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DON FASZY (m)
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A wife catches her husband masturbating under the shower and approaches him. The husband:
- Oh dear, it was so dirty that I had to rub it so hard, it almost hurts!
While making love, he says:
- Darling, let's do 68!
- 68??? What's that?
- You do it to me and I'll owe you one.
Wife and husband have bought condoms with different flavours.
- Darling, I will turn off the light, put one on and you guess the flavour.
As soon as he turns off the light, she takes it in the mouth and says:
- Gorgonzola!
- Wait, it is not on yet.
Two friends:
- Tonight I am going to organize a group sex session in my apartment. Do you want to come?
- Of course! How many people are coming?
- Three, if you bring your girlfriend.
A little boy asked his mother:
- Mummy, why are you white and I am black?
- Don’t even ask me that, when I remember that party, , you are lucky that you don’t bark.
One woman stops a taxi.
- To the airport, please.
After ten minutes the taxi driver, watching the woman in the mirror, says:
- You are third pregnant woman that I have driven to the airport today.
- Are you kidding me, I am not pregnant.
- Well, you haven’t arrived to the airport yet neither.
One man calls emergency:
- Come immediately, my little son has swallowed a condom!
After five minutes, the same man calls back:
- It is OK, I found another one.
Pinocchio talks to Gepetto:
- Daddy my privates is all jagged and crooked so I have no success with girls.
- You know, my son, I didn’t care too much about that detail, but that should not be a problem. Go to the shop, take a sandpaper and fix it.
After some time, Gepetto asks Pinocchio:
- Well, did you resolve the problem with the girls?
- Daddy, since I got the sandpaper who needs the girls anymore.
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studio43 (m)
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Sex starved moda4ucker.
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DON FASZY (m)
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@studio43
am sure u'r referin 2 your fadafucker
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Ben-10
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One man calls emergency: - Come immediately, my little son has swallowed a condom! After five minutes, the same man calls back: - It is OK, I found another one.  ewu |
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studio43 (m)
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Kudi u too like to commit errors sef
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sylve11
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who be kudi again?  |
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studio43 (m)
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Abi na kumbee the fulani gurl dey answer sef
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Kunbee
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Kudi u too like to commit errors sef
No be my fault oo na my server dey FU and its Kunbee  Abi na kumbee the fulani gurl dey answer sef
And FYI i am Yoruba |
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studio43 (m)
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If u are yoruba then u are at the right place o jare, Omo eko gan gan le mi. Ba wo lonse lo? Lol whatever,
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studio43 (m)
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Mili welcome, are we safe?
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sylve11
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No, i dey very close your kaban with AK47  |
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studio43 (m)
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U no tell me sey u don become our newly employed gateman
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Abbey_city (f)
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@poster
your tin story too long jor
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sylve11
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U no tell me sey u don become our newly employed gateman
@least e better Kongis boy like u |
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DON FASZY (m)
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@mykali
Y IT IS FUNNI
COS,ITS ALL BOUT SEX RIGHT?
UNA TYPE SEF
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mykali
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and how about you who posted the jokes?
maybe studio's first comment was right afterall 
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studio43 (m)
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Lol cant shout
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DON FASZY (m)
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@ ;Dmykali
he is jus retarded with probs that u have, u r his brodafucker
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studio43 (m)
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Te hehehe Don Faszy don kolo i swear
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bashy_demy
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when it come to sex we see all of una here una too like dat thin
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Abbey_city (f)
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stp posting error jor when it come to sex we see all of una here una too like dat thin
iwo unko?? |
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sylve11
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Abbey! |
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somubz (m)
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Prof. Abbey no long thin,
the guy needs to be taught some grammartical rules,
TEACH HAMMMMMM
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2Direct (m)
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comot for road jor
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