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xynerio (m)
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O boy no be small thing o! As I am texting, I am busy pressing the KOKO wey them give me. In my life I hate cheating not to talk of me being d victim. I came back from work today and decided to buy fuel to use throughout d nite. I ask the Idiot to fill my keg with 15 litres, thinkin I was not seeing him she filled it with 14.88 litres and stopped d machine. I asked her to complete the remaining point and all she could do is push my keg down for others to buy. I called her an idiot and she said na your mama for village be idiot. My mama dey lagos was my reply with a slap on her disgusting face. The next thing I saw was blackout. A guy punched my eyes. When I regained my self I held his legs and the stupid gal went to my back and gave me romantic yet painful bite. O boy my eye dey pain me. I dont want to mention d fuel station name to avoid another blow.
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scottN (m)
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hmmm and u still dey type SMS? Ol' boy u strong o! Abi u get limbs like Octopus?
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xynerio (m)
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Get out you no go understand. Ah! Ouch! Mmm!
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big head (m)
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oh boy no be small thing oh e be like say this mr seun of a guy is not even doing anything about cheating men nigeria may never progress beware it is not a curse most hings are not right and may never be right please post the name of the station and location with pictures i think the world needs to hear this
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big head (m)
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whERE is the location
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xynerio (m)
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What will you do if I tell you the location?
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studio43 (m)
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I just hope the kids dont fight
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big head (m)
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report them of course damn it
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big head (m)
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sing in on your mail or with your messenger now i there waiting
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xynerio (m)
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You are serious aint you?
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studio43 (m)
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He's not and never will be serious due to the size of his head.
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sylve11
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Studio go help xynario fight na, u nor be egbe wenjer again?   |
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xynerio (m)
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@sylve. You said studio? Lol. Meat dey talk kpomo like studio dey show face. If e put hand I don loose hope be dat.
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Abbey_city (f)
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lol 9ice joke  He's not and never will be serious due to the size of his head.
LMAO!!!! studio u bad o u knw it!!!  |
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Dunddy (m)
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big-head! shey na like dis u go dey dey? |
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sylve11
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if person head big na crime again?  |
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Abbey_city (f)
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big-head! shey na like dis u go dey dey? Am very sure u're nt talkg to m! |
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big head (m)
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shut your farting,shitting trap studio
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Abbey_city (f)
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Big_head>>>>>> y u dey vex?  |
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sylve11
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him head dey control am  |
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studio43 (m)
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U need to go for head reduction surgery son so dat u sef go dey pay same amount others with normal head shape dey pay to Barber
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jmkbond (f)
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studio dt too much
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Dunddy (m)
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Am very sure u're nt talkg to m!
Tufiakwa! God forbid! U need to go for head reduction surgery son so dat u sef go dey pay same amount others with normal head shape dey pay to Barber
you mean he pays double d price? |
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jmkbond (f)
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d price of d surgery will depend on d circumference and total surface area of his head
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