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rasulua (m)
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Yeah man i lik your last topic,i believe in him that way 2.
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crazykid (m)
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Junior's uncle came one day and said to Junior
Juniors's uncle: Junior you dad is a V.I.P and you mum is a C.E.O what then do you claim to be
Junior: I am a K.I.D
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acidrop (f)
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hmmmm( he is a comedian as well) nothing just acessing u
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crazykid (m)
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If them sack you, I go employ you so no worry.  |
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gilgee (m)
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@crazykid Bobs u wan work for ma firm? we'v got lotta vacancies. I can assure you that lotta goodies awaits you, as you dey waste your talent so.  |
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graxell
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A pastor announced to the men to drop cash for the church according to the beauty of their wife, a member put N5,
the pastor asked him WHY?
He said "If you see my wife u will give me change".
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graxell
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9 . 3
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Its 3:42pm
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graxell
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When last did you do it, where, how, when, was it on bed on the floor or in the bedroom, did you shout, cry or scream?   You done it today, i mean you've prayed. |
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kattie (f)
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Cool and lovely jokes
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lancaster (m)
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love these jokes
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ameeg_net (m)
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my belle don burt i dey hospital oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oo  |
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sukura (f)
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niz 1, jst wt i nided.  |
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Moyola (f)
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lol,,,,,,,Nice jokes
Cra33ykid, keep it cumin
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crazykid (m)
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An Igbo man was fell sick and was about to die.
His wife and two sons decided to pay him a visit in the clinic in which he was admitted
On getting there, the following discussions ensure.
Igbo man: Nkechi, is that you?
Wife: Yes my husband, how are you doing?
Igbo man: Am fine
[Turns his head]
Igbo man: Ifenayi you’re here also?
Ifeanyi: Yes papa
Igbo man: Any you too Ebuka.
Ebuka: Yes papa
Igbo man: You are here Ebuka is here, who is at the shop?
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crazykid (m)
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An Igbo man was fetching water in a well; suddenly he lost balance and fell into the well; he began to shout for help; fortunately one of his sons heard him scream and came to help him.
Son: Papa what’s the matter?
Man: Junior help
Son: Papa am coming what should I do?
Man: Go to Mama Joe and buy rope so you can get me out of here.
[Few minutes later, the son returns with the rope]
Son: Papa I’ve bought the rope grab it so I can pull you out.
Man: Wait; how much did you buy it?
Son: N200
Man: What! Go and return it back it’s too expensive.
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