Oct 15th 2009 By Nick Prueher
High School Basketball Coach Arrested for Masturbating at CostcoMORE
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2 CommentsWhat is this world coming to when a man can't fondle himself in the privacy of his own bulk discount store? High school geometry teacher and basketball coach Kyle Dennis was arrested Monday for masturbating at a Costco retail outlet in his hometown of Boise, Idaho.

According to the police report, Dennis "knowingly engaged in obscene conduct ,
by manipulating his penis with his hands while walking around a Costco store with an erection." Further, he had previously been cited for doing the same thing at a Wal-Mart and a different Costco in June.Dennis, who has taught math at Capital High School since 1996, is on a paid leave from the school. He could be fined up to $1,000 or spend six months in jail for the Costco incident.
This seems harsh. After all, who among us can deny the powerful eroticism of a stack of 72-ounce cans of Del Monte fruit cocktail?
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