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rita@NL (m)
He Farts Too Much
« on: October 31, 2009, 04:46 AM »

 What will you do if your BF/ GF farts too much ?  Grin Grin
yorke (m)
Re: He Farts Too Much
« #1 on: October 31, 2009, 05:16 AM »

Nothing, i kind of like it when my gal fart, cos my follows after.
Gabry (f)
Re: He Farts Too Much
« #2 on: October 31, 2009, 06:05 AM »

My bf farts every morning and he makes that cheeky smile. Its kinda cute so I dont mind really Smiley
Pweety4me
Re: He Farts Too Much
« #3 on: October 31, 2009, 06:57 AM »

C'mon dat would be groose now. . .i would probably just walk out and wait 4 d stench 2 go away. . .   UndecidedLips sealed
ima1 (f)
Re: He Farts Too Much
« #4 on: October 31, 2009, 07:47 AM »

omg lol i get alot of that on a daily basis. my hubby farts and then looks at me to see my reaction and i start laughing bcoz even when i don't hear d sound, when he looks at me i know he just let one out lol.

Good thing his farts don't smell, and one reason he farts is bcoz he is lactose intolerant but loves milk.
whitesturd (f)
Re: He Farts Too Much
« #5 on: October 31, 2009, 07:54 AM »

Quote from: ima1 on October 31, 2009, 07:47 AM
omg lol i get alot of that on a daily basis. my hubby farts and then looks at me to see my reaction and i start laughing bcoz even when i don't hear d sound, when he looks at me i know he just let one out lol.

Good thing his farts don't smell, and one reason he farts is bcoz he is lactose intolerant but loves milk.

laughs my sexy ass out.lol
coolier (f)
Re: He Farts Too Much
« #6 on: October 31, 2009, 08:04 AM »

Farting is fine with me so long as the odour is not nauseating!
Godmother (f)
Re: He Farts Too Much
« #7 on: October 31, 2009, 09:15 AM »

I dont mind my partner farting as well.Ita natural thing now.I woulnd want him holding it in and developing one thing or the other
PAININASS
Re: He Farts Too Much
« #8 on: October 31, 2009, 09:46 AM »

Quote from: Godmother on October 31, 2009, 09:15 AM
I dont mind my partner farting as well.Ita natural thing now.I woulnd want him holding it in and developing one thing or the other
Sorry its not a natural thing,you can decide not to fart,i'll advice you to drop your partner if he farts too much.

Your partner must be dirty!
whitesturd (f)
Re: He Farts Too Much
« #9 on: October 31, 2009, 09:49 AM »

Quote from: PAININASS on October 31, 2009, 09:46 AM
Sorry its not a natural thing,you can decide not to fart,i'll advice you to drop your partner if he farts too much.

You partner must be dirty!

lol.ha ha ha ha.very funny.
PAININASS
Re: He Farts Too Much
« #10 on: October 31, 2009, 09:51 AM »

We've got dirty ladies in the house,
Shola2009 (m)
Re: He Farts Too Much
« #11 on: October 31, 2009, 09:54 AM »

Quote
omg lol i get alot of that on a daily basis. my hubby farts and then looks at me to see my reaction and i start laughing bcoz even when i don't hear d sound, when he looks at me i know he just let one out lol.

Good thing his farts don't smell, and one reason he farts is bcoz he is lactose intolerant but loves milk.
lmao!!
eyonigger (m)
Re: He Farts Too Much
« #12 on: October 31, 2009, 10:19 AM »

Thank goodness for this thread, I was about creating a thread regarding my gf who farts almost everytime when we r together. But the help I need here is, my fart has started smelling like hers, what is going on Nlanders? I know the smell of my fart is quite different, but whenever she farts in my presence, the next day my fart wud start smelling like hers, does any1 have an idea of what that is? Very curious.
PAININASS
Re: He Farts Too Much
« #13 on: October 31, 2009, 10:24 AM »

Quote from: eyonigger on October 31, 2009, 10:19 AM
Thank goodness for this thread, I was about creating a thread regarding my gf who farts almost everytime when we r together. But the help I need here is, my fart has started smelling like hers, what is going on Nlanders? I know the smell of my fart is quite different, but whenever she farts in my presence, the next day my fart wud start smelling like hers, does any1 have an idea of what that is? Very curious.
You don get HIV
Harry Potter (m)
Re: He Farts Too Much
« #14 on: October 31, 2009, 10:50 AM »

my gf farts around wen eva am wit her but dat deosnt trip me cos her farts is more like air freshner 2 me.
sexyLeamon (f)
Re: He Farts Too Much
« #15 on: October 31, 2009, 11:00 AM »

ROFL funny topic Grin as for me honestly I don't think keep up with a partner who fart too much. something yea people have upset stomach dat is understandable but a chronic farter? Undecided what if he keep this up for next 5 years or so, no I wouldn't take it, I will need some breathing spaceĀ 
passionwit (m)
Re: He Farts Too Much
« #16 on: October 31, 2009, 12:11 PM »

@Harry Potter  - U are dead sick in the ass, LMAO,

C'mon, dats not sexy tho we know its nature thing but at least,  "Dont Make it an Hobby"
rokiatu (f)
Re: He Farts Too Much
« #17 on: October 31, 2009, 12:27 PM »

I guess i will have to get used to it Grin
faakay (m)
Re: He Farts Too Much
« #18 on: October 31, 2009, 12:32 PM »

Quote from: eyonigger on October 31, 2009, 10:19 AM
Thank goodness for this thread, I was about creating a thread regarding my gf who farts almost everytime when we r together. But the help I need here is, my fart has started smelling like hers, what is going on Nlanders? I know the smell of my fart is quite different, but whenever she farts in my presence, the next day my fart wud start smelling like hers, does any1 have an idea of what that is? Very curious.
Quote from: PAININASS on October 31, 2009, 10:24 AM
You don get HIV

ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!  Grin  Grin
whitesturd (f)
Re: He Farts Too Much
« #19 on: October 31, 2009, 01:09 PM »

Quote from: eyonigger on October 31, 2009, 10:19 AM
Thank goodness for this thread, I was about creating a thread regarding my gf who farts almost everytime when we r together. But the help I need here is, my fart has started smelling like hers, what is going on Nlanders? I know the smell of my fart is quite different, but whenever she farts in my presence, the next day my fart wud start smelling like hers, does any1 have an idea of what that is? Very curious.

Men this thread is so funny.OMG.it should be moved to the JOKES SECTION.u guys no go kill me for N/L.

Quote from: Harry Potter on October 31, 2009, 10:50 AM
my gf farts around wen eva am wit her but dat deosnt trip me cos her farts is more like air freshner 2 me.

OMG somebody pls help me.cant stop laughing.bu ha haa   haaaaaaaa          ah ah ah         ah ha ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaabuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaabuhaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaabuhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaabuhaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.haaaaahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.
galatico (m)
Re: He Farts Too Much
« #20 on: October 31, 2009, 02:10 PM »

That's a dirty habit .
sexyLeamon (f)
Re: He Farts Too Much
« #21 on: October 31, 2009, 02:22 PM »

Quote from: Harry Potter on October 31, 2009, 10:50 AM
my gf farts around wen eva am wit her but dat deosnt trip me cos her farts is more like air freshner 2 me.
OH love Grin Grin
8ball (m)
Re: He Farts Too Much
« #22 on: October 31, 2009, 02:27 PM »

Quote from: rita@NL on October 31, 2009, 04:46 AM
What will you do if your BF/ GF farts too much ?  Grin Grin

i don't see the point to this thread, however, if it is purposely done, it becomes another issue entirely,
Boss bitch (f)
Re: He Farts Too Much
« #23 on: October 31, 2009, 02:30 PM »

even tho its very disgustin, i find it funny but if he puts me thru it on a daily basis, i'm kickin him out
Pweety4me
Re: He Farts Too Much
« #24 on: October 31, 2009, 03:03 PM »

Fartaholic. . . Lips sealed
eyonigger (m)
Re: He Farts Too Much
« #25 on: October 31, 2009, 03:19 PM »

wetin dey worry that guy wey talk sey i get HIV. Be serious ojare, some1 please give me a very good point.
Pweety4me
Re: He Farts Too Much
« #26 on: October 31, 2009, 03:47 PM »

^^^ Grin do u guys eat d same food?
y me (f)
Re: He Farts Too Much
« #27 on: October 31, 2009, 04:38 PM »

am not too cool with that but no probs tho Undecided
Missy B (f)
Re: He Farts Too Much
« #28 on: October 31, 2009, 04:46 PM »

You guys are so . . . . . .  Undecided  Yuck!!!

Quote from: galatico on October 31, 2009, 02:10 PM
That's a dirty habit .
Exacto!!
A li2 respect for Yourself phulease.
Harry Potter (m)
Re: He Farts Too Much
« #29 on: October 31, 2009, 04:56 PM »

@passionwit dats the power of love.get used 2 it and u will see wat am saying
@sexyleamon there is nothing love cant do.for instance take the case of Romeo and Juliet where love proved its power even 2 death.
rita@NL (m)
Re: He Farts Too Much
« #30 on: October 31, 2009, 05:09 PM »

Quote from: 8ball on October 31, 2009, 02:27 PM
i don't see the point to this thread, however, if it is purposely done, it becomes another issue entirely,

As you fine reach pesin go think say na so your brain dey work but mba u think like cockroach.

You dont see a point in a thread and yet you wasted your time posting on it,why dont you just work away. Oshiranu .
Shola2009 (m)
Re: He Farts Too Much
« #31 on: October 31, 2009, 05:57 PM »

^^^
LMAO!!!  Grin easy easy! no kill am oooo  Shocked  Grin Grin
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