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Far be it u thinkin am a kind of of wacky,insane crazy bloke,am livin pretty with conversation goin inside my head, don't bother to find a cure, 4 am in good company with Jesus and apostle Paul my bloved mentor.Today they took me along the dusty roads of 2000yrs ago Palestine cities,suddenly i found myself before the former office of Apostle Mathew loo there sat behind the tax collection office table a stern looking Roman tax collector,though as a Nigerian who alwaz find it uncomfortable of paying taxes i quickly turn away and head towards the former tavern of Mary Magdalene, true to type she spread a warm table filled with hot roasted bread and winter chilled red wine ahaaaaaaah sat down to have myself a jolly good time just at the middle of this,Paul came in took some few bit of this and that,and said to me oh man the time remaining is reduced procced to samaria,damascus,lystra for the gospel shall be said HIT THE ROAD JACK.I remembered the P SQUAREZ
Right now Mummar Ghadafi,Fidel Castro,Julius Nyerere,Murtala Mohhamed,Billy Gates,All the Ibrus Clans,Dangotes,Dantatas,Richard Branson,George Soros,Emegwali's of this world are now gathered inside my head for a typical rowdy conversations,oh sorry,not to recognise the persons of Mozart,Chopin,Beethoven,Strauss,Brahms African Chinas,Lagbajas who are setting and fine tunning their instruments, MAN am going to have myself a hot session,my brain is steaming to over 1000 degrees centigrade STAY TUNED FOR THE AFTERMATH OF THESE MIXED GARTHERING
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8oracle (m)
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The heated nature of the conversation took a different turn,4 uninvited but highly recognised personalities crashed in, it just happened that the opening music by african china is about to belt out hiz popular tune, i don't really know which but i presumed, mister president or our eyez don clear,suddenly Prezido Obasanjo,in company with chukwuma soludo,that his chop no show for bodi frank nweke,daddy showkey,charles taylor,jerry rawlings kwame nkrumah,and some ajegunle chief area boyz and fathers,i jsut cannot understand these kind of mixed motley crue kind of association.
Remember and can u really feel for me what re taking place inside my head,honestly it going to be conversations of the deaf,how i wish paul simon and garfunkel re also here to play Sound of silence.
Oh but wait a minute,looking in from outside my medula oblongata, these conversation is meant to be off the camera, see there tons of news men and women came in droves,the cnns,voas,bbcs,aits,ntas,timesinternational,newsweek,voice of china,congo,somali,south,africa,mad crewz of journalists these and that.
Man these is really getting prettier and prettier am sitting back to hear the opening speech by fidel castro,and billy gates talk of globalisation,ohooo God almighty the lights are flickering, our gsm networks are registering network over load, waz happenin.These thinz do not ratlle me, i have my thuraya and i pass my neighbour 600kw mad sounding gen set,ok sorry u re not favored in diz way. Stay tight by the side for the xplosive jam session
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8oracle (m)
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Understaing what 1000degrees centigrade means will lead you into the deep converfusion or conversation going on right insie the core of my head,they results stands out that what i hear can be in form of dream, vision, trance,most often atimes i do mixed up facts,get confused about all whole load of buthlezi.So if you beleive any aota of things i says,it there shows you onus of claiming to be roundly insane is yours for keeps.
Damn it what re my saying when serious businesses re at hand,and VIPs are waiting to discuss some important converfusion,sorry conversations that will confuse your life,i see crazy things that means alot of things.
Uninvited quest crashin into my pendulum of fulcrum in equilibrum of my medula oblangata re delaying thinz,Can you imagine! what is he called Niagar roy,or is it Niagros Raw,suddenly without notice jumped on stage playing what sounds to be Obodo idelugo nuoo! why not.When outside looking into my deepest afternooon vision,Uba Chris,or Chris Uba of Amagunze of Otuocha in Nkpor Junction LGA,Adebidu or Adebitu of ladoja of ibadanland of kogi state,all thuggery political stewdent delight arrived at the venue in a stretched limousine with George Bush of Arizona,Valdmir Putin of China,Tony Blair of Naze of Nekede in Isukwato State,haba anything can happen! I approached my beloved friend Uba Chris to translate, diz niaga roy,or negros raw or what you may call him song, he told me that, that song in engliz means The Town Is Set Highly Tight meaning it could be for scattering,or anythinz u may imagine of ur own.before he could finish this statement, wonders of all wonders surfaced, My good ol friends Mobutu Sese Seko,and Ferdinand Marcos arrived with their wives, I love diz guys, they helped in corrupting me roundly through fronting biz deals worth $500,000,000,000 with this kind of of cold breathing cash i can buy 120million Nuhu Ribaduz.(Jah No Say I Fear No Babylon Cities police) all di sem am happy to see them once again so them too,we will have alot to talk of and about.
By the way, this gadaring needs a chairman,it is obvious am to be chosen considering my age (if in doubt see my profile) Julius Nyerere adopted my been chairman,Too i am fully dressed for the occasion, see me in my power dress Bespoke suit baby feather wool from Saville Row selected store in bond street london sic £12,000.Soft Rhino skin mixed with aligator underbelly skin shoes from Churchills cost £3150,Cool Blue Silk shirt from Tombalini cost $770 hand made string tie and belt out of stock from Bill Bass £250 excluding VAT, My Super Tank 500metre water resistant rolex specially made for me i can't say the price here,some girlz and blokes of Nairaland may ran crazieeeeeeeeeeee at ojuelegba of idu karumo in ngwaland Yes.Naiga Raw is still playing.I have to stop him short, my friendz, re becoming highly uncomfortable,Julius Nyerere is itching to go, I boomed with my baritone voice,
Dear Gentlemen and Ladiz,welcome Zublin Mehta play and conduct Peter Tchaikovsky's Symphony NO 6 IN B MINOR OP 74 (Nutcracker Waltz of the flowers) Seconded by JS BACH (Ode to joy, in quick succession to Jesus the joy of mankind) .What a welcome relief, enough of poor man's angry music.
Julius got up and told me chairman, because of urgent issues at hand in Arusha,my presence at this converfusion is to ask of you to approve a Tanzanian to be the secretary of UN, i said capital NO,i gave him the deputy post to consider he accepted and got it,and procceds to trek to Arusha(Remenber when he was a president he could only afford a biycycle, hiz treeking home is as a result delay a of cycle repairer in our market square over spare parts unavailability) through Okrika waterside in Nembe rivers of Bendel State,Immediately afta diz,thinz took a dreadful cold turn,PLEASE THE TOWN IS HIGHLY SET TIGHTLY, THE VILLAGE SQUARE IS MIXED WITH IRON PARTICLES.fIDEL Castro i about to take the centre stage and am goin to chairman hiz rouse rambling speeches correctly with heavy editing
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8oracle (m)
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I really do not understand what this Mr Castro is saying, maybe he misunderstood our garthering as an avenue of discussing the many unsolved problems of the poor. But as the chairman of thiz converfusion, am powerfully given the authority to veto and impose my opinion to everyone having this converfusion of conversation that will ruin your good mental state, which will make you a good inmate of Aro.
You can't imagine Mr Castro speaking on the subject of food problems of the poor of this world, see how the converfusion went.
Mr Castro,Dear comrades! comrades!comrades! The obvious matter on hand is solving the problem of hunger and having the will to set a decree to aleviate, I interupted
8oracle, Mr fidel, i want o bring it to your notice that all of us here are far from being addressed as comrade, we re core capitalist, Mind carefully how you use some word here, it making many of us unease, from henceforth,instead of saying hunger use food insecurity.Richmen like us are not faring better when it comes to matter of food.There is a huge rounds of appalause.
Mr Fidel, But chairman the issue at hand is so serious that since the so caled blockade of my country, many of my comrades are dying and this problem of hunger, am sorry food insecurity is,
8oracle Mr fidel, I see and many here can testify that aint no blocks around your comrades,or are you saying the carribean sea can now be referred as blocks for building? Another round of applause
8oracle, Mr Fidel, let me conclude what you have in mind and in the crazy minds of all of us here, Richmen like us are highly treatened by food insecurity by the so called poor people, don't you know that many of us here don't eat unless our doctor give one medication or the other,we have so much excess that the poor around us are greatly benefitting from our lack of feeling hunger, and they are always. if you read the bible i know you don't but at least you can agree with what it says.Ecclesiastes chapter 5 vs 11 which says When good things becomes amny, those eating thmen certainly becomes many, And what advantage is there to the grand owner of them,except looking at them wwith his eyes.
Mr Castro, My chairman my blood have ran cold, am afraid of alot i have accumulated, henceforth let it be decreed that No poor many or his children shall eat chicken,milk,ice cream, or be permitted to venture into Mr Biggs, Tanterlizers,all goddamn good food eating places, and it was also decreed that No poor man or his children shall be seen anywhere 20kilometre of any luxurious hotels,Inn,Motels etc, And it was highly adopted. Commotion started Suddenly Fela Anikulakpo jump on stage playing VIP Which when translated mean Very Important Personality In Power. Any other translation other than this is urs.THE TOWN IS SET HIGHLY TIGHT FOR SCARTTERING IN THE ARENA
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8oracle (m)
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The fact is we don't really know why Obasanjo want to speak up, i diz midst of katakata or roforofo of fela music, anchor to dead bodi get akisident yepah or something me in pesron no unastand, Do you and our wives,ok
Prezido OBJ: Mr Chairman I want to speak on the issue of corruption by this i mean we have to lay our hammer on the common
8oracle: Mr OBJ please hold it there, there re no common enemies here, please reframe your words properly
Mr Frank Nweke Jnr: Chairman what the Prezido want ot say is
8oracle: Mr Nweke or Nwankwo allow the Mr Obj to say thinz for himself.
Mr OBJ: Clears his throat,Corruption as a matter of fact is a common enemies we should direct our political will to fight and
8oracle: Mr OBJ, what corruption re you talking about? Moral or Money misuse?
Mr OBJ: Financial or money corruption thats the essence of my govt in setting up the EFFC and by this outfit we can
8oracle: please political choose you words carefuly, You re embrassing me and my long time friends here we re all corrupt in one way or the order
Mr Nweke: Mr Chaairman what the prezido means in actual sense is not financial corruption as per see, rather on how to address individual putting their hands into the coffers of the govt, taking money to enjoy themselves, i hope henceforth the prezido will use the term financial misappropiation, or money spent but not properly recorded, maybe got missing along kubwa, or kabisa road.
lights went out, thunder and lighting occur loo darkness and thick gloom descends on our converfusion and a decree was adopted.
8oracle: Ndewo nna gi muru gi nkeoma, ina eyiti mmonwu ana akwa aka.Earthquake and heavy down pour on me. Nigerians that how your cruel comedy went.
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