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ariba (m)
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Q. Why should you never tell a women your
secrets?
A. Because you can't trust anything that bleeds
for five days and doesn't die.
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Ginz
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That was sexist ..... but it was funny nonetheless  |
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Scorpio (f)
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crazy boi  |
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ariba (m)
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Why do only 30% of women get into Heaven?
If it were more, it would be Hell.
There's a difference between beauty and charm.
A beautiful woman is one I notice. A charming
woman is one who notices me.
John Erskine
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Rolly
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yeah very crazy boi!  |
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ariba (m)
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I'm not crazy.I'm creative
thanks
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sweetnini (f)
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Why do only 30% of women get into Heaven?
If it were more, it would be Hell.
its not fair o if men pass 10% then it would be hell |
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ariba (m)
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its only a joke sweetnini
don't start feeling guilty
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blackcole (m)
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ouch! what kind of blood comes out? and from where?
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justme
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blackcole, amebo , wetin you wan hear |
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truthhurts (f)
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 so guys want 2 start ?
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ariba (m)
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hahahaha if u girls die then boys will die too,i guess u know that its just exciting to know that girls have periods, |
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lameda (m)
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wow!!! hooo!!! aaoooch!!! they actually do it for five days, thats bad and i think it will be painful, all will should be doing is to console them and not abuse them, because is not their fourth.  
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holythug (m)
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because it means diggin ur grave while dressin into funeral wears
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kronkykay (m)
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Talking of periods. . . . . . hope am not too nossy. . . . . . .but i think this fits in here
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It's been posted before, but for those who haven't seen it. . . . . . here it is
As a homework assignment, a kindergarten teacher asked her class to find out something really exciting and relate it to the class the next day. When the time came to present, the teacher called the first child up to the front of the room.
A small boy walked up to the board, picked up a piece of chalk, made a small white dot on the chalkboard and, then, sat back down.
Puzzled, the teacher asked the boy what he had drawn.
'It's a period," he replied. The teacher said, "I can see that but what's so exciting about a period?"
'Darned if I know," replied the boy "but, this morning, my sister was missing one;
Mommy fainted, Daddy had a heart attack, and the boy next door joined the army."
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