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kitaun (m)
Re: Help! I Have An Extremely Small privates
« #96 on: December 28, 2006, 03:02 PM »

Iweee! Laiwowe the professor, na God talk say make i go skul small na hin make me fit pick sumtin 4 all dt grammar wey u blow on top cucumber issue, i trip o!!
drrionelli (m)
Re: Help! I Have An Extremely Small privates
« #97 on: December 28, 2006, 11:02 PM »

 Huh Cucumberically? Shocked 
alabiyemmy (m)
Re: Help! I Have An Extremely Small privates
« #98 on: December 28, 2006, 11:28 PM »

Yeah - cucumberically - means something taking out of a cucumber issue - check encyclopedia britanicca.
4 Play (m)
Re: Help! I Have An Extremely Small privates
« #99 on: December 28, 2006, 11:31 PM »

@alabiyemmy a.k.a cucumber

How will your advice help the man with the little soldier
alabiyemmy (m)
Re: Help! I Have An Extremely Small privates
« #100 on: December 29, 2006, 12:01 AM »

@ 4play

Read my last advice.
Eurphoria (f)
Re: Help! I Have An Extremely Small privates
« #101 on: December 29, 2006, 12:08 AM »

roflmao
ikamefa (f)
Re: Help! I Have An Extremely Small privates
« #102 on: December 29, 2006, 12:31 AM »

Quote from: alabiyemmy on December 28, 2006, 02:31 PM
@ KITAUN

Hun! Baba ke! The anatomical concept of making the male mamallian organ gigiantic by cucumberically operated process, either mathematically or biologically has not been proved to increase the organ either longitudinally or vertically in any way. It therefore, ceteris paribus, remain only a figmented imagination of the medullar oblongata of the social animal called homo sapiens. I am waiting for a mathematical or biologically proved concept and I will be glad to conjur my thing to allow probositically deeper initiation and penetration.

agbabiaka   oh!   Shocked  ojigbi! jigbi! jigbi!  see so many mis-englishes !
all this yinglish for small privates?  Grin
Eurphoria (f)
Re: Help! I Have An Extremely Small privates
« #103 on: December 29, 2006, 12:41 AM »

Ika please don't add yours lmao
kitaun (m)
Re: Help! I Have An Extremely Small privates
« #104 on: December 29, 2006, 12:46 AM »

Na wa o!! See wetin small soldier wan cause! Hmmn
alabiyemmy (m)
Re: Help! I Have An Extremely Small privates
« #105 on: December 29, 2006, 12:54 AM »

@ ALL

The point is this - when a single homo sapien wakes up and longitudinally visualise in a diagonal manner his weapon of mass destruction (WMD) and expects to see a moronic mamal trying to raise up and down but instead, he only occularly comprehends a tiny little WMD, he becomes engrossed in self intimidation and aggravated egoism which only results in depressed WMD bowing down to the force of gravity - u now WMD's also obey the laws of gravity - we will prove that Newtonianly soon.

Therefore, the homosapien has no option but to seeks means and manners of increasing the WMD to the level that assuages his egoistic innuendos. Therefore, we have come out with this chemically constructed liquid, which has been proved to be effective in manufacturing heavier WMD, bigger than in the arsenal of Saddam. To know what this formula is - please visit: http://www.goaskalice.columbia.edu/2040.html

Eurphoria (f)
Re: Help! I Have An Extremely Small privates
« #106 on: December 29, 2006, 12:55 AM »

Oh my! some one over indulged in food and wine this christmas Tongue
ikamefa (f)
Re: Help! I Have An Extremely Small privates
« #107 on: December 29, 2006, 01:01 AM »

woff! woff! woff! woff! woff! woff! woff!  Tongue  Grin
Eurphoria (f)
Re: Help! I Have An Extremely Small privates
« #108 on: December 29, 2006, 01:04 AM »

Ikamefa you too? lol
alabiyemmy (m)
Re: Help! I Have An Extremely Small privates
« #109 on: December 29, 2006, 01:05 AM »

Excuse me? Are you feeling the effect already?
ikamefa (f)
Re: Help! I Have An Extremely Small privates
« #110 on: December 29, 2006, 01:07 AM »

Quote from: Eurphoria on December 29, 2006, 01:04 AM
Ikamefa you too? lol
@ alabis  english is trippin me!  Grin in fact i no sabi how e dey do me again!

all this english for small, tiny, petite, minute privates?  Cheesy

Quote from: alabiyemmy on December 29, 2006, 01:05 AM
Excuse me? Are you feeling the effect already?


yes oh!  Cheesy
Eurphoria (f)
Re: Help! I Have An Extremely Small privates
« #111 on: December 29, 2006, 01:07 AM »

 Grin crazy  Cheesy
alabiyemmy (m)
Re: Help! I Have An Extremely Small privates
« #112 on: December 29, 2006, 01:08 AM »

I have a story of a friend who got his WMD balooned with VIAGRA and oh my my - phewwwwwwwwwwwwww, y'all want to know?
Eurphoria (f)
Re: Help! I Have An Extremely Small privates
« #113 on: December 29, 2006, 01:09 AM »

i want to seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
ikamefa (f)
Re: Help! I Have An Extremely Small privates
« #114 on: December 29, 2006, 01:11 AM »

Quote from: Eurphoria on December 29, 2006, 01:09 AM
i want to seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

i second that motion!  pix please!  Tongue  Grin
alabiyemmy (m)
Re: Help! I Have An Extremely Small privates
« #115 on: December 29, 2006, 01:13 AM »

Disclaimer -

Ladies, I can not be held responsible for the effect of what you are about to see on you,
Eurphoria (f)
Re: Help! I Have An Extremely Small privates
« #116 on: December 29, 2006, 01:16 AM »

on usssssssssss?  hey hey hold up! just on the puter thanks
alabiyemmy (m)
Re: Help! I Have An Extremely Small privates
« #117 on: December 29, 2006, 01:19 AM »

Like this - he ended up,


* 01-viagra.gif (74.52 KB, 528x368 )
Eurphoria (f)
Re: Help! I Have An Extremely Small privates
« #118 on: December 29, 2006, 01:21 AM »

 Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy.  he died happy then i take it. I mean if you got to go best way is with a stiffy lmao
ikamefa (f)
Re: Help! I Have An Extremely Small privates
« #119 on: December 29, 2006, 01:22 AM »

Quote from: alabiyemmy on December 29, 2006, 01:19 AM
Like this - he ended up,

woah! what a happy guy! a standing  -------------- ! Lips sealed
Eurphoria (f)
Re: Help! I Have An Extremely Small privates
« #120 on: December 29, 2006, 01:23 AM »

the rest of him dead as a dodo but the little fella still fully charged till the very end Ika, imagine that  Cheesy
alabiyemmy (m)
Re: Help! I Have An Extremely Small privates
« #121 on: December 29, 2006, 01:26 AM »

, shhhh- don't say it was me o---in case Oga Seun dey ask who put the photo o,
ikamefa (f)
Re: Help! I Have An Extremely Small privates
« #122 on: December 29, 2006, 01:27 AM »

Quote from: Eurphoria on December 29, 2006, 01:23 AM
the rest of him dead as a dodo but the little fella still fully charged till the very end Ika, imagine that Cheesy

my conclusion is that  he is supermans bruv! even krytonite cannot shrink that woody!   Grin

@ alabi did you say too much  viagra ?  Cheesy
Eurphoria (f)
Re: Help! I Have An Extremely Small privates
« #123 on: December 29, 2006, 01:29 AM »

Alabi i wont tell a soul  Smiley what a wicked image that was lol
kitaun (m)
Re: Help! I Have An Extremely Small privates
« #124 on: December 29, 2006, 01:35 AM »

Me i no dey o!!
alabiyemmy (m)
Re: Help! I Have An Extremely Small privates
« #125 on: December 29, 2006, 01:35 AM »

Yes - too much Viagra - he was doing it as if his life depended on it - well - he got what he wanted though - what you think about guys with big diddos?
Eurphoria (f)
Re: Help! I Have An Extremely Small privates
« #126 on: December 29, 2006, 01:36 AM »

how big hehehe
alabiyemmy (m)
Re: Help! I Have An Extremely Small privates
« #127 on: December 29, 2006, 02:00 AM »

cucumberically,
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