Laugh Your Ass Out. (by Crazykid)

Nice joke crazykid


I spent the whole day being happy

Why not post your's let's see if they are funny enough dude 

Oops! thats true

crazykid  that's really funny.

give u 5   

@Crazykid, your jokes were funny. I was laughing my ass off

@Man-eater, your just seekin for attention. because u nid 2 appreciate lol

@ Crazy Kid,

I never knew you were in the legion of assholes (or what else have they not called us?)

These jokes are off da hook.

(Subscribing)

An engineer died and ended up in Hell. He was not pleased with the situation in Hell, and began to redesign and build improvements. After a while, they had toilets that flush, air-conditioning and escalators. Everyone grew very fond of him.
               One day God called to Satan to mock him, "So, how's it going down there in Hell?" Satan replied, "Hey, things are great. We've got air-conditioning and flush toilets and escalators, and there's no telling what this engineer is going to come up with next."
               God was surprised, "What? You've got an engineer? That's a mistake. He should never have gotten down there in the first place. Send him back up here." "No way," replied Satan. "I like having an engineer, and I'm keeping him."
               God threatened, "Send him back up here now or here I'll sue you" Satan laughed and answered, "Yeah, right. And just where are you going  to get a Lawyer?"

An Igbo man went to the holy land, he visited the sea of Galilee. When he saw a boat, he asked how much the boatman would take him across the sea. $500 said the boatman.
"Chineke" screamed the Igbo man. "No wonder Jesus walked on water".

Ha Ha Ha. that was hillarious. keep them coming.

A girl was discussing  about the just concluded population census with her boy friend

Rita: Sam do you know that the just concluded census figures shows that men are more than women by Approximately 2 million percent

Sam: I know that, but what has that got to do with our relationship

Rita: It means that if you don't start spending more money on me, there are 2 million men out there who are ready to take your place.

Am glad they made you happy

An aeroplane is flying over the USA. The pilot says the plane is losing height and all the baggage must be thrown out.

Pilot: "We're still losing height, we must throw anything out that is in the cabin" Despite more things being thrown out the plane continues its descent.

Pilot: "Still going down - we must throw out some people" There's a big gasp from the passengers!

Pilot: "But to make this fair - passengers will be thrown out in alphabetical order, so A,  any Africans on board?" No one moves.

Pilot: "B, any Blacks on board?" No one moves.
Pilot: "C, any Caribbeans on board?" Still no one moves.

A little black boy asks his dad , "Dad,what are we?"

Dad: "Tonight son,we are Zulus.

not too bad

hahahahaha    hahahaha    hahaha   haha ha

thas jkz

Then, this big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, takes the
drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down. The poor man starts crying.
The truck driver says, "Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I'll buy you
another drink. I just can't stand to see a man cry."

"No, it's not that. This day is the worst of my life. First, I fall asleep,
and I go late to my office. My boss, outrageous, fires me. When I leave the
building, to my car, I found out it was stolen. The police said that they
can do nothing. I get a cab to return home, and when I leave it, I remember
I left my wallet and credit cards there. The cab driver just drives away."

"I go home, and when I get there, I find my wife in bed with the gardener. I
leave home, and come to this bar. And just when I was thinking about putting
an end to my life, you show up and drink my poison."