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muffins (f)
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Put some tranquilizer in his food. 
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hazureal (f)
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well, none of us farts too much, but when i catch him lettin one off(though i hardly smell anything), he keeps a straight face & blames it on d food i cook. if i let one off, he sprays d whole room wit insecticide instead of air-freshener!
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TheSeeker (m)
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Why I no go fart? As I dey talk now sef, I dey mess  |
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Murphy G
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There's nothing wrong with farting. In those days if sm1 at home farts and another goes to report/tell daddy. Dad wld always ask " se iso ni ile? (fart get house?).
If she farts and it smells, I'll leave the room and allow everything to cool off before I enter the room again.
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dominique (f)
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there is no big deal if you fart around your significant other, afterall there's no such as a thing mess-room  |
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lawrence83
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Lmao. . . . . . . .very funny thread
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rita@NL (m)
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Na wa oo I think say some ppl no dey fart for NL oo ,as dem speak oyinbo reach |
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africhika (f)
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i seem to be the only one disturbed by this thread. i think i should leave right about now  |
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throttler (f)
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try the smell of mess after eating beans morning and afternoon, and a lil bit of milk. all those that think fart is funny will not think so again for me, i like myself messing, not another pesin, even if their own isnt smelly, my brain kind of makes my nose perceive a bad smell. |
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scottN (m)
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Hmmmmmm na wa o! I actually had issues with one of my gfs over this. I never did like the idea of farting in our presence (either me or her) but she insisted that if i didn't like it then i was definitely hiding s/thing from her. Can u Imagine that? In fact I had to compromise a bit on my next gf.
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tpacalipse
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What will you do if your BF/ GF farts too much ? set bomb at his ass |
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RuuDie (m)
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@ poster, & i s'pose u don't fart cuz u're mad of clay + u don't eat, sleep and u're fixated in the middle of the toll-gate road, arms upraised, bidding travellers "welcome to lagos"  |
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Macgreat (m)
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Funny post with crazy replies
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jidesamuel (m)
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honestly,i'm not sure if i will be comfortable with partner farting in my presence,although i may no react initially,later on i may have to tell her with humility that she should try to stop the act,same to me i wont do that whenever she's with me. 
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Enoyoh
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My guy farts and am indifferent about it because it doesn't smell
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jidesamuel (m)
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honestly,i'm not sure if i will be comfortable with gf farting in my presence,although i may no react initially,later on i may have to tell her with humility that she should try to stop the act,same to me i wont do that whenever she's with me
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