1. If you've devoted your life to Beer, there are groups to help you stop. 2. You can prove you have a Beer and that it exists. 3. There are laws saying that Beer labels can't lie to you. 4. You don't have to wait more than 2,000 years for a second Beer. 5. Nobody's ever been burned at the stake, hanged, or tortured over their brand of Beer. 6. When you have Beer, you don't knock on people's doors trying to give it away. 7. They don't force Beer on minors who can't think for themselves. 8. Beer has never caused a major war. 9. Beer doesn't tell you how to have sex and when. 10. No one will kill you for not drinking Beer.