@poster,

What a novel idea.

i once wrote a letter to GOD as a kid but did not know exactly where Heaven was and if the post-man would charge me millions for postage stamps
Question 1: Dear God. It has been a while since you de-regulated the religious industry, since then we have had every freak from Islamic fundamentalists to christian cultic societies and Jehovah Witnesses, Redeemed ones, White Garment and Mammy-Water churches. I know you are a Capitalist and wanted a laissez-faire economy, but God in your estimation, has this worked well for you? (for us).
Question 2: We rest in the hope of a better future in heaven while we try to mature our spirits in preparation of this final utopia. it seems to me that the hurdles are ever increasingly getting harder to climb, i get a sense that the closer we get to perfection, the worse it is for us and the further from heaven (closer to hell) we get. Is there a catch in there?
Question 3: As your students in this journey of life, we often quarrel with among ourselves what you really are and the role you play in our lives, you can see for yourself how many posts Abuzola has made trying to define you in just the right way (and the resulting quagmire that has ensued). I just want to ask this. Why don't you step in as a good teacher and correct us where we fail to live up to expectation, like the days of Fire and Brimestone on the unbelievers of Sodom and Gormorrah (strikingly familiar with cess-pool we call Abuja FCT). Do you want us to fail this exam of life and carry over to Hell?
Question 4: My Last question. truly my last. if we are going to spend eternity in heaven, bereft of all our worldly fleshy desires and aspirations. how do you propose to keep us from getting bored. (please do not say we shall sing your praises all eternity long). no Basketball, no Premier League, no DSTV, there has to be some radio or TV station that is does not air Atmosphere of Miracles all day long. please tell me.