Charity Begins At School: Why Tobi Fail The Last Post Ume Exam:

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somubz (m)
Charity Begins At School: Why Tobi Fail The Last Post Ume Exam:
« on: October 17, 2009, 02:41 AM »

TOBI A VERY BRILLIANT BOY RIGHT FROM HIS YOUNGEST AGE, IN HIS FORMER SECONDARY SCOOL HE WAS A PROMINENT THAT ARGUES WITH HIS CLASS TEACHERS DURING THE LESSON BASED ON THE FACT THAT HE HIS STUDIOUS AND SERIOUS.
HIS TEACHERS SPOILT HIM BY GIVING HIM DANGEROUS CHANCES, AFTER HIS COMPLETION OF HIS SECONDARY EDUCATION,
HE PROCEEDED BY TAKEN UP A UME IN WHICH HE SCORED 500 OF 400, HE CHOSE UI AS HIS FAVOURITE SKOOL AND STUDIED HARD TOWARDDTHE POST UME,  HERE COMES THE DAY, TOBI WOKE UP EARLY AND EMBARK ON THE JOURNEY.
HE MET PEOPLE AT THE WAY BUT NEVER GREETS BECAUSE TAECHERS GREET HIM IN HIS FORMER SCHOOL.
NOW ITS TOBI'S TIME TO BE INTERVEWED AND
THE FOLLOWING ENSUED BETWEEN TOBI AND THE HAIRY PROF.

TOBI: ENTERED AND SAT DOWN
PROF: HW ARE U DOING?
TOBI: PLS I'M NOT HERE TO JOKE LETS MOVE ON TO BUSINESS,
PROF: OKAY! WHATS YOUR NAME?
TOBI:SENIOR TOBI
PROF: HW HOLD ARE YOU?
TOBI: I THINK I'M TWENTY
PROF:WHAT IS A NOUN?
TOBI:a noun! I CAN NEVER ANSWER SUCH A SIMPLE QUESTION
PROF:WHAT'S THE COLOR OF YOU BOXERS?
TOBI: SIR! THAT'S IS NONE OF YOUR BUSINESSSSSSS
PROF:GET UPSET,
TOBI BURST INTO LAUGHTER
PROF:WHY?,
TOBI:SIR YOU LOOK SO MUCH ALIKE WITH MY BINGO,
PROF:GOOD YOU'VE GAINED ADMISSION
TOBI:STARTS JUBILATING TILL THE ADMISSION LIST IS OUT THEN REALISES HIS WONDERFUL MISTAKE,

DON'T DO BIG BOY OR GBOGBO BISS GIRL ON THE POSTUME R INTERVIEW'S DAY BE RESPONSIBLE, TOO KNOW XXXX AND ANSWER QUESTION APPROPRIATELY, TO ALL ADMISSION CHASERS,



GOD BLESS YOUR MOTHER'S IN LAW


 
dani1luv
Re: Charity Begins At School: Why Tobi Fail The Last Post Ume Exam:
« #1 on: October 17, 2009, 01:40 PM »

Well done. .! Wink
Kunbee
Re: Charity Begins At School: Why Tobi Fail The Last Post Ume Exam:
« #2 on: October 18, 2009, 03:37 AM »

 :d :d
Dumsy (f)
Re: Charity Begins At School: Why Tobi Fail The Last Post Ume Exam:
« #3 on: October 23, 2009, 10:53 AM »

tok true na your sef u dey tok abt.  Shocked Shocked. thank God u learnt a lesson however late it was.  Huh ???shey u don enter skul sha.abeg no carry your bad belle follow us.
sweetliet
Re: Charity Begins At School: Why Tobi Fail The Last Post Ume Exam:
« #4 on: October 23, 2009, 12:18 PM »

is dis a joke?  i forgot to laugh
Dumsy (f)
Re: Charity Begins At School: Why Tobi Fail The Last Post Ume Exam:
« #5 on: October 23, 2009, 12:28 PM »

i tried to laugh but couldnt.i think the guy really need a moral support or rather educational suport.
sweetliet
Re: Charity Begins At School: Why Tobi Fail The Last Post Ume Exam:
« #6 on: October 23, 2009, 12:51 PM »

c who is talking. u wey read "eze goes to school"
shayoor (f)
Re: Charity Begins At School: Why Tobi Fail The Last Post Ume Exam:
« #7 on: October 23, 2009, 04:03 PM »

 ;d
somubz (m)
Re: Charity Begins At School: Why Tobi Fail The Last Post Ume Exam:
« #8 on: October 24, 2009, 02:54 AM »

if you can not laugh then take honeyyyyyyyyy
PurestBoy (m)
Re: Charity Begins At School: Why Tobi Fail The Last Post Ume Exam:
« #9 on: October 24, 2009, 05:40 AM »

Not funny jare, the poster pls find another one
de-frico
Re: Charity Begins At School: Why Tobi Fail The Last Post Ume Exam:
« #10 on: October 25, 2009, 09:12 PM »

guy na wah u but na urself u ddey talk 2
kody-licky (f)
Re: Charity Begins At School: Why Tobi Fail The Last Post Ume Exam:
« #11 on: October 26, 2009, 09:41 AM »

sorry joke
 @ poster
keep trying u ll get there.
veravin
Re: Charity Begins At School: Why Tobi Fail The Last Post Ume Exam:
« #12 on: October 26, 2009, 11:51 AM »

where is laughter side of it.
I dont know what line to laugh about.
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