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Shady Deal (m)
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Hello fellow Nairalanders. Please in need help. Recently, the pastor of the church i currently attend was changed and a new pastor, much younger than the former has taken over. This young man, though very handsome does not have any other message than to preach against sex. I have not been able to sleep with any girl for eight days now since this man took over. He is killing my sex life and my friends and I intend to change church and look for a little more sexy church. Pls kindly recommend any sexy church to me before the man ruins me. For all I know, he may be an Okobo (impotent) man and I dont want him to make me the same. Pls Help!!!
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mrperfect (m)
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I have not have sex for six hours, to me is like ages, your own is a whole eight days I pity for your oo.
Don't worry NL will attend to your case because this is serious.
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sexyLeamon (f)
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Hello fellow Nairalanders. Please in need help. Recently, the pastor of the church i currently attend was changed and a new pastor, much younger than the former has taken over. This young man, though very handsome does not have any other message than to preach against sex. I have not been able to sleep with any girl for eight days now since this man took over. He is killing my sex life and my friends and I intend to change church and look for a little more sexy church. Pls kindly recommend any sexy church to me before the man ruins me. For all I know, he may be an Okobo (impotent) man and I dont want him to make me the same. Pls Help!!!
sexy church loooolzzz I don die you nor serious at all  |
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Shady Deal (m)
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@Sexy Leamon pls which church do you attend? This is not a laughing matter o. If you dare attend our service once, all your sexiness will vamoose. Infact your name will change from Sexy Leamon to "Anti-sex" Leamon. If i cannot get a recommendation, i might as well go with my old pastor. They say the devil you know,
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sexyLeamon (f)
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@Sexy Leamon pls which church do you attend? This is not a laughing matter o. If you dare attend our service once, all your sexiness will vamoose. Infact your name will change from Sexy Leamon to "Anti-sex" Leamon. If i cannot get a recommendation, i might as well go with my old pastor. They say the devil you know,
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Spyker
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Are you for real or this is a joke. Poster, please where is the church located, i think that is where i belong. Oya, give me the address because i dey come there with 5,000 ladies to seduce that man, chikena
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dgreatrock (m)
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My God this is laughable. It should be in the jokes section
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dgreatrock (m)
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@Sexy
why are you crying naa?
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sexyLeamon (f)
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crying or laughing?
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dgreatrock (m)
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O! sorry baby! Isnt this topic laughable?
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yemstrad (m)
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crying or laughing?
LOL. U were actually crying and rolling on the floor |
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sexyLeamon (f)
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O! sorry baby! Isnt this topic laughable?
you bet! LOL. U were actually crying and rolling on the floor o well |
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yemstrad (m)
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o well
I meant from his interpretation ni. But in real sense eh, u were laughing and rolling on the floor at the same time. |
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zuuby (m)
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I meant from his interpretation ni. But in real sense eh, u were laughing and rolling on the floor at the same time. she has to. SEX CHURCH ! ! ! |
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sexyLeamon (f)
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she has to.
SEX CHURCH ! ! !
thank u love I can see you have good sense of humor also. who wouldn't laugh to something like dat. |
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dgreatrock (m)
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@Poster
First, Are you a Christian?
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mrperfect (m)
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I think he is, that is why he is in the church in the first place and needed another which will help him out.
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Shady Deal (m)
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@dgreatrock - what is wrong with you? You ask if am a christian? Who are the people that go to church? Who has need of pastor? Atheists? Wake up man and read your Bible!
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dgreatrock (m)
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@dgreatrock - what is wrong with you? You ask if am a christian? Who are the people that go to church? Who has need of pastor? Atheists? Wake up man and read your Bible!
1. Will a Christian indulge in pre/extra marital sex? 2. Will a Christian not obey the biblical injunctions which the pastor preaches/teaches? 3. Are you really reading your bible? Pls furnish us with your answers |
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tayoccu (m)
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synagogue of all nations
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Shady Deal (m)
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@dgreatrock
1. Are all those indulging in pre/extra marital sex animists?
2. Is preaching against sex the only message a pastor is asked to preached? I mean is that the only thing he learnt in the seminary?
3. i read my Bible more than you do. The flesh is weak and the spirit is willing!
Two questions for you deaddog or what did u call your name;
1. Are you a fake christian or a true christian?
1. What are you doing in this segment of NL?
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jay bee (m)
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grrrrrrhhhhhhhhhhh GBAM another classic from dramaland. Ask wale.star |
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dgreatrock (m)
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You are laughable, bro.
A christian has his vows. There are standards required of him by God. If you are truly reading your bible, you will agree with me that we are commanded by the Apostle Paul to flee fornication Agreed?
Again, we are commanded having been given the holy Spirit, to have as one of His gifts, self control.
i believe the Pope do have urges to have sex (Roman Catholics, no offence intended), but he must control himself as to obey the Lord.
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dgreatrock (m)
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Again, the Pastor hammering on that subject could mean the Holy Spirit speaking through him to the likes of you whom the devil might be deceiving to fornicate, thereby leading such to everlasting condemnation.
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dgreatrock (m)
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Finally,
I ll say, stop deceiving yourself, you are not a Christian yet, but a Church Goer. A Christian is not one who just attend church on sundays, but do the will of God.
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sexyLeamon (f)
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okkkk this has taken a different turn.
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Shady Deal (m)
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@dgreatrock
Thanks. But you did not answer my two questions. from your sermonaisation, you sound like the pastor am trying to do away with. Who knows, you may also be an okobo. By the way, I know you enjoy your pastor's sermon. thats why you could be talking to me. if you cant recommend a sexy church, go to religion section pls.
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Shady Deal (m)
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Nobody here should preach to me pls. And don't derail my thread pls.
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dgreatrock (m)
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Then change your statement and topic  |
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dgreatrock (m)
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Two questions for you deaddog or what did u call your name; Why the name calling naa? 1. Are you a fake christian or a true christian? A true Christian (Born Again) What are you doing in this segment of NL? To help folks like you see the light |
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Donpuzo
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Ya, Change topic,
Wait a minute, do you wan't the pastor, to encourage sex among singles, That's fornication, xcept you dislike the bible tooo,
Gueess you mean the sex preaching is too much? Right?
Ok an idea leave the church, Many church dey na,
But left for me, i will stick there,
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tpia.
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if the pastor is disturbing your fornicating lifestyle then switch churches nah abi whats holding you.
Find a church where they encourage casual sex.
and who says its only porn addicts that can be in sexuality section?
I mean, its not like I come here all the time but una sabi dominate.
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