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fredsmith
Ever Been Caught By Your Child Or Anyone Making Love?
« on: December 29, 2006, 12:01 AM »

My son creeped in on us one night when he was 3. We actually sleep together whenever we are together, since am not with him always, but when my girlfriend comes over he goes to his room, one night when we were in the act he came and crawled right into my side of the bed, my 'thing' shrinked.
Eurphoria (f)
Re: Ever Been Caught By Your Child Or Anyone Making Love?
« #1 on: December 29, 2006, 12:23 AM »

Yikes !!!! you want to be more careful some kids remember things as early as 3 you know.  Cheesy .
Anyway i have never been caught by a kid, or anyone------------***i hope*** Embarrassed
ZuluNation (m)
Re: Ever Been Caught By Your Child Or Anyone Making Love?
« #2 on: December 29, 2006, 12:27 AM »

I think that's why I'm so perverted, I must have seem my parents making out. Omg!! I'm doomed for life Angry
ikamefa (f)
Re: Ever Been Caught By Your Child Or Anyone Making Love?
« #3 on: December 29, 2006, 12:37 AM »

Quote from: ZuluNation on December 29, 2006, 12:27 AM
I think that's why I'm so perverted, I must have seem my parents making out. Omg!! I'm doomed for life Angry

Big bruv i salute oh!  Grin Grin Grin Grin


@topic  Embarrassed yes by my sister  Grin  Lips sealed
ZuluNation (m)
Re: Ever Been Caught By Your Child Or Anyone Making Love?
« #4 on: December 29, 2006, 12:42 AM »

My dear sister how your body. You Lucky our sister caught you, if that was me, I would have gone straight and told on you Angry Cheesy And how come I'm just finding out just now
kitaun (m)
Re: Ever Been Caught By Your Child Or Anyone Making Love?
« #5 on: December 29, 2006, 12:43 AM »

Zulu, methinks u need deliverance too, lol
ZuluNation (m)
Re: Ever Been Caught By Your Child Or Anyone Making Love?
« #6 on: December 29, 2006, 12:44 AM »

@zulu thanks kitaun for his advise*
ikamefa (f)
Re: Ever Been Caught By Your Child Or Anyone Making Love?
« #7 on: December 29, 2006, 12:48 AM »

Quote from: ZuluNation on December 29, 2006, 12:42 AM
My dear sister how your body. You Lucky our sister caught you, if that was me, I would have gone straight and told on you Angry Cheesy And how come I'm just finding out just now


was too scurred! i dey fear cane!  Cheesy
ZuluNation (m)
Re: Ever Been Caught By Your Child Or Anyone Making Love?
« #8 on: December 29, 2006, 12:54 AM »

You better be scared young lady, from now on no more fooling around till we find rich Doctor way go marry you
ikamefa (f)
Re: Ever Been Caught By Your Child Or Anyone Making Love?
« #9 on: December 29, 2006, 01:00 AM »

Quote from: ZuluNation on December 29, 2006, 12:54 AM
You better be scared young lady, from now on no more fooling around till we find rich Doctor way go marry you

 Cheesy ok!  Grin
ZuluNation (m)
Re: Ever Been Caught By Your Child Or Anyone Making Love?
« #10 on: December 29, 2006, 01:02 AM »

seat there the laugh first Angry I don talk am na only rich Americana Doctor go marry you.
ikamefa (f)
Re: Ever Been Caught By Your Child Or Anyone Making Love?
« #11 on: December 29, 2006, 01:04 AM »

Quote from: ZuluNation on December 29, 2006, 01:02 AM
seat there the laugh first Angry I don talk am na only rich Americana Doctor go marry you.

erhm! but bruv ! what if i like me a rich rough neck!  Grin  doctors are always on call 24/7  Grin
ZuluNation (m)
Re: Ever Been Caught By Your Child Or Anyone Making Love?
« #12 on: December 29, 2006, 01:08 AM »

Na rough neck we go chop, this rough neck how much does he make? can he build a mansion in the village. Abeg Ika no bring our family shame o!
ikamefa (f)
Re: Ever Been Caught By Your Child Or Anyone Making Love?
« #13 on: December 29, 2006, 01:10 AM »

Quote from: ZuluNation on December 29, 2006, 01:08 AM
Na rough neck we go chop, this rough neck how much does he make? can he build a mansion in the village. Abeg Ika no bring our family shame o!

erhm! wait make i go find out come  Tongue  Grin
ZuluNation (m)
Re: Ever Been Caught By Your Child Or Anyone Making Love?
« #14 on: December 29, 2006, 01:14 AM »

Horry my sister, all your mates  don buld masion for village.
diddy4 (m)
Re: Ever Been Caught By Your Child Or Anyone Making Love?
« #15 on: December 29, 2006, 01:27 AM »

nahhh, never. but i have caught or seen many in the act and i didnt bulge, just got my beer sat down and watched the free porn show. when they saw me there, some of them asked how long i have been there and i told them for like 20 mins, they just sighed and continued. wetin dey go do? u leave room come for living room dey show woman how to push up.  Grin
BlackMamba (m)
Re: Ever Been Caught By Your Child Or Anyone Making Love?
« #16 on: December 29, 2006, 03:57 AM »

Living at home as a teen, my mother once walked in on me on top of a woman.  Need I say that she went berserk, and almost had a heart attack.  At least she showed some decency, backing away from the room to allow the girl hurriedly dress up to leave.
layi (m)
Re: Ever Been Caught By Your Child Or Anyone Making Love?
« #17 on: December 29, 2006, 05:10 AM »

When i was 15 i sneeaked into the maid's room at about 2am. it was kind of easy strippin her, but just when i was gettin ready to insert my sim into the phone, na so mumsy enter. Wetin i wan talk? I was purely excuse-less, abi when the rooms come take merge na? E for no pain me much if i had eaten the apple, 
I surprisingly developed some kind of hatred for sex since then but i'm ok,

The closest i got my parents was "after-show". popsi zippin up, and mum retyin wrapper.
Eurphoria (f)
Re: Ever Been Caught By Your Child Or Anyone Making Love?
« #18 on: December 29, 2006, 05:12 AM »

Good God!!! talk about major trauma
ikamefa (f)
Re: Ever Been Caught By Your Child Or Anyone Making Love?
« #19 on: December 29, 2006, 05:19 AM »

Quote from: layi on December 29, 2006, 05:10 AM
When i was 15 i sneeaked into the maid's room at about 2am. it was kind of easy strippin her, but just when i was gettin ready to insert my sim into the phone, na so mumsy enter. Wetin i wan talk? I was purely excuse-less, abi when the rooms come take merge na? E for no pain me much if i had eaten the apple,
I surprising develop some kind of hatred for sex since then but i'm ok,

The closest i got my parents was "after-show". popsi zippin up, and mum retyin wrapper.

eeeyah! pele!  you must have received the best  ca-inning  of your life!  Grin  Grin  Grin
diddy4 (m)
Re: Ever Been Caught By Your Child Or Anyone Making Love?
« #20 on: December 29, 2006, 06:05 AM »

Quote from: layi on December 29, 2006, 05:10 AM
When i was 15 i sneeaked into the maid's room at about 2am. it was kind of easy strippin her, but just when i was gettin ready to insert my sim into the phone, na so mumsy enter. Wetin i wan talk? I was purely excuse-less, abi when the rooms come take merge na? E for no pain me much if i had eaten the apple, 
I surprising develop some kind of hatred for sex since then but i'm ok,

The closest i got my parents was "after-show". popsi zippin up, and mum retyin wrapper.

kai, i can't imagine what they did to you that day.
LanreDaMan (m)
Re: Ever Been Caught By Your Child Or Anyone Making Love?
« #21 on: December 29, 2006, 09:41 AM »

"When i was 15 i sneeaked into the maid's room at about 2am. it was kind of easy strippin her, but just when i was gettin ready to insert my sim into the phone, na so mumsy enter. Wetin i wan talk? I was purely excuse-less,

My  Maternal cousin tried that shit once  My mom Beat him from Lagos to Mecca and back
(He was 23 at the time)
They Sent the Girl Packing too (Dad Never Knew why)

Eurphoria (f)
Re: Ever Been Caught By Your Child Or Anyone Making Love?
« #22 on: December 30, 2006, 12:56 AM »

ROFLMAO
hot-angel (f)
Re: Ever Been Caught By Your Child Or Anyone Making Love?
« #23 on: December 30, 2006, 03:35 AM »

Quote from: LanreDaMan on December 29, 2006, 09:41 AM
"When i was 15 i sneeaked into the maid's room at about 2am. it was kind of easy strippin her, but just when i was gettin ready to insert my sim into the phone, na so mumsy enter. Wetin i wan talk? I was purely excuse-less,

 My  Maternal cousin tried that shit once  My mom Beat him from Lagos to Mecca and back
(He was 23 at the time)
They Sent the Girl Packing too (Dad Never Knew why)


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 Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy

@ Layi, aren't you just happy your mom caught you? If she hadn't you know you would have just had sex for no reason then.
mukina2 (f)
Re: Ever Been Caught By Your Child Or Anyone Making Love?
« #24 on: December 30, 2006, 01:12 PM »

ika and euphoria . .i know where you find you two
erm . .how come miss nuts is not here . .


@topic  .well .erm . .erm . .erm Grin Grin
Eurphoria (f)
Re: Ever Been Caught By Your Child Or Anyone Making Love?
« #25 on: December 30, 2006, 01:15 PM »

Muki  !!!! how are yah my luvv? 


errm errm   -----i don't know  Grin
mukina2 (f)
Re: Ever Been Caught By Your Child Or Anyone Making Love?
« #26 on: December 30, 2006, 01:20 PM »

haa euphoria . .i dey well well Grin Cheesy

i don't know o ,  ern . .erm . .erm . .wait let me ask . , ika . .she'll know Grin Grin
Eurphoria (f)
Re: Ever Been Caught By Your Child Or Anyone Making Love?
« #27 on: December 30, 2006, 01:29 PM »

why would Ika know? please is she there when you doing the business?  Tongue  so have you been caught madam
ikamefa (f)
Re: Ever Been Caught By Your Child Or Anyone Making Love?
« #28 on: December 30, 2006, 05:52 PM »

Quote from: mukina2 on December 30, 2006, 01:20 PM
haa euphoria . .i dey well well Grin Cheesy

i don't know o , ern . .erm . .erm . .wait let me ask . , ika . .she'll know Grin Grin


 Shocked huh? muki i was not there oh!  Shocked

but erhm! do tell! have you even been caught?  Tongue
mukina2 (f)
Re: Ever Been Caught By Your Child Or Anyone Making Love?
« #29 on: December 30, 2006, 08:07 PM »

Quote from: Eurphoria on December 30, 2006, 01:29 PM
why would Ika know? please is she there when you doing the business? Tongue so have you been caught madam


she was peeping Grin Grin .erm . .erm . .erm . .i was  well . . . Grin


Quote from: ikamefa on December 30, 2006, 05:52 PM
Shocked huh? muki i was not there oh! Shocked

but erhm! do tell! have you even been caught? Tongue

look at this masturbators  o . . . . .my 15 kids nor fit see me sef . . .
have i been caught . .well once peeping at ika Grin
ikamefa (f)
Re: Ever Been Caught By Your Child Or Anyone Making Love?
« #30 on: December 31, 2006, 01:36 AM »

Quote from: mukina2 on December 30, 2006, 08:07 PM

she was peeping Grin Grin .erm . .erm . .erm . .i was well . . . Grin


look at this masturbators o . . . . .my 15 kids nor fit see me sef . . .
have i been caught . .well once peeping at ika Grin

yeah right! you and that your beady eyes?  Grin
sammyjl (f)
Re: Ever Been Caught By Your Child Or Anyone Making Love?
« #31 on: January 08, 2007, 02:15 PM »

 Tongue Yeah, 1nce, my boyfriend's cousin walked opened the door maybe thining we weren't buzy. She wanted my boyfriend to drop her at the mall, later. I was so embarassed as we all had to escort her.
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