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mukina2 (f)
Re: Help! I Have An Extremely Small privates
« #32 on: December 20, 2006, 08:02 PM »

Quote from: Eurphoria on December 20, 2006, 07:57 PM
Grin  Grin i like ,


masturbator i knew you would come  Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
Eurphoria (f)
Re: Help! I Have An Extremely Small privates
« #33 on: December 20, 2006, 08:12 PM »

lmao, see her! second in chief masturbator
mukina2 (f)
Re: Help! I Have An Extremely Small privates
« #34 on: December 20, 2006, 08:14 PM »

naa you lead and i follow Grin Grin Grin
Eurphoria (f)
Re: Help! I Have An Extremely Small privates
« #35 on: December 20, 2006, 08:17 PM »

listen you are such a bad girl. What has NL done to you? Anyways on this topic i hope some of the guys show their experience and help their fellow man out. They all gobbing off and no suggestions yet, and then they will say they are mr wonderful in bed Tongue , my backside Cheesy
mukina2 (f)
Re: Help! I Have An Extremely Small privates
« #36 on: December 20, 2006, 08:23 PM »

Quote from: Eurphoria on December 20, 2006, 08:17 PM
. They all gobbing off and no suggestions yet, and then they will say they are mr wonderful in bed Tongue , my backside Cheesy

most talk a lot about being a woman's dream in bed .but they are crap and suck  . .most are cowards anyway Angry Grin
segedoo (m)
Re: Help! I Have An Extremely Small privates
« #37 on: December 20, 2006, 08:24 PM »

@trustmii
it's not the length of the stick; it's the magic in the wand.

but exactly how small is this privates of yours ?
i don't remember you telling us naw?
Eurphoria (f)
Re: Help! I Have An Extremely Small privates
« #38 on: December 20, 2006, 08:26 PM »

he he he muki i give up  Grin
mukina2 (f)
Re: Help! I Have An Extremely Small privates
« #39 on: December 20, 2006, 08:30 PM »

yeah you'D better
drrionelli (m)
Re: Help! I Have An Extremely Small privates
« #40 on: December 21, 2006, 01:33 AM »

@jammin:

So good to see you here, my friend!  I was hoping to encounter you so that I could wish you and yours a very Happy Holiday season!  Merry Christmas!
Uche2nna (m)
Re: Help! I Have An Extremely Small privates
« #41 on: December 21, 2006, 01:37 AM »

@ Muki Aren't U tired of this coward thingy Undecided  Angry Tongue
jammin (m)
Re: Help! I Have An Extremely Small privates
« #42 on: December 21, 2006, 01:59 AM »

Drrionelli  Me an mine?Huh what have you been hearing Angry Angry Angry

You seem happy to see me Grin. don't. I am Jamaican.  The Jamaican Male gets angry when another male shows undue interest in him Grin
Anyway this is a space where all is entitled to his/her opinions. so i shall bash you no further until the season has expired.
Just showing goodwill to all MEN. incidentally thats also a term used to describe LEAN not straight men. Cheesy

An aside. I do not pity those who suffer in the heart. Let them stew in their agony. Cool
hot-angel (f)
Re: Help! I Have An Extremely Small privates
« #43 on: December 21, 2006, 02:02 AM »

I go with what sista said.
drrionelli (m)
Re: Help! I Have An Extremely Small privates
« #44 on: December 21, 2006, 07:37 PM »

 jammin, I fear that you misconstrue me, my friend.

I am respectful of all persons and I defend that each is entitled to his/her opinions.  My posts intend neither contentiousness nor antagonism.  After all, this world would be rather boring if we all were alike, would it not?

So, to that end, yes, I am pleased to encounter you here!  Indeed, perhaps when I visit Jamaica we will be able to meet.  I wish much happiness to you and your family!
ikamefa (f)
Re: Help! I Have An Extremely Small privates
« #45 on: December 21, 2006, 07:43 PM »

Grin  "
jammin (m)
Re: Help! I Have An Extremely Small privates
« #46 on: December 22, 2006, 04:17 AM »

Yikes!!!!. every thing you say have my defensive alarms ringing.------ oh on second thought Grin ----- you are most certainly welcome to visit me Grin i will ensure you have one of the most memorable welcomes  Mr. large privates/ Small privates thread man Grin Grin Grin
drrionelli (m)
Re: Help! I Have An Extremely Small privates
« #47 on: December 22, 2006, 02:25 PM »

My words have your "defensive alarms ringing" you say?  Why is that, my friend? Huh Surely, when we meet you will see that the discomfiture you feel is wholly unwarranted! 
TrustMii (m)
Re: Help! I Have An Extremely Small privates
« #48 on: December 22, 2006, 06:00 PM »

Hi all,

Great folks in the house. Caught some things from your shots. Cointributions commendable. Still waiting 4 more.

Don't bother about the size. He that wears the shoes, knows were it hurts.

@4Play

There is one of you in most families. My late friend has two in his. "They talk before they think" Cool. Maybe U're just a small boy 'round the corner. Never mind.

@Sista
Thanks  for ur understanding. before the thread, I knew people like @4Play were in the house. So I was strapped.

Caiooo!!!
Eurphoria (f)
Re: Help! I Have An Extremely Small privates
« #49 on: December 22, 2006, 06:14 PM »

 Wink
alabiyemmy (m)
Re: Help! I Have An Extremely Small privates
« #50 on: December 22, 2006, 06:21 PM »

what do you mean small? you have a complex because your privates is small? it is outrageous to think because your privates is small, you can't get married or you are afraid of getting married? who says the size of the privates is the only factor a woman looks at before agreeing to marry you? Its either you are playing here or you are just in need of something to amuse you. The questions are, can you have a child - small privates or not? The question is, will you ask a lady to look at your private's size before she decides to marry you? Not all ladies/women like or want a big private - don't be misjudged - focus on your strength on how to make a family/marriage work rather than getting a complex because your private is small.
olutomiwa (m)
Re: Help! I Have An Extremely Small privates
« #51 on: December 22, 2006, 07:25 PM »

man mi,what has size got to do with it?if you ask me,its not how big,but its how EFFECTIVE AND DURABLE,if its small,but it can keep the  FIRE BURNING for about 10-20 minutes per round,3-5 rounds in a session,you should give a TESTIMONY and do a THANKSGIVING,you don't appreciate what you have until you lose it,rememba some guys are BIG AND IMPOTENT,i don't think you will like that?will you?did i hear you say,mba?o tio?tufi akwa?
kitaun (m)
Re: Help! I Have An Extremely Small privates
« #52 on: December 23, 2006, 12:30 PM »

Trustmii, why get that pissed at 4play?? There were certain things u cld have learnt from his sarcastic remarks that should propel u beyond any complex issues, the www is not one should ever get worked up about, even if ur reaction to posts read so!
4 Play (m)
Re: Help! I Have An Extremely Small privates
« #53 on: December 23, 2006, 01:54 PM »

@alabiyemmy & olutomiwa

Everyone has forgotten the most important thing that matters especially for a Nigerian

It is not the size of his trouser snake that matters but the size of his bank account.

Nigerian girls would jump on him as long as his bank account is large enough even if u need a microscope to see his willy
alabiyemmy (m)
Re: Help! I Have An Extremely Small privates
« #54 on: December 23, 2006, 02:07 PM »

@ 4 PLAY

The guy never mentioned if it was a Nigerian he wanted - you are assuming he wants a Nigerian lady? We are talking generally - not about Nigerian ladies.
kitaun (m)
Re: Help! I Have An Extremely Small privates
« #55 on: December 23, 2006, 02:26 PM »

No need 4 generalizations except explicitly stated, so 4play is still not wrong!
Eurphoria (f)
Re: Help! I Have An Extremely Small privates
« #56 on: December 23, 2006, 05:59 PM »

and still the poster has not had one reasonable suggestion from the so called guys, thought you were all studs Huh
jaybaby (f)
Re: Help! I Have An Extremely Small privates
« #57 on: December 23, 2006, 06:52 PM »

Extremely Small privates Geeezzzzzzz---- well i believe d size dsnt matter-- what matters is how u make your girl 'njoy d thang.I'v met sm1  with small P, small but a Connoisseur
drrionelli (m)
Re: Help! I Have An Extremely Small privates
« #58 on: December 23, 2006, 11:34 PM »

@Euphoria:

I'm perplexed that you find that my advice/suggestion was not reasonable.  Please re-read my post on page one of this thread and tell my why you feel as you do. 

Thank you!
Eurphoria (f)
Re: Help! I Have An Extremely Small privates
« #59 on: December 24, 2006, 12:10 AM »

please my opinion i don't really want to start dissecting what you posted. Or over analysing. don't read too much into this

Thank you!
kitaun (m)
Re: Help! I Have An Extremely Small privates
« #60 on: December 24, 2006, 03:22 AM »

Lol @gaybaby, what was ur experience like with a size-challenged tool?! Am all ears o!
alabiyemmy (m)
Re: Help! I Have An Extremely Small privates
« #61 on: December 24, 2006, 05:45 AM »

@ KITAUN

No need for assumptions unless explicitly stated - so 4play is still wrong.
jammin (m)
Re: Help! I Have An Extremely Small privates
« #62 on: December 25, 2006, 06:38 PM »

Quote from: drrionelli on December 22, 2006, 02:25 PM
My words have your "defensive alarms ringing" you say?  Why is that, my friend? Huh Surely, when we meet you will see that the discomfiture you feel is wholly unwarranted! 

Nowhere have i ever indicated that we were friends. On the contrary should we ever meet i am prepared to tell you that it would certainly be the first and last. Grin
Also i feel no discomfiture, what i do feel is an obligation to society, to do what is morally correct. Cool
As it relates to my family, they are ok and is in the best of spirit at this time.
kitaun (m)
Re: Help! I Have An Extremely Small privates
« #63 on: December 26, 2006, 12:27 AM »

Jammin, i still don't see why ur hatred towards drrionelli is this much?? Why not drop it since he is towing the line of peace??
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