I Want Islamic Heaven

 . . . but i will need more infos about those luscious 72 virgins (which is obviously why i find the prospect of islamic heaven more attractive).
1)Are those 72 of them virgins for each persons or wiil they be shared or passed around by all?
2)Are these virgins going to submit to all sexual fantasies of those in heaven or are there restrictions?
3)Will i be able to try all positions with these virgins?
4)Will allah and the angels be watching . . . you know, like voyeurism?I am not a big fan of being watched while i am yanshing.
5)Do i need condoms?
6)Can i get to choose my 72 virgins or are they going to be pre-selected for me?

I need to have all these details before i make up my mind to join islam.Please if the koran gave details on this kind of stuff,kindly forward them to me by posting them on this thread.
Thank you

poster - una no go kill person here. whick kin topic b this.lmao

I'm sure even the pope would be interested in such a place, I am also interested but what exactly are the requirements to get there again? doesn't one of them have to do with killing other people for allah?

72 virgin my foot, many will get there only to be greeted by 72 demons that will torment them for ever.

let's take religious beef apart, this's really one of nairaland most hilarious thread 

lol

how does one get to this heaven? . . .  it sounds like a lofly place.

@ abu - but y facing me and not d poster. if i talk now dey wil rebuke me.

'O  you assembly of jinn and mankind 'Didn't messengers amongst you come to you, reciting My (GOD) verses and warning you of the meeting of this Day of yours (Day of Reckoning) ?' They will say,'We bear witness against ourselves' it was the life of this world that deceived them. And they will bear witness against themselves that they were disbelievers (kafirun)' Quran 6:130

when muhammed will give you HIV infected Virgins that when you will know that all that gliters are not gold.

But Allah lives there, doesn't he?  Heaven, etymologically speaking, simply means "a place where God dwells".  Whichever God or whichever version of heaven you choose to dwell on is irrelevant here.  Heaven na heaven.

iyangbalife u dey craze ooooo,why must u talk like that.

Horribly false, you say?  "Heaven" is purely a biblical term?  Are you in anyway suggesting that the word "heaven" was coined arbitrarily by one of the writers of the Bible?  If yes, by whom?  It exists nowhere else?  Are you for real?

@davidylan,

Seriously, are you in anyway related to noetic15?

Anyways, that aside.  Your post is a very funny one, I don't even know how to respond.

First of all, I want us to be clear on something here.  The issue is NOT about the concept of heaven, but about the etymology of the singular word, "heaven".

Secondly, I'm sure you're aware that the Bible you read today, was translated from another language.  As such, your claim that the English word "heaven" is "PURELY biblical" is at best, ridiculous.

Thirdly, the modern English word "Heaven" itself was derived from the medieval English word "heven" around 1159, which developed from the Old English "heofon".

Fourthly, even if the word "Heaven" is indeed "PURELY biblical" as you claim, your supposition that it is exclusively a Biblical term which no other party can adopt, is even more ridiculous.  This is an issue of language, and it is no news that language has ALWAYS metamorphosed since the beginning of time.

Lastly, "heofon" which later metamorphosed into "heaven", originally meant "sky", "firmament", etc.  It was later when it became "heaven" that the definition was extended to include "God's abode", perhaps because it was generally perceived that God lives "up there".  As you can see, the original meaning of the word itself has absolutely NO religious basis, so I find it very absurd for you to come here and claim that it your own religion that invented the word.

So with the above explanation, my word still stands - Heaven na heaven.  Whichever version of heaven you now choose to dwell upon is none of my own business.

Regards.

Davidylan. . . where the hell have you been? It's been a while.

I opened a thread which should have been for both you and Noetic, but had to address it to Noetic only, cos you seemed AWOL.

http://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-336988.0.html

How you dey now?

@ Purist. . . Are you just meeting Davidylan? He is the Christian Soldier - Brother of Noetic. It appears he may have been on Pilgrimage, hence Noetic has been fighting all the crusades alone.