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platinumnk (f)
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This is the Solution for all the id!otic Virgin Threads “Artificial” Virginity Device "Add a few moans and groans and you will pass through undetectable," says the advertising for one of the most controversial inventions to ever hit store shelves. Religious conservatives in Egypt, livid and much of the Middle East, are livid over a product that allows women another opportunity to be virgins again. At least in theory.Advertised by Gigmo, the product serves as a cheap alternative to a significantly more expensive alternative in vaginal rejuvenation, a process that has risen to fame with American women. Originally designed to fool men into believing that their wife was “pure”, the device is inserted into the vagina, emitting amount of blood-like substance when struck.
So There!! Problem solved for cheap!!! 
Ladies I got them for sale right now. Hit me up! 
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platinumnk (f)
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come on . . no one wants to be a virgin again? |
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puskin
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No gal's coming. So, being a virgin is not so cool afterall. |
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POSAKOSA1 (m)
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LOL. Don't worry Plat they shall contact you PRIVATELY.
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Ebonyeyes (f)
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But some of you guys say the experienced kitty is not as tight so will you believe it even if you see blood?
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platinumnk (f)
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No gal's coming. So, being a virgin is not so cool afterall. hahahhaha i guess not But some of you guys say the experienced kitty is not as tight so will you believe it even if you see blood?
Well they can stop having sexual affairs for about 3-5 months with daily soakage in the tub of very warm water. Then they will be tight. Pencil gripping anyone? LOL. Don't worry Plat they shall contact you PRIVATELY.
yes oh! Come one come all, Sale Ends this Week! ps i heard you have a ebay store. pm me. |
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hollandis
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Why are you girls frustrated because you have lost your virginity?Na me say make una no control una self?
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platinumnk (f)
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Why are you girls frustrated because you have lost your virginity?Na me say make una no control una self?
ummm when we get turned on we cant stop ourselves but here is an opportunity to be a virgin again! I already got some offers! Dont let your chance slip by!
Make your claim before I ship! |
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hollandis
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ummm when we get turned on we cant stop ourselves but here is an opportunity to be a virgin again! I already got some offers! Dont let your chance slip by!
Make your claim before I ship!No thanks,there are still infinite virgins in my area and at work.We all plan on raising our children as virgins and getting married to virgins as virgins.Very soon,non-virgins will find it difficult to get married |
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platinumnk (f)
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No thanks,there are still infinite virgins in my area and at work.We all plan on raising our children as virgins and getting married to virgins as virgins.Very soon,non-virgins will find it difficult to get married
Are you a virgin? If not, then why stop my business? |
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hollandis
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Are you a virgin?
If not, then why stop my business?
The issue is not me,the issue is what I want?  Please diversify into other areas,like stretch mark eradication ewwwwwww  , cos very soon ,you will run out of business. |
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puskin
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Hmmm. . . Sum gals hv started 2queue up 4d device discreetly. Welldone plat. . .  |
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platinumnk (f)
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The issue is not me,the issue is what I want? Please diversify into other areas,like stretch mark eradication ewwwwwww , cos very soon ,you will run out of business. how?? with all the university girls? We're not talkign about your village girls, they cant afford it anyway! And since ure not a virgin, who are u banging? Married women? or women who like to bang like you bang. im just offering them a solution! University ladies:after u done collecting money and ready to marry, having this will set your right!!!!!
Buy now before its too late and safe guard your marriage!!!Thanks for those who ordered.  |
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hollandis
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how?? with all the university girls? We're not talkign about your village girls, they cant afford it anyway! And since ure not a virgin, who are u banging? Married women? or women who like to bang like you bang. im just offering them a solution! University ladies:after u done collecting money and ready to marry, having this will set your right!!!!!
Buy now before its too late and safe guard your marriage!!!Thanks for those who ordered. What kind of university girls do you roll with?I am talking about decent,beautiful ,intelligent girls with rounded ass and boobs that have been left unsucked and unpressed .Those are the kind of girls that are flooding the campuses,they eventually graduate and work with very blue chip companies,and mine ,who better to marry them than the virgins. Please don't forget to market boobs puffers to puff their sagged boobs,sagged because of too much suck suck |
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platinumnk (f)
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What kind of university girls do you roll with?I am talking about decent,beautiful ,intelligent girls with rounded ass and boobs that have been left unsucked and unpressed .Those are the kind of girls that are flooding the campuses,they eventually graduate and work with very blue chip companies,and mine ,who better to marry them than the virgins.
Please don't forget to market boobs puffers to puff their sagged boobs,sagged because of too much suck suck
and again, who boobs are you sucking? |
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Ebonyeyes (f)
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The issue is not me,the issue is what I want? Please diversify into other areas,like stretch mark eradication ewwwwwww , cos very soon ,you will run out of business. Check your mother and sisters and see if they have stretch marks then come and talk. Well they can stop having sexual affairs for about 3-5 months with daily soakage in the tub of very warm water. Then they will be tight. Pencil gripping anyone? Hmmm is that right |
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chiogo (f)
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LOL I can't shout!!!! Plat, you have any cure for stretch marks jare?  |
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rita@NL (m)
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@ plat Plz how much is it ooo, plz i need like 50 cos one can not do the the amendment in me oo.  |
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hollandis
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Check your mother and sisters and see if they have stretch marks then come and talk. Wetin dey do you? wetin concern you concern my mama?  and again, who boobs are you sucking?
Am I a baby? @ plat Plz how much is it ooo, plz i need like 50 cos one can not do the the amendment in me oo. Chineke God of Africa  .I suppose blacklist you for marriage  |
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platinumnk (f)
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Check your mother and sisters and see if they have stretch marks then come and talk. Hmmm is that right Please tell him again ohh!! yes na,with practice u can even grab a toothpick LOL I can't shout!!!! Plat, you have any cure for stretch marks jare? My contacts in china is still working on that. But youre a slim fine chick, ordering for a friend? I ship to US locations as well. @ plat Plz how much is it ooo, plz i need like 50 cos one can not do the the amendment in me oo. PM we can dicuss in private. Any friends you got you can order for them. Discount in bulk! Wetin dey do you? wetin concern you concern my mama? :(Am I a baby?Chineke God of Africa .I suppose blacklist you for marriage ahhahaahahah so u aren't copulating, no mind you i know your frustration, meet me in the back,I got nice well endowed girls for you. . . Offer lasts for few mins, pm for more info |
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Ebonyeyes (f)
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You say stretch marks with ewwwwwwww well the females in your family probably have some as well. Also check your butt in the mirror Im sure you will see a few marks |
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rita@NL (m)
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You say stretch marks with ewwwwwwww well the females in your family probably have some as well. Also check your butt in the mirror Im sure you will see a few marks Madam why the thing pain you like this ? abi you get ? thou i know say most ladies they get. |
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Ebonyeyes (f)
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Madam why the thing pain you like this ? abi you get ? thou i know say most ladies they get.
Im just tired of these imperfect men dogging women in here. Its fricking ridiculous. |
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candylips (m)
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@platinumnk am waiting for u |
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chiogo (f)
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My contacts in china is still working on that.
But youre a slim fine chick, ordering for a friend?
I ship to US locations as well.
Skinny chicks also have stretch marks. |
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platinumnk (f)
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Skinny chicks also have stretch marks. only that happens when u get small after u were larger. - like for say pregnancy otherwise ive never seen it. |
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chika98
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only that happens when u get small after u were larger. - like for say pregnancy
otherwise ive never seen it.
Please it is very common. Stretch marks aren't for big folks only |
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puskin
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Wait a minute, so if I come across any self proclamating virgin, I shud look @her twice. |
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spoilt (f)
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We dont need that device we have our ways. feminine wiles!!! |
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POSAKOSA1 (m)
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Please it is very common. Stretch marks aren't for big folks only
As some women grow, even if they are very skinny, they get stretch marks around the hips/butt or breasts this is the more popular place for skinny women. |
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Ebonyeyes (f)
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As some women grow, even if they are very skinny, they get stretch marks around the hips/butt or breasts this is the more popular place for skinny women.
Its usually during puberty when young girls bodies grows faster than their skin can stretch. The reason we dont see it in Celebs is because they airbrush it out or put make up on it to create the illusion of perfection. |
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