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chic2pimp (m)
Re: 'UK Border Force' On Sky1
« #128 on: October 22, 2009, 02:11 PM »

Quote from: ~Sauron~ on October 22, 2009, 01:48 PM
Oga Benson has disappeared into the thin air.
He is prolly eating Isi Ewu in Woolwich as we speak.
You've probably been to those joints,right? Grin Grin Grin
~Sauron~
Re: 'UK Border Force' On Sky1
« #129 on: October 22, 2009, 02:32 PM »

Quote from: aysometin on October 22, 2009, 02:07 PM
@ Sauron,
We thank God for small mercies o!! Grin Grin
What I have, I don't deserve but God had prepared it for me over 50 years ago!! Wink Cheesy

Fair enough!!!!!
ayomidej (f)
Re: 'UK Border Force' On Sky1
« #130 on: October 22, 2009, 04:13 PM »

MR BENSON, credit to you for claiming 15 years. Naija at his best.

In terms of pretending, lying, acting and so on, I give him 100%.

The customs are always MUGUs, that guy must been at least 30 - 35 years.

Its just a shame, things like this are shown on TV  Grin

Shola2009 (m)
Re: 'UK Border Force' On Sky1
« #131 on: October 22, 2009, 04:54 PM »

The custom officers arent mugus,they had no evidence to prove he wasnt 15 at that time. so theres notin they could have done bout that.
£a$y
Re: 'UK Border Force' On Sky1
« #132 on: October 26, 2009, 10:11 PM »

I've got a feeling that tonite gona be a good nite  Grin
Shola2009 (m)
Re: 'UK Border Force' On Sky1
« #133 on: October 26, 2009, 10:29 PM »

lmao  Grin hopefully.
joxiri
Re: 'UK Border Force' On Sky1
« #134 on: October 26, 2009, 10:33 PM »


  i think tonites episode is a repeat
~Sauron~
Re: 'UK Border Force' On Sky1
« #135 on: October 26, 2009, 10:40 PM »

Quote from: joxiri on October 26, 2009, 10:33 PM
  i think tonites episode is a repeat

Repeat ke?
It can't be. . . . I would sue if it is.
£a$y
Re: 'UK Border Force' On Sky1
« #136 on: October 26, 2009, 10:42 PM »

Quote from: joxiri on October 26, 2009, 10:33 PM
  i think tonites episode is a repeat

Better not be! Do you work for sky?
joxiri
Re: 'UK Border Force' On Sky1
« #137 on: October 26, 2009, 10:45 PM »


  why are people always so ignorant like this so because i think it mite be a repeat automatically means i wrk for sky nxt time easy dnt just make assumptions
  i actually pressed info on my sky remote and it says episode 5 of 10 and mr benson was like epsiode 7 or 8
£a$y
Re: 'UK Border Force' On Sky1
« #138 on: October 26, 2009, 10:49 PM »

Quote from: joxiri on October 26, 2009, 10:45 PM
  why are people always so ignorant like this so because i think it mite be a repeat automatically means i wrk for sky nxt time easy dnt just make assumptions
  i actually pressed info on my sky remote and it says episode 5 of 10 and mr benson was like epsiode 7 or 8

Joxiri, I only just asked you a question in a joking manner!  Sad you don't have to be on the offensive!
joxiri
Re: 'UK Border Force' On Sky1
« #139 on: October 26, 2009, 10:51 PM »


well it didnt sound like a joke especially when u quote me like that, its cool anyways
segzeybaba
Re: 'UK Border Force' On Sky1
« #140 on: October 26, 2009, 10:52 PM »

its a repeat broadcast involving the pregnant woman stopped on her way to give 'birth' in america!
~Sauron~
Re: 'UK Border Force' On Sky1
« #141 on: October 26, 2009, 11:09 PM »

Quote from: segzeybaba on October 26, 2009, 10:52 PM
its a repeat broadcast involving the pregnant woman stopped on her way to give 'birth' in america!

I have never seen this episode so it's cool of if it's a repeat broadcast.

Who is the pig farmer? Grin Grin Grin
chika98
Re: 'UK Border Force' On Sky1
« #142 on: October 26, 2009, 11:10 PM »

Quote from: ~Sauron~ on October 26, 2009, 11:09 PM
I have never seen this episode so it's cool of if it's a repeat broadcast.

Who is the pig farmer? Grin Grin Grin

LOL the pig farmer dem no give am Visa
segzeybaba
Re: 'UK Border Force' On Sky1
« #143 on: October 26, 2009, 11:14 PM »

na the man wey backdated his arrival stamp but was later arrested in london on driving offences with false identity, VISA REFUSED!
~Sauron~
Re: 'UK Border Force' On Sky1
« #144 on: October 26, 2009, 11:15 PM »

Quote from: chika98 on October 26, 2009, 11:10 PM
LOL the pig farmer dem no give am Visa

Na wa o

Gosh, i don't like the pictures of Lagos these twats are showing.
The colour of the river is GREEN. Grin
chic2pimp (m)
Re: 'UK Border Force' On Sky1
« #145 on: October 26, 2009, 11:18 PM »

Quote from: ~Sauron~ on October 26, 2009, 11:15 PM
Na wa o

Gosh, i don't like the pictures of Lagos these twats are showing.
The colour of the river is GREEN. Grin
Me too jare. It's like nah only shanty town full ground  Grin Grin
chika98
Re: 'UK Border Force' On Sky1
« #146 on: October 26, 2009, 11:20 PM »

Quote from: ~Sauron~ on October 26, 2009, 11:15 PM
Na wa o

Gosh, i don't like the pictures of Lagos these twats are showing.
The colour of the river is GREEN. Grin

They are showing the real deal as a lot of people in Lag cannot afford decent housing. All the algae and stuff in them rivers! Disgusting and heartbreaking I tell you
~Sauron~
Re: 'UK Border Force' On Sky1
« #147 on: October 26, 2009, 11:20 PM »

Quote from: chic2pimp on October 26, 2009, 11:18 PM
Me too jare. It's like nah only shanty town full ground  Grin Grin

I like this PIG farmer. . . . . .He is eloquent.

His Yoruba hat is top drawer. Grin Grin Grin Grin
How can his cousin take his Naija passport to Nigeria and got it stamped without the immigration officers checking the picture on the passport.

Quote from: chika98 on October 26, 2009, 11:20 PM
They are showing the real deal as a lot of people in Lag cannot afford decent housing. All the algae and stuff in them rivers! Disgusting and heartbreaking I tell you

They should get a LIFE.
Afterall, the amount of money they make in their Lagos office is the highest in the world.
Nigerians can't be poor and at the same time coughing out the highest amount of visa fees in the world.
chic2pimp (m)
Re: 'UK Border Force' On Sky1
« #148 on: October 26, 2009, 11:32 PM »

Quote from: ~Sauron~ on October 26, 2009, 11:20 PM
I like this PIG farmer. . . . . .He is eloquent.

His Yoruba hat is top drawer. Grin Grin Grin Grin
How can his cousin take his Naija passport to Nigeria and got it stamped without the immigration officers checking the picture on the passport.

Don't mind jare. I wouldn't be suprised if we later found out that he is related to Oga Benson. Grin Grin Cheesy
chika98
Re: 'UK Border Force' On Sky1
« #149 on: October 26, 2009, 11:32 PM »

Quote from: ~Sauron~ on October 26, 2009, 11:20 PM
I like this PIG farmer. . . . . .He is eloquent.

His Yoruba hat is top drawer. Grin Grin Grin Grin
How can his cousin take his Naija passport to Nigeria and got it stamped without the immigration officers checking the picture on the passport.

They should get a LIFE.
Afterall, the amount of money they make in their Lagos office is the highest in the world.
Nigerians can't be poor and at the same time coughing out the highest amount of visa fees in the world.

lol The Nigerians are the ones you should tell that. They stay paying all those Visa fees like they are actually rich. I love border force though. Did you see the pregnant woman bit? She sounded Igbo too. Grin
£a$y
Re: 'UK Border Force' On Sky1
« #150 on: October 26, 2009, 11:34 PM »

Well, its not that bad, My friends (especially 1 half Indian,half American) were laughing when they showed Lagos,  Only for them to catch INDIANS with FAKE Passport and NI document, I laughed my ass back!  Grin So they're actually as worse!
~Sauron~
Re: 'UK Border Force' On Sky1
« #151 on: October 26, 2009, 11:37 PM »

Quote from: chic2pimp on October 26, 2009, 11:32 PM
Don't mind jare. I wouldn't be suprised if we later found out that he is related to Oga Benson. Grin Grin Cheesy

Oga Benson is now a big boy in London.
He drives a Range Sport. Cheesy

Quote from: chika98 on October 26, 2009, 11:32 PM
lol The Nigerians are the ones you should tell that. They stay paying all those Visa fees like they are actually rich. I love border force though. Did you see the pregnant woman bit? She sounded Igbo too. Grin

I am on it.
But wait o. . . . . . . .How are you getting this broadcast knowing you stay in New Zealand? Grin
chika98
Re: 'UK Border Force' On Sky1
« #152 on: October 26, 2009, 11:38 PM »

Quote from: ~Sauron~ on October 26, 2009, 11:37 PM
Oga Benson is now a big boy in London.
He drives a Range Sport. Cheesy

I am on it.
But wait o. . . . . . . .How are you getting this broadcast knowing you stay in New Zealand? Grin

lol I have my ways around these things.
~Sauron~
Re: 'UK Border Force' On Sky1
« #153 on: October 26, 2009, 11:41 PM »

Quote from: chika98 on October 26, 2009, 11:38 PM
lol I have my ways around these things.

Hmmmmmmm.

The Pig Farmer has been nabbed.
Adebayo----Adewale.
19-04-60----19-04-1964

Driving offense. Grin
chika98
Re: 'UK Border Force' On Sky1
« #154 on: October 26, 2009, 11:43 PM »

Quote from: ~Sauron~ on October 26, 2009, 11:41 PM
Hmmmmmmm.

The Pig Farmer has been nabbed.
Adebayo----Adewale.
19-04-60----19-04-1964

Driving offense. Grin

Watch him say it ain't him! People can be slow sha. How do you expect them to not know that you have a record with finger prints in tow?
~Sauron~
Re: 'UK Border Force' On Sky1
« #155 on: October 26, 2009, 11:47 PM »

Cheese n Rice. . . .

This Ostrich looking woman drives in a bullet-proof SUV in Lagos?
She wouldn't be able to afford Honda in the UK.
Why do we treat these white yobs royal in Naija?


Quote from: chika98 on October 26, 2009, 11:43 PM
Watch him say it ain't him! People can be slow sha. How do you expect them to not know that you have a record with finger prints in tow?

Some peops actually think they can beat the finger-print kizzack.
chika98
Re: 'UK Border Force' On Sky1
« #156 on: October 26, 2009, 11:51 PM »

Quote from: ~Sauron~ on October 26, 2009, 11:47 PM
Cheese n Rice. . . .

This Ostrich looking woman drives in a bullet-proof SUV in Lagos?
She wouldn't be able to afford Honda in the UK.
Why do we treat these white yobs royal in Naija?


Some peops actually think they can beat the finger-print kizzack.

Because they're white. Goodluck to him sha. That pregnant woman sha. Tomorrow now na my tax money she for don use to born pikin.  Grin
£a$y
Re: 'UK Border Force' On Sky1
« #157 on: October 26, 2009, 11:52 PM »

Quote from: ~Sauron~ on October 26, 2009, 11:47 PM
Cheese n Rice. . . .

This Ostrich looking woman drives in a bullet-proof SUV in Lagos?
She wouldn't be able to afford Honda in the UK.
Why do we treat these white yobs royal in Naija?


Some peops actually think they can beat the finger-print kizzack.


HAHHAHAHAAH,  Ostrich indeed, I bet she wont even come and live in the UK even though they shoot at them all the time! Useless woman!

~Sauron~
Re: 'UK Border Force' On Sky1
« #158 on: October 26, 2009, 11:58 PM »

Quote from: chika98 on October 26, 2009, 11:51 PM
Because they're white. Goodluck to him sha. That pregnant woman sha. Tomorrow now na my tax money she for don use to born pikin.  Grin

I feel for the pregnant woman. . . . . .

Her pregnancy issue never came up at the American Embassy.
What was that white woman's business sticking her nose into another woman's bump?

She claims she controls the kinda people flying to America via the UK but this woman did not plan staying in the UK.
Her destination was USA and yet they won't let her cop an American citizen she's been dreaming of.

Na wa for Naija peops o.
£a$y
Re: 'UK Border Force' On Sky1
« #159 on: October 27, 2009, 12:02 AM »

Quote from: ~Sauron~ on October 26, 2009, 11:58 PM
I feel for the pregnant woman. . . . . .

Her pregnancy issue never came up at the American Embassy.
What was that white woman's business sticking her nose into another woman's bump?

She claims she controls the kinda people flying to America via the UK but this woman did not plan staying in the UK.
Her destination was USA and yet they won't let her cop an American citizen she's been dreaming of.

Na wa for Naija peops o.

I just pity her cause they canceled her Yankee VISA,  What a BAD story Sad Lips sealed If I cee that oyinbo woman, I must give her a big slap for what she did!
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