady b*tch insults my mother unjustly, I still do not have any right to lift my finger on her?  Well, you're right.  I don't need to raise a finger on her.  God knows I'll raise a whole hand, (if possible, I go join leg put sef) woz am correct triple barrel slap. Angry
mukina2 (f)
Re: Have You Ever Slapped A Female
« #30 on: January 02, 2007, 08:26 PM »

its not only the ladies that insult mums you know . .most guys do . .most cowards who want to find a reason to give you a slap or beat you up black  and blue . . Angry

look at you now . .sayin  that . .i knew you were a lady-beater Angry
any guy that raises his hands on a lady is a coward . .hittin her doesnt justify anything . .because you know that if it eneded in blows you'll kill her , why not give her the benefit of the doubt . .even if she slaps you  .turn the other cheek man!
that way you're a real man Angry
goodguy (m)
Re: Have You Ever Slapped A Female
« #31 on: January 02, 2007, 08:48 PM »

Quote from: mukina2 on January 02, 2007, 08:26 PM
its not only the ladies that insult mums you know . .most guys do . .most cowards who want to find a reason to give you a slap or beat you up black and blue . . Angry

I know.  I was only making the "equation" balanced.  If guys can be slapped for insulting mums, ladies should also be slapped for insulting mums.  Simple!

Quote from: mukina2 on January 02, 2007, 08:26 PM
look at you now . .sayin that . .i knew you were a lady-beater Angry

I started that statement with a conditional clause.  I will only do it, IF the need be.  That does not make me a lady beater, since I'll do even more than that if it's a guy.  My outburst there was only as a result of your injunction that "no matter what a lady does. . ."  I do not subscribe to that school of thought at all.

Quote from: mukina2 on January 02, 2007, 08:26 PM
any guy that raises his hands on a lady is a coward . .hittin her doesnt justify anything . .because you know that if it eneded in blows you'll kill her , why not give her the benefit of the doubt . .even if she slaps you .turn the other cheek man!
that way you're a real man Angry

I have slapped a lady just once in my life (and that's the one I narrated up there).  I have been vexed so many times by ladies beyond imagination, but I usually simply walk away to a silent place to cool my head.  BTW, why are you making it appear like guys slap ladies just for the fun of it?  For a sensible guy to slap a lady, the lady must have gone beyond her boundary.  Even then, ladies have crossed their boundaries with me so many times, but I still refuse to lay my hands on them.  So you see, I'm a real man.  A very gentle one for that matter. Cool
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