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tunnytox (m)
Re: 'UK Border Force' On Sky1
« #32 on: October 19, 2009, 09:26 PM »

he did a runner sharp sharp  Grin Grin Grin this dude is well prepared
redsky1
Re: 'UK Border Force' On Sky1
« #33 on: October 19, 2009, 09:31 PM »

still watching it but why is the idiot in lagos lying - he is so trasparent
redsky1
Re: 'UK Border Force' On Sky1
« #34 on: October 19, 2009, 09:35 PM »

i'm laughing so hard - they guy in lagos is looking at the white guy as if he is complete mumu - just reminds me of people back home who think only them have sense - and people abroad no get sense. its so funny when they jam wall, only 50 students in a university - LMAO
tunnytox (m)
Re: 'UK Border Force' On Sky1
« #35 on: October 19, 2009, 09:36 PM »

@ redsky 1
He might no be lying you see a lot of Nigerians pay several agents for visa, the result of this is that they don't even know what sort of documents these agents submit on their behalf, whenever they decide to come clean by submitting right documents that belong to them that's when they'll be found out by the embassy officials.

its just simply ignorance
tunnytox (m)
Re: 'UK Border Force' On Sky1
« #36 on: October 19, 2009, 09:38 PM »

@redsky 1
sorry you must be watching last week's i thought you are watching this week's live right now on SKY 1
redsky1
Re: 'UK Border Force' On Sky1
« #37 on: October 19, 2009, 09:39 PM »

Quote from: tunnytox on October 19, 2009, 09:36 PM
@ redsky 1
He might no be lying you see a lot of Nigerians pay several agents for visa, the result of this is that they don't even know what sort of documents these agents submit on their behalf, whenever they decide to come clean by submitting right documents that belong to them that's when they'll be found out by the embassy officials.

its just simply ignorance

THEN they are simply stupid - how can someone submit something for you and you don't go over it. if you need the help of agents then maybe it means u have no case to be in the embassy.

~Sauron~
Re: 'UK Border Force' On Sky1
« #38 on: October 19, 2009, 09:39 PM »

Cheese n Rice. . . . . .I thunk i am the only watching this on SKY.

Nigerians are a disgrace.
The length of the tribal marks on the face of the Police officer at the British High Commission in Lagos had me in stitches.
Benson who looked 35 was also claiming to be 15. Grin Grin Grin Grin

These people would kill me. Grin Grin Grin Grin
redsky1
Re: 'UK Border Force' On Sky1
« #39 on: October 19, 2009, 09:40 PM »

i don't have sky 1 so i'll wait till next week for that
tunnytox (m)
Re: 'UK Border Force' On Sky1
« #40 on: October 19, 2009, 09:44 PM »

Quote from: ~Sauron~ on October 19, 2009, 09:39 PM
Cheese n Rice. . . . . .I thunk i am the only watching this on SKY.

Nigerians are a disgrace.
The length of the tribal marks on the face of the Police officer at the British High Commission in Lagos had me in stitches.
Benson who looked 35 was also claiming to be 15. Grin Grin Grin Grin

These people would kill me. Grin Grin Grin Grin

I am ROTFLMAO Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin,  the police office had previously had a serious fight with tiger Grin Grin Grin Grin,  believe me he's just pretending if there's been no camera there he could have slapped that guy some few times before asking him any question,  trust naija police
chic2pimp (m)
Re: 'UK Border Force' On Sky1
« #41 on: October 19, 2009, 09:45 PM »

Quote from: jay bee on October 19, 2009, 09:20 PM
dude just messed up.
was born in 1993 but entered sec skool in 1990
Don't mind the guy jare Grin Grin Cheesy.
~Sauron~
Re: 'UK Border Force' On Sky1
« #42 on: October 19, 2009, 09:47 PM »

Quote from: tunnytox on October 19, 2009, 09:44 PM
I am ROTFLMAO Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin,  the police office had previously had a serious fight with tiger Grin Grin Grin Grin,  believe me he's just pretending if there's been no camera there he could have slapped that guy some few times before asking him any question,  trust naija police

I am sure he would take money from him before releasing him back to the streets.

But why do they allow themselves to be on camera?
Is this ignorance or they feel accepting to be on camera will boost their chances of getting into the UK?
I feel so antsy right now. These oyibos are taking the piss. Angry Angry Angry Angry
chic2pimp (m)
Re: 'UK Border Force' On Sky1
« #43 on: October 19, 2009, 09:49 PM »

Quote from: ~Sauron~ on October 19, 2009, 09:47 PM
I am sure he would take money from him before releasing him back to the streets.

But why do they allow themselves to be on camera?
Is this ignorance or they feel accepting to be on camera will boost their chances of getting into the UK?

I feel so antsy right now. These oyibos are taking the piss. Angry Angry Angry Angry
I can't for the life of me figure out why they allow it  Undecided Undecided Undecided.
~Sauron~
Re: 'UK Border Force' On Sky1
« #44 on: October 19, 2009, 09:50 PM »

Quote from: chic2pimp on October 19, 2009, 09:49 PM
I can't for the life of me figure out why they allow it.

Tell me the truth. . . . . .You are Benson. Grin Grin Grin Grin
tunnytox (m)
Re: 'UK Border Force' On Sky1
« #45 on: October 19, 2009, 09:50 PM »

they have the right to reject being filmed ( i believe) but a lot of ppl are so ignorant but if you meet them in Lagos they'll be talking as if they know evrything,  bunch of idiots
MrCrackles (m)
Re: 'UK Border Force' On Sky1
« #46 on: October 19, 2009, 09:53 PM »

Quote from: jay bee on October 19, 2009, 09:20 PM
dude just messed up.
was born in 1993 but entered sec skool in 1990
What a daft punk! Grin
~Sauron~
Re: 'UK Border Force' On Sky1
« #47 on: October 19, 2009, 09:57 PM »

This Canadian chic has made ma day.
Someone should tell Naija immigrants to act this way when coming to the UK.
tunnytox (m)
Re: 'UK Border Force' On Sky1
« #48 on: October 19, 2009, 10:00 PM »

Quote from: ~Sauron~ on October 19, 2009, 09:57 PM
This Canadian chic has made ma day.
Someone should tell Naija immigrants to act this way when coming to the UK.

I reckon she has nothing to lose compare to an average naija
jay bee (m)
Re: 'UK Border Force' On Sky1
« #49 on: October 19, 2009, 10:03 PM »

Quote from: ~Sauron~ on October 19, 2009, 09:57 PM
This Canadian chic has made ma day.
Someone should tell Naija immigrants to act this way when coming to the UK.
with a green passport?Huh u gotta be kidding me
~Sauron~
Re: 'UK Border Force' On Sky1
« #50 on: October 19, 2009, 10:04 PM »

Quote from: jay bee on October 19, 2009, 10:03 PM
with a green passport?Huh u gotta be kidding me

The colour of the passport does not matter.
Loads of those Naija boys don't have self-confidence abeg. . . . .See how Benson knelt down like a priest when they told him he would be sent back.

Quote from: tunnytox on October 19, 2009, 10:00 PM
I reckon she has nothing to lose compare to an average naija

Then i suggest Naija immigrants should start acting like they have got nothing to lose.

The Canadian chic distracted and disrupted the chain of thoughts of that Entry Clearance Officer.
She said she was going to employ her for the little brothel she would open in the UK.
Who says ECOs can't be charmed? Cheesy
tunnytox (m)
Re: 'UK Border Force' On Sky1
« #51 on: October 19, 2009, 10:10 PM »

truly the canadian chic has a good sense of humour but her ability to speak good English and being able to BE HERSELF helped the situation,  you see some Nigerians who has never travelled before or who feels inferior to a white man will always behave like Mr Benson Grin Grin Grin,  I believe Nigerians who want to come to the UK should be following this program on youtube its an eye opener for them
redsky1
Re: 'UK Border Force' On Sky1
« #52 on: October 19, 2009, 10:17 PM »

Quote from: tunnytox on October 19, 2009, 10:10 PM
truly the canadian chic has a good sense of humour but her ability to speak good English and being able to BE HERSELF helped the situation,  you see some Nigerians who has never travelled before or who feels inferior to a white man will always behave like Mr Benson Grin Grin Grin,  I believe Nigerians who want to come to the UK should be following this program on youtube its an eye opener for them

ABI - it really is educational - today i found out what these so called agents are used for - i was wondering why people pay them money for visa - now i know. i thank God everyday i don't have to go thru this - i'm not boasting as i know its just luck and no one chooses where they are born or brought up.
~Sauron~
Re: 'UK Border Force' On Sky1
« #53 on: October 19, 2009, 10:19 PM »

Quote from: redsky1 on October 19, 2009, 10:17 PM
ABI - it really is educational - today i found out what these so called agents are used for - i was wondering why people pay them money for visa - now
i know. i thank God everyday i don't have to go thru this - i'm not boasting as i know its just luck and no one chooses where they are born or brought up.

Nobody has to go through what those Naija boys are made to go through by the money-hungry Agents.
Even the lucky ones who managed to get into the country still meet their waterloo when they want to renew their visas as majority of them usually forget the details they used to get into the UK in the first place.
joxiri
Re: 'UK Border Force' On Sky1
« #54 on: October 19, 2009, 11:18 PM »



Mr benson did do his homework sha the bobo try small
chika98
Re: 'UK Border Force' On Sky1
« #55 on: October 20, 2009, 12:51 AM »

Isn't funny how they immediately become deaf after a few questions. That is so laughable. They also always seem to "lose" their passports.
~Sauron~
Re: 'UK Border Force' On Sky1
« #56 on: October 20, 2009, 12:58 AM »

Quote from: joxiri on October 19, 2009, 11:18 PM
Mr benson did do his homework sha the bobo try small

Mr Benson was lucky cos he was on camera when he said he will be killed by his family members if he's sent back to Lagos.
That was what forced the hands of the immigration officers to keep him in London till they can verify his true age.
By the time they got the answer, Mr. Benson had disappeared into thin air. Cheesy
£a$y
Re: 'UK Border Force' On Sky1
« #57 on: October 20, 2009, 01:34 AM »

 Sad Cant believe i missed it,  forgot to hit the record button! Did they put up the Lagos embassy today?
~Sauron~
Re: 'UK Border Force' On Sky1
« #58 on: October 20, 2009, 01:35 AM »

Quote from: £a$y on October 20, 2009, 01:34 AM
Sad Cant believe i missed it,  forgot to hit the record button! Did they put up the Lagos embassy today?

Hell yeahhhhhhhhhhhhh
£a$y
Re: 'UK Border Force' On Sky1
« #59 on: October 20, 2009, 01:42 AM »

Quote from: ~Sauron~ on October 20, 2009, 01:35 AM
Hell yeahhhhhhhhhhhhh

Shite! I have checked and i don't think they repeat the program!  Undecided pretty pissed right now! So any highlight on yesterday's show? aRghhhhhhhhh Angry
dreeldee
Re: 'UK Border Force' On Sky1
« #60 on: October 20, 2009, 04:06 AM »

Hahaha! Over 50 students attend BABCOCK University OMG! I just came across this shit n it's so funny Cheesy Cheesy Grin
spoilt (f)
Re: 'UK Border Force' On Sky1
« #61 on: October 20, 2009, 04:22 AM »

Something terrible happened.  .  .  .  my cousin took my jacket with my passport in it.
Chei! Just when you think you've heard it all.  .  .  .   Grin
dreeldee
Re: 'UK Border Force' On Sky1
« #62 on: October 20, 2009, 04:24 AM »

Quote from: spoilt on October 20, 2009, 04:22 AM
Something terrible happened.  .  .  .  my cousin took my jacket with my passport in it.
Chei! Just when you think you've heard it all.  .  .  .   Grin
Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy these guys are crazy, I swear I coulda lied better Grin You need to see the one dated 10/14, everybody is dude's cousin Cheesy Grin
chic2pimp (m)
Re: 'UK Border Force' On Sky1
« #63 on: October 20, 2009, 04:49 AM »

Quote from: ~Sauron~ on October 19, 2009, 09:50 PM
Tell me the truth. . . . . .You are Benson. Grin Grin Grin Grin
May Amadioha fire ya mouth  Cheesy Grin

Quote from: dreeldee on October 20, 2009, 04:24 AM
Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy these guys are crazy, I swear I coulda lied better Grin You need to see the one dated 10/14, everybody is dude's cousin Cheesy Grin
Don't mind them jare. Even My 6 year old nephew fit lie berra pass them.
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