Help! I Have An Extremely Small Penis

Ewwwwwww!!! *dashes out of thread like ben johnson* brb

For starters hw old r u?

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get a privates pump  , pump your d#$k at every available chance you get

ask Austin Powers for some of his Mojo

drink equal portions of levitra and  viagra every night _{make sure you have an opeke to pounce on handy !}    

exercise  your small d@#k  by attaching 5 pounds weight to it errmornin and night

If all this remedies fail Then go see your   plastic surgeon   who can attach a _pvc pipe to your  abuna to help lengthen it !   

brb

@TrustMii
It is not the size of the nail that matters but the hammer u are hitting it with

Keep up the faith.

@Trustmii


Just because your privates are smaller than average, that does not make you less of a man, please what ever you do, don't believe a mans manhood is in his pants.


Get the woman to fall in love with you for you first and she won't mind that your package is not average.

Of course, just like men with big ones, you will have to do a lot to satisfy your woman but jumping in and out of her will not be enough. You will have to romance your woman and make her feel good as a woman. Do a lot of cuddling and fore play before jumping into things. Down the line, you will have to get more creative but first thing is first, take your time and be the man you are.

If what you have gets erect, that is helpful though. Have you measured it, how long is it? I can tell you this, a man can do a lot of moves to get the woman to feel him inside of her even if he is not packing much. 

@Trustmii


What ever you do, don't listen to 4play. He tells me that I am sexually frustrated and yet he is more frustrated with the size of your private parts than you are if he is going to tell you to give up and join a monestary. You don't have to join a monastery, you just have to be creative, you are a man who desires sex as much as anyone else and you should not be discriminated against because of the size you carry. Trust me, a sweet woman will accept you as you are but you will have to be creative and you will have to do what it took to get her, in order to keep her.

Even men with big ones can not please a woman at all times so the size is not an issue.

You are going to get a lot of people trying to depress you coming in here saying things that are not kind to say but please, pay them no mind, they are just mere idiots.

@Trustmii


4 play does not have that name for nothing. My guess is, he is probably some 13 year old kid who has nothing else to do, and everything that he does is for the purposes of playing. Don't allow him to play with you. Please, just ignore him. You deserve a woman if that is what you want. Just hang on, you will find a woman just for you. 

@4 Play
hey whats wrong with you? the guy came here so that he can get constructive advice. didnt u see what he wrote about the post being serious? if u have nothing to say shut up and stop answering to the thread like a homeless drunkard.

Find a girl and tell her you don't believe in sex before marriage

4play has been really vocal and to be honest he is saying the truth , yes it is harsh but 4play i think TRUSTMI has already guessed what 4play thinks.  I think he is after suggestions. I saw a programme about a man who had a2 inch privates ----when erect , yes it was shown and he met a woman who wasn't particulary into sex and they live very happily together. I don't know what the dude up here cud do but he if he can tell us his size it might help, or maybe not considering the responses already here . For all we know he may just have a silly complex and have a good size. Listen dude there is a man in America with 2inches erect so take heart.

@Ika
you wont kill me

well give him suggestions, i think that is what he is looking for. you say creative, well tell him one or two things as a man

please read before you leap, i never suggested any silly enlargements. i suggested nothing. you came and said he should be creative , well talk to the board there may be many more who will benefit from your creative suggestions

It seems you want to know if your thing is small.

Statistics show that the average size is 5.9 inches - you should measure along the top of the shaft.
by the way, the above is global statistics (I think the average is slightly higer in africa where we have well endowed men)


you might think your thing is small because the angle you look at yours (from top) is different from the angle you look at your mates (fromt the side)

I have this feeling he's an active Nairaland member.  He's probably reading all the replies here.  Who knows, maybe he even posted on this thread with his real ID.

Maybe, just maybe.

@TrustMii:

Sir, let me ask (and you do not need to post the answer, just be aware of it).  Just what is the size of your privates?  I ask not for prurient interest, but rather because many men have a wildly distorted idea of what we are "supposed" to have in that department.  Truth be known, it really doesn't take an enormous privates to satisfy a woman.  Don't believe your friends when they speak of their huge size.  They're exaggerating, in all likelihood.  And if you're comparing yourself to pornographic models, consider that they represent a very small percentage of the population (and camera tricks can do wonderful things).  

I suggest that you seek the advice of a physician.  Start with your family doctor and see what he/she says.  Then, if need be seek a specialist.  But, I think you're worried about nothing.  Remember the average privates is just about 6 inches long fully erect.  Average, my friend.  Some smaller, some larger.  And, as long as it works well, I'm sure you'll have no trouble.  

Remember, Michelangelo used small brushes to make hugely impressive paintings!

Please keep us posted--we care.

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