Let Us Throw All The Insults Here

@dani
as u wowo reach monkey call u next-of-kin

oh boy as u urgly reach
when u joined an ugly contest, they tell u  ; "Sorry, no professionals 

wit una nyama nyama eye like seven days akamu ,-)

Your head like Coin!

@ xynerio
wit your dry face like witch yansh

@ xynerio, blah, blah ,blah no point

see your flat yansh like Mama Tunde frying pan,
With your scatter scatter teeth like roasted corn when them take set rabbit trap.
with your k-leg like cassava stick

@xynerio,
as u mumu reach! Na toy gun delete you!

Dem say make you speak broken you begin bend mouth like tolo tolo nyansh

  I knew it

Hhhmmm wetin person nor go hear from dis minors sef

aluhaaaaaji, u want make i tell efribodi how u take know? hmmmm,

@studio43. You be congis(omo onile). Well according to julius agwu all na handiwork.

ok i go tell dem. fyi peeps, na im sista. i been go their house one saturday morning (11:30am) after environmental sanitation na im ma eye jam wetin?    d o girl flappers just dey there loosely under the t-shirt. na im i shout! efribodi for their house run come outside. i come ask say wey all the luscious wey i being dey see wey all the other boiz being dey jealous? e been take like 25mins for d paale to explain wetin happen. since then ma peeps, i don kawa like egbon festus of ICB. However, ma guy for here no wan gree. and na because i been promise to square am cash on just opportunity to carry im sista commot.

hmmm, na d summary of d tori b dat o.   

@Ben-10

you pinko-commie-sympathizin cow-like up-chuck-inspiring butt-licking scuz-bag

pick from one n use it on your boss




I'll bet he opens the post with that nose!

I don't want you to turn the other cheek - it's just as ugly.

Is that your nose, or are you eating a banana?

The next time you shave, could you stand an inch or two closer to the razor please?

This person is without doubt the worst-dressed sentient being in the known universe.

Can I borrow your face for a few days? My ass is going on holiday.

She's so ugly, when she was a little girl, they had to put a pot roast in their lap so the dog would play with her. What a shame the mutt got carried away! still, the chewed-up look is in this season.

How can you love nature, when it did that to you?

Hey, don't you need a licence to be that ugly?

Every girl has the right to be ugly, but I'm afraid you've abused the privilege.

See, that's what's meant by dark and handsome. When it's dark, he's handsome.

I feel very sorry for you because you are so ugly, but I feel ever sorrier for myself because I have to look at you.

If I had a face like yours, I'd sue my parents libel/

If I were as ugly as he is, I wouldn't say hello to people, I'd say boo!

I've hated your looks from the very start they gave me.

I've seen people like you before - but I had to pay admission!

People clap when they see you ,  but they clap their hands over their eyes.

Whooey! When he fell out of the ugly tree, boy did he hit every branch on the way down.

You have a face only a mother could love - and even she hates it!

In fact, he has the perfect weapon against muggers - his face!

You're so ugly when you went to the haunted house they offered you a job.

You're so ugly, you almost look like your mother did, before the operation.

Yours is a prima facie case of ugliness. Your body is damned ugly, too.