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adebayo201 (m)
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Who killed Abel? 
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adebayo201 (m)
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Before an apptitude oral test, Mr Amos the C.R.S teacher has informed the whole class that they shd go and read their bible for the test.
On the d day as Mr Amos comes in al the pupils stand to greet him xcept Junior wu was nt in school wen d announcement was made and was try to copy his note so as to meet up with wat he has missd.
The following conversation goin during the test.
Mr Amos: ahem!! I kno dat u'v fully prepard 4 my test. Oh! Hav your sit! Hav your sit!!. Now let's begin. Plz kno whisperin and if u hear your name just stand up,ok?!
Class: yes, uncle!.
Mr Amos: Paul stand! What is the first book of the new testament?
Paul: Matthew.
Mr Amos: correct! Clap for hhhiiimmmm.
Mr Amos: Bilikis, the first man on the earth is?
Bilikis: Anobi Adam(asale tu wasalam).
Mr Amos: Which version of the bible du u see that?!
Bilikis: i used my koran wen no 1 is ready to lend me their bible.
Mr Amos: Good. I luv dat.
As he is sayin diz, he saw Junior doin sumtin else so he cald him to answer his question
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adebayo201 (m)
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Mr Amos:Junior! Up! U'r doin sumtin else wen d test is goin on abi?! Ok then!
Wu killed Abel?
Junior:uncle, i no cum sch sinc last week which 1 b wu killd abel?
Mr Amos: wil u keep quiet? I say wu killd Abel?
Junior: (crying) uncle abeg i go talk truth.Abel dey live 4 our street bt sinc dat day wey i tel 'am see i go kil 'am i stil see 4 sch d nxt day No b me kil Abel. I kno say na Paul go tel u say na me. E dey dier dat day wey we fight.
Mr Amos: oh God! Simpl question, wu kild Abel?
Junior: (stil cryin) no b me. Hey see 'am sey b na d 1 wey dey pry 5. E don pass naw naw. I see 'am wit my eyes.
Mr Amos: ok. It is nt dat Abel. It is the 1 insid d bible.
Junior: ookk! U kno tel me b4. Shey na d 1 wey dey 4 old testament abi na d 1 wey dey new testament?
Mr Amos:what du u mean?
Junior:ehm! U see d 1 wey dey old testament na Cain e egbon kil 'am bt d 1 wey dey new testament na OPC kil 'am wen e go steal Mary d mama of Jesus money. Na d guy dem hang 4 crox wit Jesus.Na e dey curses Jesus mak e sav him. ;Dstion[/sub]
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Ben-10
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lol a lil bit funny. . . keep 'em coming
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dani1luv
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lol. .
Good joke 
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Ty Gabriel (m)
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Hey u re tryin.
lol
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sylve11
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d 1st one was tight!   |
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adebayo201 (m)
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IS THAT CHRISTOPHER LEE?A family of 7 had just said d grace and was about to embark on a very poor meal wen there came a loud knock on d front door. The father quickly but loudly ordered his children 2 tak d meal insid until d caller had left. Wen d door was opend,4men and 2wumen, al clad in whites robes and carryin copies of d Holy Bible came in. "Peace b unto diz house," 1 of dem intoned. "We'r messengers of d Lord. We av no nid 4 your food or your wealth. We'r only after your souls." "I hope u'r nt vampires?" replied d owner of the house. 
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romsky
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Syl who betrayed Jesus?
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Ben-10
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moses  |
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sylve11
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bright boy!  |
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adebayo201 (m)
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Clap for hhhiiimmmmmmmmm.
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adebayo201 (m)
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TALKING BACK
A drunk was on his way home 1 9it wen e fel in2 a gutta and soon dozd off. Yl e was snorin, anoda drunk came along and startd urinatin in2 d gutta.
"This must b a combination of d Yankari Cold Spring and d Ikogosi Warm Spring," d 1st drunk said on bein rousd by d warm liquid pourin on him.
"A littl yl ago,it was al cold here, naw it is rainin warm water."
Shaken wit fright, d 2nd drunk staggered bak 2 d restaurant. "Say,gentlmen,"he almost shoutd. "Has any of u eva heard a gutta snorin or talkin 2 itself?"
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D1KeleVra (m)
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nice one Ade
it's bayo  |
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sylve11
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Not again Dynamokiev |
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D1KeleVra (m)
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what's that?
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adebayo201 (m)
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DEATH COMES BUT ONCE.
A few days afta his girl frend-a medical student-packed out of his house,folowin a quarrel btw dem, a banka stumbld upon a plastik model skeleton she had 4goten. Not prepared 2 talk 2 her again,he tuk d skeleton 2 his offis and tld his secret3 2 fone d girl's broda workin in a nearby buildin 2 cum nd pick it up. Yl e was glossin tru d visitor's buk,d banka over-heard his secret3 tel d person on d line, "my boss said u shd cum 2 his offis and collect your sister's skeleton."
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clemcykul
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kool jokes, u must be very good at sending tex msg.
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adebayo201 (m)
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LONG DIVISION. 'Daddy,what is meant by the remains of the deceased?" a 5yrs old girl asked her father, after he told his wife that d remains of one Mr. Joe,a frend of his, would be laid two rest in the Ikoyi Cementary,Lagos. "The remains means just the dead body or the corpse," her mother xplained. "In other words, it means what is left of the person." "What about his family and the property he leaves behind?" the girl pursued. "Those are called his remainders!" shouted her 7years old brother.
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Abbey_city (f)
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lol. . . . Funny jokes |
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kody-licky (f)
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@ poster
good job
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Abbey_city (f)
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Thnx |
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dani1luv
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I still love the Joke
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adebayo201 (m)
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 ! Dnt kno ¥ my forum po$t !n d!$ $ect!on !e joke$ etc and forum game$ dnt c¤unt bt odaz du c¤unt. Plz help me out. |
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adebayo201 (m)
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TO HAVE AND TO HOLE
I once phoned a neighbour to give him a very important message but the phone was answered by his 6years old son who informed me that his father was out of town while his mother was away to the market. He, however, assured me that she would be back soon, so I told him to tell her to give me a ring in exactly one hour from the time I was talking to him.
One hour later, there was a faint knock on my front door. I opened the door and beheld my neighbour's son. "Is your Mum back?" I asked.
"No." he replied, " but since you said she should give you the ring within one hour, I decided to search her room. This is the only ring I found." He preferred a diamond ring.
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