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~Sauron~
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Sauron: Common! We both know dude ain't no 15 year old. Kill him ke? Let him go back to Ijebu Ode!
I know he ain't 15 but those Caucasians wouldn't be too sure. They have to be 100% sure he ain't 15 before they can remove him from the country after claiming his life ain't safe in Lagos. Exactly. That guy is as old as my dad  . The fact of the matter is that the dude ain't 15. I know that,you know that,chika knows that and the immigration officers most definitely knows that too. They had their suspicions and that was why they wanted to test his age. Unfortunately, the dude disappeared before the results came out. As I said earlier in my post,they would have dealt with similar cases and as we all know it's the same tricks all of em' africans use over and over again . They can't be bothered to think outside the box or make up reasonable stories. If they truly wanted to deport him,they woulda done without anyone batting an eyelid. But this one claimed 15. He had been prepped by a shrewd agent to claim 15 for a reason. If he had claimed 19, he woulda been deported. |
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chika98
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I know he ain't 15 but those Caucasians wouldn't be too sure.
They have to be 100% sure he ain't 15 before they can remove him from the country after claiming his life ain't safe in Lagos.
They had their suspicions and that was why they wanted to test his age.
Unfortunately, the dude disappeared before the results came out.
But this one claimed 15.
He had been prepped by a shrewd agent to claim 15 for a reason.
If he had claimed 19, he woulda been deported.
Granted that he isn't 15; I still marvel at the fact that he couldn't speak well neither could he manage to cram those things well. He is very daft! How can you get so close yet mess up so bad? If he sounded confident then I think it would have helped his case a little bit. The bit about "Uncle London" is a bloody lie and we all know it. The best these thieves can do for themselves is to at least learn the stupid thing and sound like they know what they are talking about. I need to become an "agent" too. Plenty moni dey the bizness I can see |
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What a daft punk! I can't stop laughing!! but how do you insult people from morning till night and you never get banned?  |
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~Sauron~
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Granted that he isn't 15; I still marvel at the fact that he couldn't speak well neither could he manage to cram those things well. He is very daft! How can you get so close yet mess up so bad? If he sounded confident then I think it would have helped his case a little bit. The bit about "Uncle London" is a bloody lie and we all know it. The best these thieves can do for themselves is to at least learn the stupid thing and sound like they know what they are talking about.
The fear of the WHITE MAN. I need to become an "agent" too. Plenty moni dey the bizness I can see Become an agent? See this woman!!!! |
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chika98
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The fear of the WHITE MAN.
Become an agent?
See this woman!!!!
Yeah if they can why can't I? People are dropping some major quid on it all the time why can't I have some of that money? We can start up a partnership What do you say? |
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~Sauron~
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Mba. I won't let some touts splash me face with acid should things go belly up with their dodgy visa application!!! So many of these agents have been beaten on the streets of Lagos. |
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chic2pimp (m)
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I can't stop laughing!! but how do you insult people from morning till night and you never get banned? He doesn't get reported. That's the trick
They had their suspicions and that was why they wanted to test his age.
Unfortunately, the dude disappeared before the results came out.
Hehehehe Those guys never learn,do they?  I've lost recollection of the number of times i've heard that same ol' same ol' happened. Why don't they just retain their asses in custody for the time being? But this one claimed 15.
He had been prepped by a shrewd agent to claim 15 for a reason.
If he had claimed 19, he woulda been deported.
For sure he would have been reported. We thank GOD the human right leglislation pact,if not na so so dem go dey deport them. I need to become an "agent" too. Plenty moni dey the bizness I can see Money ontop money dey the buzzy ooo. Infact nah overnight millionaire you go become. There was this dude who got interviewed on t.v saying those agents charge anything from 250,000 naira up to half a mill. Imagine that. |
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chic2pimp (m)
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Yeah if they can why can't I? People are dropping some major quid on it all the time why can't I have some of that money? We can start up a partnership What do you say? Wifey I dey you side jare. If Oga sauron dey fear leave am alone. Me & you go chop their dollar pounds naira die |
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chika98
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Wifey I dey you side jare. If Oga sauron dey fear leave am alone. Me & you go chop their dollar pounds naira die When did I graduate to wifey status? in my very before?  He doesn't get reported. That's the trick Hehehehe Those guys never learn,do they? I've lost recollection of the number of times i've heard that same ol' same ol' happened. Why don't they just retain their asses in custody for the time being? For sure he would have been reported. We thank GOD the human right leglislation pact,if not na so so dem go dey deport them. Money ontop money dey the buzzy ooo. Infact nah overnight millionaire you go become. There was this dude who got interviewed on t.v saying those agents charge anything from 250,000 naira up to half a mill. Imagine that. Sauron: You see am! Plenty money dey the kini. But wait o! I no wan make dem come get me sha. Mba.
I won't let some touts splash me face with acid should things go belly up with their dodgy visa application!!!
So many of these agents have been beaten on the streets of Lagos.
Wetin dey worry you sef! I though you're strong! Won't you protect the weak? He heee abeg o! I no get that kain strong mind sef. I am sure if I were one of those dudes I will actually go and report myself as I will be so concerned about getting caught! |
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~Sauron~
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Sauron: You see am! Plenty money dey the kini. But wait o! I no wan make dem come get me sha.
The kizzack is deep. These dudes go as far as selling their fathers' properties to raise the so called 250k. U don't wanna mess with men that have got nothing to lose. Why do you think Benson knelt down with a Bible after being told he would be deported? He cannot afford to be deported. Truly, his siblings will KILL him. Wetin dey worry you sef! I though you're strong! Won't you protect the weak? He heee abeg o! I no get that kain strong mind sef. I am sure if I were one of those dudes I will actually go and report myself as I will be so concerned about getting caught!
Protect who? After using their dough to chop Isi Ewu and Isi Nkita, you want me to protect you? Nah. Let em break your left knee. |
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chika98
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The kizzack is deep. These dudes go as far as selling their fathers' properties to raise the so called 250k. U don't wanna mess with men that have got nothing to lose. Why do you think Benson knelt down with a Bible after being told he would be deported? He cannot afford to be deported. Truly, his siblings will KILL him. Protect who? After using their dough to chop Isi Ewu and Isi Nkita, you want me to protect you? Nah. Let em break your left knee. So much for loyalty. I know these folks have nothing to lose but you know what? An unintelligent person is still unintelligent! Why send an idiot like that thinking he will slip through? It sure beats me! |
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~Sauron~
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So much for loyalty. I know these folks have nothing to lose but you know what? An unintelligent person is still unintelligent! Why send an idiot like that thinking he will slip through? It sure beats me!
Even the dimwits want to travel to out of Nigeria. To the shrewd agents, it's all about the money they are being paid. They can't be bovvered about packaging the applicants in such a way to slip through the net. |
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chika98
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Okay I dey listen  Even the dimwits want to travel to out of Nigeria.
To the shrewd agents, it's all about the money they are being paid.
They can't be bovvered about packaging the applicants in such a way to slip through the net.
I guess that is what it is. God continue to help us. I love that show sha. Cracks me up |
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Okay I dey listen I guess that is what it is. God continue to help us. I love that show sha. Cracks me up The Naija ones crack me up but i always feel sorry for the Chinese men/Lithuanians who are only trying to get a better life for themselves. Granted, they are illegal immigrants but they all work. . . . . .not robbing banks or fingering ATMs. |
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chic2pimp (m)
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To the shrewd agents, it's all about the money they are being paid.
They can't be bovvered about packaging the applicants in such a way to slip through the net.
Na sooo. Those agents could care less what happens to them. The most foolish ones are those who pay extortionate amounts just to get across to europe by boats. That is just insane. |
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Lol @ Benson "Look at my brush i ran away" |
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chic2pimp (m)
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The Naija ones crack me up but i always feel sorry for the Chinese men/Lithuanians who are only trying to get a better life for themselves.
Granted, they are illegal immigrants but they all work. . . . . .not robbing banks or fingering ATMs.
Kai u dey laff @ your naija brothers and dey feel pity for chinese? Na wa ooo. As for na those ones dey funny pass wahlai . Dem no even understand wetin the immigration officers dey talk gan sef. Na so so nodding of head dem dey do . I feel you on the not robbing banks thingy though. |
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~Sauron~
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Kai u dey laff @ your naija brothers and dey feel pity for chinese? Na wa ooo. As for na those ones dey funny pass wahlai . Dem no even understand wetin the immigration officers dey talk gan sef. Na so so nodding of head dem dey do . Most of the time they do. . . . . . . .They just nod to act as if they have no clue about what is going on. I dunno why those ones get deported. They come into the country to work, make a decent living to feed their wives n kids elsewhere. They are better than the ones doing the credit card racket, prostitution or full-blown 419. Chika98, lets go and sleep. . . . . Chic2chimp will lock the gate and stand guard. |
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chika98
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Most of the time they do. . . . . . . .They just nod to act as if they have no clue about what is going on. I dunno why those ones get deported. They come into the country to work, make a decent living for to feed their wives n kids elsewhere. They are better than the ones doing the credit card racket, prostitution or full-blown 419. Chika98, lets go and sleep. . . . . Chic2chimp will lock the gate and stand guard. Yes sir! come let me tuck you into bed |
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dreeldee
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What amazes me is the level of their intelligence, they don't seem to have any idea what's going on. At least if you're doing the wrong thing,be smart about it. |
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dreeldee
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Most of the time they do. . . . . . . .They just nod to act as if they have no clue about what is going on. I dunno why those ones get deported. They come into the country to work, make a decent living for to feed their wives n kids elsewhere. They are better than the ones doing the credit card racket, prostitution or full-blown 419. Chika98, lets go and sleep. . . . . Chic2chimp will lock the gate and stand guard. |
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chika98
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What amazes me is the level of their intelligence, they don't seem to have any idea what's going on. At least if you're doing the wrong thing,be smart about it.
Have ever really thought about it? If they were smart; they won't even venture into such stupidity to begin with. |
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chic2pimp (m)
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Yes sir! come let me tuck you into bed I think say u no hia am well. Him say make u join am for bed   . Most of the time they do. . . . . . . .They just nod to act as if they have no clue about what is going on. I dunno why those ones get deported. They come into the country to work, make a decent living for to feed their wives n kids elsewhere. They are better than the ones doing the credit card racket, prostitution or full-blown 419. Chika98, lets go and sleep. . . . . Chic2chimp will lock the gate and stand guard. Absolutely. Not only are they better than the ones doing card rackets,they also better than those lazy ass benefit scroungers. Thunder fire ya mouth. So nah me be your mayguard abi? What amazes me is the level of their intelligence, they don't seem to have any idea what's going on. At least if you're doing the wrong thing,be smart about it.
Or they might be playing up. i.e acting stipid just to gather sympathy. Just a thought. |
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JJM (f)
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@ admin/Dis guy
My post on this thread(posted yesterday) seem to have disappeared. Whats up?
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skfa1
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@ admin/Dis guy
My post on this thread(posted yesterday) seem to have disappeared. Whats up?
Samething to my post, my post just disappear. Anyways the truth is bitter. |
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aysometin (f)
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The most hilarious was OGA BENSON 15 years old with a holy bible. At a point OGA BENSON wanted to speak pidgin english! |
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aysometin (f)
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Just thot of sumthing!
If Oga Benson is lucky enough to stay back in the UK, after sometime, he would join NL and start blabbing about living in the UK
Things dey happen o
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justwise (m)
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Just thot of sumthing!
If Oga Benson is lucky enough to stay back in the UK, after sometime, he would join NL and start blabbing about living in the UK
Things dey happen o
I doubt if he will get away with it after age test. |
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~Sauron~
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Just thot of sumthing!
If Oga Benson is lucky enough to stay back in the UK, after sometime, he would join NL and start blabbing about living in the UK
Things dey happen o
Are you Oga Benson in disguise? I doubt if he will get away with it after age test.
Oga Benson has disappeared into the thin air. He is prolly eating Isi Ewu in Woolwich as we speak. |
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aysometin (f)
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Are you Oga Benson in disguise? @ Sauron, We thank God for small mercies o!! What I have, I don't deserve but God had prepared it for me over 50 years ago!! |
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