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tytylayor
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George W. Bush, in an airport lobby, noticed a man in a long flowing white robe with a long flowing white beard and flowing white hair. The man had a staff in one hand and some stone tablets under the other arm.
George W. approached the man and inquired, "Aren't you Moses."
The man ignored George W. and stared at the ceiling.
George W. positioned himself more directly in the man's view and asked again, "Aren't you Moses".
The man continued to peruse the ceiling.
George W. tugged at the man's sleeve and asked once again, "Aren't you Moses".
The man finally responded in an irritated voice, "Yes I am".
George W. asked him why he was so uppity and the man replied, "The last time a bush spoke to me I ended up spending forty years in the wilderness".
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nich (m)
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 LWKMD. luvly piece!
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flexystar (f)
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girl take it slow before u go wound person ribs.  |
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sylve11
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fuc k up, how r u?  |
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studio43 (m)
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Tyty wia de joke?
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Ben-10
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when you blind pass her ololumi.
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studio43 (m)
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Bring your babe and see if i wont spot her nipple out without her undressing na
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Ben-10
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My babe's nipples are under construction. Besides, I tot you are related to Moses.
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shayoor (f)
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hhhmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
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D1KeleVra (m)
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funny joke 
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tytylayor
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Tyty wia de joke?
check ya pant  when you blind pass her ololumi.
na u get your bend mouth o spiritual river niger
ya case don pass cele funny joke long time no read ya post |
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D1KeleVra (m)
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u say?
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donsponky (m)
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:d :d :d :d
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tytylayor
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errorful donsponge
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studio43 (m)
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Which one be don sponge again tori olorun? I bet na only yoruba guy fit answer dat kind name
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O.M.A
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nice 1 you've got there |
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D1KeleVra (m)
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no make the guy head start to dey swell o! na kpoto kpoto full him head. . . if it burst. . . no say i no tell u
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Lil Miss
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Abeg, moses de wear shoe, i wan no weda dat lobby na holy ground.
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studio43 (m)
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Lil miss how market today?
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D1KeleVra (m)
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she no sell. . . she arrive market ealy morning only to see she was the only on there. . . so she went home  she forget say today na environ.l day
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studio43 (m)
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I hate long stories dickele
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D1KeleVra (m)
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tell that to your local vendor maybe he can relay your message to the dailies
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Dunddy (m)
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ddddddddzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzdddddddzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz  *choke* w-a-t-errrrrrrrr! |
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studio43 (m)
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Dunddy how come u are so different from others?
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