Joke Of The Day!

A fleeing Taliban, desperate for water, was plodding through the Afghan
desert when he saw something far off in the distance. Hoping to find water,
he hurried toward the oasis, only to find a little old Jewish man at a small
stand, selling ties. The Taliban asked, "Do you have water?" The Jewish
man replied, "I have no water. Would you like to buy a tie? They are only
£5." The Taliban shouted, "Idiot! I do not need an over-priced tie. I need
water! I should kill you, but I must find water first! "OK," said the old
Jewish man, "It does not matter that you do not want to buy a tie and that
you hate me. I will show you that I am bigger than that. If you continue
over that hill to the east for about two miles, you will find a lovely
restaurant. It has all the ice cold water you need. Shalom." Cursing, the
Taliban staggered away over the hill. Several hours later he staggered
back, almost dead & said "Your ****ing brother won't let me in without a tie!"