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xynerio (m)
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I was sent to buy fresh pepper one saturday morning, that was about 13-14 year back. After purchasing, I open the nylon and was playing with one pepper to the extent of bringing out the seeds in it. When I got home I have my mum the other and went away with one pepper. I did not feel anything until I was pressed and decided to urinate. I used that same finger to hold to cap of my dik and that was when the drama began. ''mummy! Mummy! my thing is on fire'' I was running and she was chasing me. What is on fire? She asked. Those days we dont know the english name for dik. So I told her '' my prick dey hot me''. She looked at my hands and found out it was pepper that caused it. She quickly took me in and apply vasline on it. Oh! my sweet mother.
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Engr T (m)
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@poster
who let u to d pc, cos u've never post any reasonable tin
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studio43 (m)
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Engr T , U know the guy too well lol
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xynerio (m)
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Engr T. What is reasonable here on NL. Go to sexuality, romance and even jokes section and show me which one is reasonable. Abeg go play for shit.
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xynerio (m)
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Engr T. What is reasonable here on NL. Go to sexuality, romance and even jokes section and show me which one is reasonable. Abeg go play for shit.
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studio43 (m)
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Working hard to impress
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sylve11
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Engr T , U know the guy too well lol
u again?   |
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Ben-10
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Engr T. What is reasonable here on NL. Go to sexuality, romance and even jokes section and show me which one is reasonable. Abeg go play for shit.
you talk true jare. . .nothing is reasonable  |
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studio43 (m)
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Clear jare lol
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kabola2009 (m)
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so how your dik dey do now?
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Engr T (m)
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@xynerio
i will only agree 2 play for shit if u'll agree 2 format your brain cos there're lot of virus in it
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studio43 (m)
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I thought as much lol
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xynerio (m)
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Una real papa there! . Na una get brain flu |
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rokiatu (f)
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the title got me laughing Ha! Ha! My Penis Is On Fire. lol |
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Jeovy (m)
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some guys deserve flogging
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tytylayor
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No. 1- Jeogravy
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nich (m)
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 what da . . . ? @ op, wetin u dey insinuate? 
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sylve11
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some guys deserve flogging
shey be?  |
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xynerio (m)
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shey be? Na you dey gym abi? oya come flog ALIKA |
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studio43 (m)
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You and the ALIKA u just recommended for flogging have somethhng in common
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romsky
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na real wa 4 Nlders
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