A For Apple : !

Dani was given his Report Card after the Promotional Exam when he was in SS1.He was surprised wd the content as he was to carry-over the class.

Dani got home reluctantly.Knowing sure of the cold reception he's gonna get at home.

When his father saw his woeful performance (as a retired  soldier);come and see beating!This boy nearly fainted until I surfaced.

I asked for what transpired and the father narrated the story of his child's failure.But Dani defended himself and said the Teacher just wanted him failed.He said that he memorised everything his father taught him before the exam.And eventually,all the things he has learnt from his father came out in the Exam.

He defended further that like the A for Apple part;He did everything.
I now asked him to recite it for me again.
Here he went:
A, Apple,B,  Bapple,C, Capple, D , Dapple,E , Epple,
F, Fapple,G, Gapple,H, Happle ,

When he got to "N"and P ;He said N , Nipple and P, Pimple(I looked at him and envisaged how this man would beat him again.Then,he continued in that manner.

When he finished;The father clapped for him.and said: "God save you that you know it.I would have given you another round of beating."

It was then I realised why Dani failed the exam.

I laugh,
i laughed,
in fact, i laughed again,
i continued laughing!

Correct joke

Stale but still funny

Thank you all for the criticism (both negative nd positive)

transliterate.

 

@ romsky. Fanx.
@ Nich.Wia are u from.Moon,I guess?

N.   for  No Wonder

Sharap there! O is for Okpoluwale

O for Ololumi

all of una na big tym olodo

Pls.Help me find Dani oooooooooooooooo