Tell Me Your Toosting Or Wooing Techniques For Naija Babe

So tell me your methods,cos naija don change

1st mit dem 4 club. beta yet, hav a fren bring fren along - hv beer - hv chiken. 
decline offa 2 dance.  e go dey na be dis - tanda wella - gerrit?   una godey  hvy petting engag na b dat, eh?  fasforwardfewhours, few beers, few cheers, few musical jeers for here 4 dere, waka liv wif your dear sisi - di sisi will hesistate - waka ahed of her.  2bcontinued

Guyz,serious now@iice,dat is just part of d method,i know,but what if u don't av money,so u telling me dat u wont get a babe?Abeg give me more joo

Bros, just cary her sitdown, buy her drinks, tell her to ben down with style under your una table, kindly bring out your 7" abuna, fling it like this: kpaka, kpaka tell her that u gat it, thats all she go melo.