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adiona (f)
She Thinks I Am A Lesbian: Pls Help Me
« on: October 28, 2009, 09:31 AM »

HI GUYS THERE'S THIS NEXT DOOR NIGBHOUR DAT JUST FLEW IN FROM SPAIN, SHE WON'T LET ME BE, SHE STRTD WIF COMING VERY CLOSE TO MUAH DEN WE BECAME BEST OF FREINDS, SHE SHOWERS MUAH WIF LOTS OF GIFTS, BUYS MUAH PANTIES AND LOTS OF OTHER GOODIES, NW SHE WANTS MUAH TO BE HER LESBIAN PAL, I TOLD HER DAT AM NT A LESBIAN, SHE SAYS IT'S A LIE DAT MA LOOKS AND CHARACTER SAYS IT ALL, AND THAT I DNT AVE A BOYFRND, I TRIED 2 LT HER UNDASTAND DAT MY BOO IS NT IN 9JA, THAT HE'S IN SCHOOL, THIS GURL WONT LT MUAH BE, YESTER9YT SHE TRIED TO KISS MUAH, THE ODA TIME I WENT TO VISIT HER SHE WAS ASKING MUAH TO HAVE SEX WIF HER WHICH I REJECTED, DEN  SHE STRTED CRYING, GUYS TLL MUAH HW TO GT RID OF THIS GURL, AM SO WORRIED, SHE'S 25YRS OLD OOOOO
Godmother (f)
Re: She Finks Am A Lesbian: Pls Help Muah
« #1 on: October 28, 2009, 11:15 AM »

Quote from: adiona on October 28, 2009, 09:31 AM
HI GUYS THERE'S THIS NEXT DOOR NIGBHOUR DAT JUST FLEW IN FROM SPAIN, SHE WON'T LET ME BE, SHE STRTD WIF COMING VERY CLOSE TO MUAH DEN WE BECAME BEST OF FREINDS, SHE SHOWERS MUAH WIF LOTS OF GIFTS, BUYS MUAH PANTIES AND LOTS OF OTHER GOODIES, NW SHE WANTS MUAH TO BE HER LESBIAN PAL, I TOLD HER DAT AM NT A LESBIAN, SHE SAYS IT'S A LIE DAT MA LOOKS AND CHARACTER SAYS IT ALL, AND THAT I DNT AVE A BOYFRND, I TRIED 2 LT HER UNDASTAND DAT MY BOO IS NT IN 9JA, THAT HE'S IN SCHOOL, THIS GURL WONT LT MUAH BE, YESTER9YT SHE TRIED TO KISS MUAH, THE ODA TIME I WENT TO VISIT HER SHE WAS ASKING MUAH TO HAVE SEX WIF HER WHICH I REJECTED, DEN  SHE STRTED CRYING, GUYS TLL MUAH HW TO GT RID OF THIS GURL, AM SO WORRIED, SHE'S 25YRS OLD OOOOO

Tell her straight up that you are not and if she persists then threaten to expose her to the world. And in the mean time, stop visiting her and accepting her gifts, for Godsakes. Dont allow greed put you in a sitation that is unpleasant
Tstark
Re: She Finks Am A Lesbian: Pls Help Muah
« #2 on: October 28, 2009, 02:54 PM »

Quote
Quote from: adiona on October 28, 2009, 09:31 AM
HI GUYS THERE'S THIS NEXT DOOR NIGBHOUR DAT JUST FLEW IN FROM SPAIN, SHE WON'T LET ME BE, SHE STRTD WIF COMING VERY CLOSE TO MUAH DEN WE BECAME BEST OF FREINDS, SHE SHOWERS MUAH WIF LOTS OF GIFTS, BUYS MUAH PANTIES AND LOTS OF OTHER GOODIES, NW SHE WANTS MUAH TO BE HER LESBIAN PAL, I TOLD HER DAT AM NT A LESBIAN, SHE SAYS IT'S A LIE DAT MA LOOKS AND CHARACTER SAYS IT ALL, AND THAT I DNT AVE A BOYFRND, I TRIED 2 LT HER UNDASTAND DAT MY BOO IS NT IN 9JA, THAT HE'S IN SCHOOL, THIS GURL WONT LT MUAH BE, YESTER9YT SHE TRIED TO KISS MUAH, THE ODA TIME I WENT TO VISIT HER SHE WAS ASKING MUAH TO HAVE SEX WIF HER WHICH I REJECTED, DEN  SHE STRTED CRYING, GUYS TLL MUAH HW TO GT RID OF THIS GURL, AM SO WORRIED, SHE'S 25YRS OLD OOOOO

Someone in another thread has already said you look like a man, i guess it's time you started believing that now. There's no smoke without fire, and being an Igbo girl is no excuse for ignoranceso try writing english like you actually went to school, ok?
ARmanx (m)
Re: She Finks Am A Lesbian: Pls Help Muah
« #3 on: October 28, 2009, 02:58 PM »

Omo u go fear as Topic Change na!
smile4kenn (m)
Re: She Finks Am A Lesbian: Pls Help Muah
« #4 on: October 28, 2009, 05:15 PM »

muah dont know what to reply
nana (f)
Re: She Finks Am A Lesbian: Pls Help Muah
« #5 on: October 28, 2009, 05:43 PM »

When will people stop using capital letters. I feel like this poster is shouting at me and I hate people shouting at me  Sad

Anyhoo,Miss/Mrs. Muah, tell her u don't swing that way.
rhymz (m)
Re: She Finks Am A Lesbian: Pls Help Muah
« #6 on: October 28, 2009, 06:01 PM »

Wat da heck is wröng wif all U lots,whining about Muah and Moi as if Una no sabi say samu ni! Abeg die it there biko!
@Chynwe,
E be lyk say U don throw away sky,anyway,I no pity for dat owerre tout,i saw it coming anyway,the guy has got issues.
Anyway,tell the chick say U no dey gbala ohakim bus.lol!
However,she's right abt one thangy,U will make a gud lez wif the way your borry take dey,U got the lukz of one,besidz U nutty by nature chíldish playfulness is enuf to turn any lez on wif that your tiny voice,"Simon Me"lol!
Godmother (f)
Re: She Finks Am A Lesbian: Pls Help Muah
« #7 on: October 28, 2009, 06:13 PM »

Quote from: ARmanx on October 28, 2009, 02:58 PM
Omo u go fear as Topic Change na!

I tire o
adiona (f)
Re: She Finks Am A Lesbian: Pls Help Muah
« #8 on: October 28, 2009, 06:52 PM »

to d good, the bad and the ugly posters, na all of una saka shaaaa, thanx to y'all, i'm going back to skul 2morrow, i ain't gonna throw anymore post till am back, i gotta read ma books, i love y'all, byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee hook muah up on facebook, i love nigeria,
rita@NL (m)
Re: She Thinks I Am A Lesbian: Pls Help Me
« #9 on: October 29, 2009, 03:24 PM »

Na muah-moi lecture we dey receive here ?
tkb417 (m)
Re: She Thinks I Am A Lesbian: Pls Help Me
« #10 on: October 29, 2009, 03:34 PM »

muah is dumb and shld be flogged

muah shld return all her gifts. is she mother xmas?
Abbey_city (f)
Re: She Thinks I Am A Lesbian: Pls Help Me
« #11 on: October 29, 2009, 04:04 PM »

@Topic
Stay clear away 4rm her!!!!!! Chikena!
lytone (m)
Re: She Thinks I Am A Lesbian: Pls Help Me
« #12 on: October 29, 2009, 04:10 PM »

Quote from: Godmother on October 28, 2009, 06:13 PM
I tire o
  dats fair enuf from the poster.u guys dint even attend to her topic but a baseless negotiation on MUAH and MOI,  d funny tin is u all know wat she meant so why the LONG THING? LADIES shaaaa,  u are so unbelievable
whitesturd (f)
Re: She Thinks I Am A Lesbian: Pls Help Me
« #13 on: October 29, 2009, 04:19 PM »

miss muah.its obvious u jst heard the word muah.cos your frequent use ot the word is so annoying and earns u a slap 4rm me.
michelin89 (f)
Re: She Thinks I Am A Lesbian: Pls Help Me
« #14 on: October 29, 2009, 04:23 PM »

@ poster

Poor you. But do you know only ladies of substance attract other women? They may not be necessarily manly, but have a strong personality and exude confidence.
rita@NL (m)
Re: She Thinks I Am A Lesbian: Pls Help Me
« #15 on: October 29, 2009, 04:26 PM »

Make una free this chick na.
Anybody wey the MUAH dey pain for body make the person drink cement na.
adivce una no gree advice na muah una dey vex for.Make una invent una own word too na.
IFELEKE (m)
Re: She Thinks I Am A Lesbian: Pls Help Me
« #16 on: October 29, 2009, 04:36 PM »

Quote from: adiona on October 28, 2009, 06:52 PM
to d good, the bad and the ugly posters, na all of una saka shaaaa, thanx to y'all, i'm going back to skul 2morrow, i ain't gonna throw anymore post till am back, i gotta read ma books, i love y'all, byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee hook muah up on facebook, i love nigeria,
. . .many thanks to ASUU
iice (f)
Re: She Thinks I Am A Lesbian: Pls Help Me
« #17 on: October 29, 2009, 04:39 PM »

Quote from: Tstark on October 28, 2009, 02:54 PM
Someone in another thread has already said you look like a man, i guess it's time you started believing that now. There's no smoke without fire, and being an Igbo girl is no excuse for ignoranceso try writing english like you actually went to school, ok?

Rofl

Quote from: IFELEKE on October 29, 2009, 04:36 PM
. . .many thanks to ASUU

Hopefully Cheesy
agathamari (f)
Re: She Thinks I Am A Lesbian: Pls Help Me
« #18 on: October 29, 2009, 04:49 PM »

you put yourself in teh situation by accepting those kind of "gifts".  if a guy bough you a thong would you really be so nieve thinking he only wants to be friends and isnt trying to get into your pants.  why would it be different with a girl
galatico (m)
Re: She Thinks I Am A Lesbian: Pls Help Me
« #19 on: October 29, 2009, 04:56 PM »

Reject her advances politely .
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