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kemisuga (f)
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A popular motivational speaker was entertaining his audience. "The happiest time of my life were spent in the arms of another man's wife!"
The audience was in silence and shock. He completed it with a triumphant smile:"My mother!" The laughter and applause that followed this was deafening.
A week later, a top manager trained by the motivational speaker tried to crack this very effective joke at home. Unfortunately for him, he was a bit foggy after a couple of drinks. He said loudly to his wife, who was preparing dinner, "the happiest time of my life were spent in the arms of another man's wife!"
The wife went "What!" With shock and rage. Standing there for 20 seconds trying to recall the second half of the joke, the manager finally blurted out ", and I cant remember who she was!"
By the time the manager regained his consciousness, he was on a hospital bed nursing burns from boiling water.
Moral of the story: If you cant paste, dont copy!
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tytylayor
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like u just did
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kemisuga (f)
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@ tyty na u sabi  |
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studio43 (m)
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Your best aint good enough poster. Keep trying ok
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Ben-10
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but Ctrl V is easier than Ctrl C
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Ben-10
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you're stale yourself
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donsponky (m)
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that joke no follow at all, i wonder were you copy am from  |
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studio43 (m)
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I think sey na only me dey see am sef lol
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Abbey_city (f)
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i b wan read d story b4 but wit all those comments!!! i no go read am |
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studio43 (m)
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Stop making it look as if u can read jare
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Abbey_city (f)
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if i can't read, thn hw com u can write??
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tytylayor
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abbeycity, where u been dey?
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nich (m)
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Posted by: tytylayor like u just did ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Posted by: kemisuga @ tyty na u sabi ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Posted by: Kunbee  ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Posted by: studio43 Your best aint good enough poster. Keep trying ok ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Posted by: Ben-10 but Ctrl V is easier than Ctrl C ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Posted by: studio43 Stale ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Posted by: Ben-10 you're stale yourself --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Posted by: donsponky that joke no follow at all, i wonder were you copy am from -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Posted by: studio43 I think sey na only me dey see am sef lol ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Posted by: Abbey_city i b wan read d story b4 but wit all those comments!!! i no go read am ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Posted by: studio43 Stop making it look as if u can read jare --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Posted by: Abbey_city if i can't read, thn hw com u can write?? ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Posted by: tytylayor abbeycity, where u been dey? ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------  |
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tytylayor
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wetin be your problem?  |
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nich (m)
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Posted by: kemisuga @ tyty na u sabi |
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tytylayor
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may my God see u thru
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nich (m)
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Posted by: Kunbee |
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Kenny_G (m)
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A popular motivational speaker was entertaining his audience. "The happiest time of my life were spent in the arms of another man's wife!"
The audience was in silence and shock. He completed it with a triumphant smile:"My mother!" The laughter and applause that followed this was deafening.
A week later, a top manager trained by the motivational speaker tried to crack this very effective joke at home. Unfortunately for him, he was a bit foggy after a couple of drinks. He said loudly to his wife, who was preparing dinner, "the happiest time of my life were spent in the arms of another man's wife!"
The wife went "What!" With shock and rage. Standing there for 20 seconds trying to recall the second half of the joke, the manager finally blurted out ", and I cant remember who she was!"
By the time the manager regained his consciousness, he was on a hospital bed nursing burns from boiling water.
Moral of the story: If you cant paste, dont copy!
funny |
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tytylayor
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u sure?  |
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nich (m)
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Posted by: studio43
I think sey na only me dey see am sef lol
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Abbey_city (f)
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@joke lol dat man must b Studio!!!! @Tyty omo i dey o!!!!! i dey 4wia u kip me. . . . hw bory?  |
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tytylayor
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u sure say na wia i kip u u stay? d last time i checked u were not there, how parole
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IFELEKE (m)
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poster, i dey suspect you, you sure say you no dey talk from experience?  good one,put more effort  |
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Abbey_city (f)
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u sure say na wia i kip u u stay? d last time i checked u were not there, how parole
but i told u i wnt to d toilet kitchen thn!!! av u 4gtton? parole: fyn o we thnk God!!!! |
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nich (m)
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Posted by: Kunbee |
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Abbey_city (f)
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@nich
Hope nothing?
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nich (m)
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they said copy & paste so Posted by: studio43 I think sey na only me dey see am sef lol nothin do u o jare |
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tytylayor
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nich is not ok, i'm dead sure
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nich (m)
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Posted by: tytylayor may my God see u thru Posted by: IFELEKE poster, i dey suspect you, you sure say you no dey talk from experience? good one,put more effort |
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kemisuga (f)
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9ice already said it - "Photcopy ko easy" All una wey dey blame me, abeg post una own make we laugh |
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