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badboym
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Don't know if anyone of you guys on here have heard them or maybe you have but doesn't sound as funny as it is to me.Here are some of them.If you have some please post abeg. You hear words like, You don ever see person wey take Alomo Bitters drink Garri?  You don see Ife Herbalist wey get mind go sleep beside Lion ?  You don ever see Carpenter wey take Ewedu stick do Ladder? 
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studio43 (m)
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U need serious deliverance. I swear lol
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,mama-gee (f)
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I've never heard of those slangs before. 
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by.dot
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studio, for once in your life U no lie 
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donjon
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U wan take generator do pendant?
Abi u wan take toothpick pound fufu?
Abi u wan kiri recharge card inside aeroplane?
All funny when said in yoruba
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badboym
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Donjon you sabi the matter and yes na yoruba them take dey talk am wey e dey dey funny well well.
Who wan take ATM card comot money for inside piggy bank
Piggy bank as in KOLO in Yoruba.The kain one wey we dey put coins those days to save money
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sweetliet
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i cant fit shaot!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Abbey_city (f)
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lol dere's one hip-hop music dat dey use all those suff as song. . . . it's damn funny unlyk . . . . can u use petrol to fry plaintain ! Can u lap Cow to your fillage! Can u use acid has bath water! Can u wear pampers 4 chicken! E.t.c. . . . jst watch out 4 part 2 
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aristole (f)
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Chioor. See Street Girl!!! 
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oladayo042
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can you use make-up for cat?
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studio43 (m)
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Can u dress sexy for a black sheep?
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Ben-10
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una don hear when naija slangs dey for inglish. abeg u guys shud come home, please.
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badboym
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That's why it's in pidgin Nigger
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tomialph
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u fit use pepper soup wash yarnsh? u fit do ablution for express? u fit take snake do tie?
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donjon
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Omo! Na only rambo fit take snake do tie, na?
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Ben-10
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make him try am na 
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yorke (m)
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Lols.you fit use maclean eat bread, or you fit use moto reach italo, crazy shit.
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yorke (m)
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Lols.you fit use maclean eat bread, or you fit use moto reach italo, crazy shit.
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Ben-10
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keep the slangs coming 
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flexystar (f)
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keep the slangs coming  set your ears very well.
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Kunbee
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Meow 
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aristole (f)
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eh! na war ooo
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tomialph
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can u use indomie to tow a trailer?
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lordmassac (m)
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U fit do morning prayer for BRT lane?
u fit chop with mad man?
Abi u wan use indomie do death by hanging
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Ben-10
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lol death by hanging for dey sweet wella
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OJEZ02
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bros,u want kill person
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studio43 (m)
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Lol wetin we no go see for hia
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lordmassac (m)
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Who go wan follow mad man chop?
abi u wan use trailer carry weight
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badboym
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Who get mind go try Prison Break for Kiri kiri
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donjon
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Abi u wan call crocodile bingo?
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