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big father (m)
Smart Player
« on: October 29, 2009, 04:23 PM »

One evening Red went over to his friend Terry's house to play cards with some friends. Red sat directly across from Terry's wife. Red dropped a card on the floor and bent down to pick it up. When he looked across the table he saw that Terry's wife had her legs open and no panties on. He sat up and was flushed. He went into the kitchen to get a drink of water. To his surprise, Terry's wife had followed him into the kitchen and said "Did you like what you saw?" Red said "Yes I did." She said "Well you can get more than that, but it will cost you $500. " So Red thought about this financial situation and said, "O.K." She said, "Come here tomorrow at2:30 because Terry will be at work then.” Red said, "I'll see you then." The next day, Red came over, they had sex, he paid her, then he left. Later, Terry came home and asked,” Has Red been over here today?" She said, thinking she had been caught,” As a matter of fact, he did.” Terry said, "Good because that fool came by my job this morning and asked to borrow $500 till this evening, and he said he would leave it with you. Shocked
 Grin Wink
MrPrsdent (m)
Re: Smart Player
« #1 on: October 29, 2009, 04:42 PM »

its funny but i've heard it many times before
studio43 (m)
My WoW Experience lol
« #2 on: October 30, 2009, 05:28 AM »

Te hehe i trust you
tammyswits (f)
Worried!!!
« #3 on: October 30, 2009, 05:45 AM »

You try!
studio43 (m)
My WoW Experience lol
« #4 on: October 30, 2009, 05:47 AM »

I know. Dont need to be told lol
tammyswits (f)
Worried!!!
« #5 on: October 30, 2009, 05:51 AM »

Was talking to you big papa, not you!! Complement stealer!!!! 
studio43 (m)
My WoW Experience lol
« #6 on: October 30, 2009, 05:54 AM »

Shattap and mind your business, Biffer
sylve11
Re: Smart Player
« #7 on: October 30, 2009, 09:12 AM »

Studio pls shatap, u r distubing ma sleep Angry Cool
VALIDATOR
Re: Smart Player
« #8 on: October 30, 2009, 12:58 PM »

Very nice one there.
Abbey_city (f)
Re: Smart Player
« #9 on: October 30, 2009, 01:50 PM »

@Joke
LMAO!!!! it's funny!!!!  Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy
sylve11
Re: Smart Player
« #10 on: October 30, 2009, 02:39 PM »

u brush dis morning? Huh Cool
shayoor (f)
Re: Smart Player
« #11 on: October 30, 2009, 02:57 PM »

lol
studio43 (m)
My WoW Experience lol
« #12 on: October 31, 2009, 07:43 AM »

Lol
tammyswits (f)
Worried!!!
« #13 on: October 31, 2009, 08:20 AM »

Lol
studio43 (m)
My WoW Experience lol
« #14 on: October 31, 2009, 10:05 AM »

Whats the laughter for guys?
ajekpaks (m)
Re: Smart Player
« #15 on: October 31, 2009, 11:57 AM »

chai
shayoor (f)
Re: Smart Player
« #16 on: November 01, 2009, 07:57 PM »

 ;d
Dunddy (m)
Re: Smart Player
« #17 on: November 01, 2009, 08:44 PM »

 Shocked Shocked  Huh kha-kha-kha-kha Grin
studio43 (m)
My WoW Experience lol
« #18 on: November 02, 2009, 09:16 AM »

Lol
tammyswits (f)
Worried!!!
« #19 on: November 02, 2009, 09:23 AM »

Lol
studio43 (m)
My WoW Experience lol
« #20 on: November 02, 2009, 09:29 AM »

Lol
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