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big head (m)
My First Kiss
« on: October 08, 2009, 08:16 PM »

This will be brief


Back in school there was this girl always pestering me well we gat together one day in the chemistry lab the chemistry teacher was out then this girl kissed me in front of my friends they winked me and showed that they are really interested in watching us right in the teacher office later i said to the girl i wanted to kiss her she agreed me sitting in the teacher's table she was standing in front of me due to my eagerness i skidded down the table stood back up then wanted to kiss her but i was too short then i went ahead to stand on the teacher chair i leaned forward my lips to kiss her then in comes the chemistry teacher he was like u what are u doing my chair

Got six strokes for wanting to kiss my girlfriend
busybody20
Re: My First Kiss
« #1 on: October 08, 2009, 11:53 PM »

Quote from: big head on October 08, 2009, 08:16 PM
This will be brief


Back in school there was this girl always pestering me well we gat together one day in the chemistry lab the chemistry teacher was out then this girl kissed me in front of my friends they winked me and showed that they are really interested in watching us right in the teacher office later i said to the girl i wanted to kiss her she agreed me sitting in the teacher's table she was standing in front of me due to my eagerness i skidded down the table stood back up then wanted to kiss her but i was too short then i went ahead to stand on the teacher chair i leaned forward my lips to kiss her then in comes the chemistry teacher he was like u what are u doing my chair

Got six strokes for wanting to kiss my girlfriend

****yawns****   Huh    Huh    Huh   Huh  confused.com
clemcykul
Re: My First Kiss
« #2 on: October 09, 2009, 09:07 AM »

olori nla ;d
by.dot
Re: My First Kiss
« #3 on: October 09, 2009, 09:42 AM »

**hisses**
sylve11
Re: My First Kiss
« #4 on: October 09, 2009, 09:53 AM »

dat was loud! Smiley Cool
clemcykul
Re: My First Kiss
« #5 on: October 09, 2009, 10:04 AM »

even his lifestyle is loud
by.dot
Re: My First Kiss
« #6 on: October 09, 2009, 10:11 AM »

I dnt work in LG company Tongue
clemcykul
Re: My First Kiss
« #7 on: October 09, 2009, 10:16 AM »

sssh stop exposing urself
big head (m)
Re: My First Kiss
« #8 on: October 09, 2009, 10:24 AM »

Sorry if this sounds rude but how was i mean't to say it or talk about it
sylve11
Re: My First Kiss
« #9 on: October 09, 2009, 10:29 AM »

just apply your bighead! Cool
clemcykul
Re: My First Kiss
« #10 on: October 09, 2009, 10:31 AM »

buhahahhah
big head (m)
Re: My First Kiss
« #11 on: October 09, 2009, 10:35 AM »

What ever

But wait please is dis how i will be welcomed by u joke guys to the joke section
PeeJee (m)
Re: My First Kiss
« #12 on: October 09, 2009, 10:40 AM »

Haba big head u ma spoil ooooo instead of reading na kiss u dey go learn 4 sch. any way your own better clem, sylve,busybody and by.dot all of them dey pretend.
big head (m)
Re: My First Kiss
« #13 on: October 09, 2009, 10:51 AM »

Oh god i don die na my life be dis
busybody20
Re: My First Kiss
« #14 on: October 09, 2009, 11:08 AM »

your head dey big and heavy   Grin dats y u no fit quickly kiss the girl na!  Tongue  Grin

big head (m)
Re: My First Kiss
« #15 on: October 09, 2009, 11:15 AM »

it was all tanks to d tension i did not even felt my head
busybody20
Re: My First Kiss
« #16 on: October 09, 2009, 11:22 AM »

so u neva kiss the girl till now?  Huh
surd
Re: My First Kiss
« #17 on: October 09, 2009, 12:35 PM »

hard luck Grin Grin       i feel your pain in d funniest way eva.
romsky
Re: My First Kiss
« #18 on: October 09, 2009, 12:57 PM »

kai which kain head u carry come hia so
sylve11
Re: My First Kiss
« #19 on: October 09, 2009, 01:25 PM »

bighead Cool
big head (m)
Re: My First Kiss
« #20 on: October 09, 2009, 06:33 PM »

Wetin my head do u please stop abusing my head now
And abeg is ther a way that i can change my username seems like the name dey backfire
busybody20
Re: My First Kiss
« #21 on: October 09, 2009, 09:07 PM »

Quote from: big head on October 09, 2009, 06:33 PM
Wetin my head do u please stop abusing my head now
And abeg is ther a way that i can change my username seems like the name dey backfire

hhahahha i nor fit shout!  Grin   Grin   Grin 
ekeroyal (m)
Re: My First Kiss
« #22 on: October 09, 2009, 10:48 PM »

I used 2 have a friend who would always sing:

"I have a BIG-BIG head(X2), In him I trust(X2). Halleluyah, BIG-BIG head."

Sorry na, your username is yours for d taking, to the end of the world. Cheesy
by.dot
Re: My First Kiss
« #23 on: October 10, 2009, 03:37 AM »


Undecided
Jasmilla
Re: My First Kiss (Should I Believe Him)
« #24 on: October 10, 2009, 03:39 AM »

Hi everyone. I am seeing this Nigerian man for three years. We plan to get married but it can be worrying atimes where we both truely stand. He gets these calls from a particular girl in Nigeria and they always speak rapid pigin. He tells me she's his sister and I'll loathe myself if I doubted him. But any woman in my situation would understand these insecurities. Being Norwegian with little experience about African men doesn't help but I do truely love him. Am I reading too much into those phone calls; am I being unfair to him?
Kunbee
Re: My First Kiss
« #25 on: October 10, 2009, 05:42 AM »

Eya headmaster
HQ
Re: My First Kiss
« #26 on: October 10, 2009, 06:05 AM »

Now I have Headache,   Huh Huh Huh
sylve11
Re: My First Kiss
« #27 on: October 10, 2009, 10:18 AM »

Quote from: Jasmilla on October 10, 2009, 03:39 AM
Hi everyone. I am seeing this Nigerian man for three years. We plan to get married but it can be worrying atimes where we both truely stand. He gets these calls from a particular girl in Nigeria and they always speak rapid pigin. He tells me she's his sister and I'll loathe myself if I doubted him. But any woman in my situation would understand these insecurities. Being Norwegian with little experience about African men doesn't help but I do truely love him. Am I reading too much into those phone calls; am I being unfair to him?


wahala dey o! Dani carry your 2x K-legs come here o Cheesy Cool
D1KeleVra (m)
Re: My First Kiss
« #28 on: October 10, 2009, 11:03 AM »

Dani no dey in charge again
sylve11
Re: My First Kiss
« #29 on: October 10, 2009, 11:19 AM »

na who come dey in charge? Cool
D1KeleVra (m)
Re: My First Kiss
« #30 on: October 10, 2009, 11:21 AM »

i guess we'd all know very soon
sylve11
Re: My First Kiss
« #31 on: October 10, 2009, 11:23 AM »

ok o Cool
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